Salted Butter
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Salted Butter
@sltdbutter.bsky.social
31, queer, maintaining the hoard
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🎅
November 30, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Here me out, hear me out, hear me out:

CRANK by Slayyyter for the blood rave music in the Blade remake.

It just makes sense.
November 27, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Played The Fame Monster while grocery shopping and my gay ass was nearly raptured in the middle of this Aldi.
November 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Things i make and love yet have no taste reference for: Scallion cream cheese.

Heard about it in an episode of Chefs Table and said "Well, that just makes sense". Now I put in on everything.

Oatmeal? Of course. Chilli ? Yup. Dinner roll? You bet your ass. Its the Hanah Montana of dairy condiments.
November 14, 2025 at 1:07 PM
This and a $5 milk frother will get you anywhere you want to go. Makes a mean brown sugar oat latte
if you're unsure how to get your starbux fix during the boycott, she's my best friend. she costs 2 grande drinks and will last you 3 months.
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Anyway I hadn't heard anyone talking about this, so I guess I'm gonna talk about it. Spread the word if you're thinking about doing an nsfw KS project, Stripe apparently might pull your funding at literally any step of the process, with zero warning!
November 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Serebii Update: Official render for Mega Chimecho has been released. It is Psychic/Steel-type
www.serebii.net
November 6, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Thank you to everyone who made my post-election day scroll magical
NYC has a new mayor
November 5, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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posted this four months ago but tonight as buckaroos like mamdani sweep elections i will post again. hope this is sign to all establishment goofs that trotting to the center is not the move. protect the buckaroos who are in perilous circumstances and do not give an inch
how about no
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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💰💰💰
November 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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September 30, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Gm everybody! High key: might just put this on to get ready for work.
the yearning will continue until morale improves
November 3, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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good morning
November 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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DON'T FORGET!
November 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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ERIC ANDRE GETS ON MY NERVES!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
October 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
And my coworkers just think of this song as my ringtone 😔
October 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Ahead of the 1st shutdown of US food aid to hungry Americans in 60 years, some of the 200,000 Little Free Library locations are converting into food pantries. Thanks @littlefreelibrary.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Be the goat.

#art #darkart
October 28, 2025 at 9:41 AM
How long has network TV been as silly as 911: Nashville ? Where can I find more of this ?
October 27, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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My thoughts on tomorrow. Though I stole the words from a smarter person (the history wizard) it’s still how I feel.
October 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM