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@slurmqueen.bsky.social
The Dolores Claiborne of BlueSky. 🌒
DC = 🏠
DC = 🏠
Pinned
“He looks like Earthworm Jim, but with cancer.”
A Pigeon Sat on a Branch Gooning on Existence
Goon a movie
The Goondock Saints
The Goondock Saints
Goon Girl
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
A Pigeon Sat on a Branch Gooning on Existence
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What else is there to say
New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.
November 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
What else is there to say
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skinwalker ranch dressing
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
skinwalker ranch dressing
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THEY USED THE WHITE HOUSE SITUATION ROOM TO ATTEMPT A COVERUP OF CHILD RAPE DOCUMENTS would not just be an administration-ending scandal on a normal timeline, but an entire party-ending one. But here is just Wednesday.
November 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
THEY USED THE WHITE HOUSE SITUATION ROOM TO ATTEMPT A COVERUP OF CHILD RAPE DOCUMENTS would not just be an administration-ending scandal on a normal timeline, but an entire party-ending one. But here is just Wednesday.
What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a child?
November 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a child?
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Are we doing “just asking questions” with non-gender-related mental healthcare for minors now?
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Are we doing “just asking questions” with non-gender-related mental healthcare for minors now?
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being a gay guy friends with other gay guys is kinda like this
November 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
being a gay guy friends with other gay guys is kinda like this
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roses are red
the fascists are villains
the fascists are villains
November 12, 2025 at 1:35 PM
roses are red
the fascists are villains
the fascists are villains
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this is a perfect head-start to the american dream of generational debt 🥰
November 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
this is a perfect head-start to the american dream of generational debt 🥰
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@conorlambpa.bsky.social please primary that man we should have listened to you 😭
November 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
@conorlambpa.bsky.social please primary that man we should have listened to you 😭
Tomorrow is new tattoo day!
November 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Tomorrow is new tattoo day!
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Do you how fast all this could be over if we simply told him Obama can hold his breathe for 15 minutes
November 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Do you how fast all this could be over if we simply told him Obama can hold his breathe for 15 minutes
A boot you can hop around in
November 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
A boot you can hop around in
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what if we kissed in this liminal space and were both boys?
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
what if we kissed in this liminal space and were both boys?
Send him to the guiIIotine.
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Send him to the guiIIotine.
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Reposting a solid summary from Reddit, along with the quickly-deleted story from Revolt
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Reposting a solid summary from Reddit, along with the quickly-deleted story from Revolt
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
November 11, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
It’s amazing how you can tell a movie is a Christian movie by the poster alone.
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
It’s amazing how you can tell a movie is a Christian movie by the poster alone.
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yes yes yes, the sensation it gives is of someone reaching for the slider on the microphone to click it off with their other hand but, perhaps two feet away from making the motion, quickly thinking better of it and snapping it back right down to their side and continuing to speak with renewed vigor
just want to add, as a side note, that I find the “; &” to be a weirdly inspired punctuation combo. it has more of a musical value than a grammatical one.
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
yes yes yes, the sensation it gives is of someone reaching for the slider on the microphone to click it off with their other hand but, perhaps two feet away from making the motion, quickly thinking better of it and snapping it back right down to their side and continuing to speak with renewed vigor
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harrell scored endorsements from the sitting governor, attorney general, congresswoman jayapal, and buttigieg lmao
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
harrell scored endorsements from the sitting governor, attorney general, congresswoman jayapal, and buttigieg lmao
Vote Schumer out of leadership or stfu
Many feel betrayal and frustration, and the feelings are hot right now.
I get it. I have my own feelings.
🧵
I get it. I have my own feelings.
🧵
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Vote Schumer out of leadership or stfu
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they think you're stupid
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
they think you're stupid
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Well, unfortunately
Threat of victory looms large over Election Day as an ominous portent of a future that could leave Dems in array; party elders scramble to contain the risk
The framing of this is hilarious: Democrats deeply worried about the repercussions of a victory
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/m...
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/m...
November 10, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Well, unfortunately