just a lil’ guy
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just a lil’ guy
@justinalex.bsky.social
· Nov 13
need somebody to choke me rn how’s everyone else’s Wednesday?
how is it possible that Jonathan Bailey is that hot and that talented and somehow he’s never been in a good movie? it’s literally just 3 good tv shows and then slop 😩😭
*i have never seen his theater work, so i have no opinion on that
*i have never seen his theater work, so i have no opinion on that
some so-called movies are just meandering collections of disjointed scenes, with actors sleepwalking across from their green screen colleagues while the illusion of “stakes” attempts to convince you to care. i’m unconvinced. filth, slop, anti-art, even anti-fun. it’s embarrassing.
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
how is it possible that Jonathan Bailey is that hot and that talented and somehow he’s never been in a good movie? it’s literally just 3 good tv shows and then slop 😩😭
*i have never seen his theater work, so i have no opinion on that
*i have never seen his theater work, so i have no opinion on that
fuckfuckfuckfuckkkkk i just realized that Wicked 2 comes out next Friday and we’re about to endure the most annoying two weeks of press touring 😩
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
fuckfuckfuckfuckkkkk i just realized that Wicked 2 comes out next Friday and we’re about to endure the most annoying two weeks of press touring 😩
some so-called movies are just meandering collections of disjointed scenes, with actors sleepwalking across from their green screen colleagues while the illusion of “stakes” attempts to convince you to care. i’m unconvinced. filth, slop, anti-art, even anti-fun. it’s embarrassing.
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
some so-called movies are just meandering collections of disjointed scenes, with actors sleepwalking across from their green screen colleagues while the illusion of “stakes” attempts to convince you to care. i’m unconvinced. filth, slop, anti-art, even anti-fun. it’s embarrassing.
Predator, ranked:
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Predator, ranked:
what if you could suck your own cock to completion, comfortably and reliably, for years and years but then as you aged it became more difficult until you just… couldn’t anymore. that would feel like such a sting, a terrible breakup, a connection lost forever 💔
November 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
what if you could suck your own cock to completion, comfortably and reliably, for years and years but then as you aged it became more difficult until you just… couldn’t anymore. that would feel like such a sting, a terrible breakup, a connection lost forever 💔
this one’s slick and fun enough. Elle Fanning is stellar, no surprise there. but my god the Disneyfication of everything is very irritating — the predictable story beats, the effects, the worldbuilding. Star Wars and MCU and now Predator feel totally interchangeable and lose their unique
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
this one’s slick and fun enough. Elle Fanning is stellar, no surprise there. but my god the Disneyfication of everything is very irritating — the predictable story beats, the effects, the worldbuilding. Star Wars and MCU and now Predator feel totally interchangeable and lose their unique
i really hope The Running Man is good. it’s the PERFECT thing to remake (great concept, bad first movie, tons of room to change up the story and set pieces), and it has a killer cast too. 🤞🏼🤞🏼
November 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
i really hope The Running Man is good. it’s the PERFECT thing to remake (great concept, bad first movie, tons of room to change up the story and set pieces), and it has a killer cast too. 🤞🏼🤞🏼
banger, Yorgos + Stone is a generational pairing. complex, thoughtful, interesting stuff that just invites so much dissection. the corporate speak in this is so casually uncanny, fuck. what a picture!
November 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
banger, Yorgos + Stone is a generational pairing. complex, thoughtful, interesting stuff that just invites so much dissection. the corporate speak in this is so casually uncanny, fuck. what a picture!
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again: Whoopi Goldberg should be the biggest movie star in the world. i know she was very successful, but somehow it’s just not enough. when young boys and girls want to become actors when they grow up, they should look at her work.
November 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again: Whoopi Goldberg should be the biggest movie star in the world. i know she was very successful, but somehow it’s just not enough. when young boys and girls want to become actors when they grow up, they should look at her work.
i am currently pet sitting and i’ve never felt so chosen 🥹
November 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
i am currently pet sitting and i’ve never felt so chosen 🥹
first-time watch and holy shit… i don’t think i’ve ever seen a movie that hates women this much lol. terrible! and worst of all it also has Chris Pratt in it! Anne Hathaway and Kate Hudson are perfect angels though so i won’t hold it against them, i hope they both live forever.
November 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
first-time watch and holy shit… i don’t think i’ve ever seen a movie that hates women this much lol. terrible! and worst of all it also has Chris Pratt in it! Anne Hathaway and Kate Hudson are perfect angels though so i won’t hold it against them, i hope they both live forever.
there appears to be a not-small subculture of Great British Bake Off fans who dislike Jasmine this series, i assume because she’s so pretty and they are jealous trash goblins? i can think of no other valid reason.
November 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
there appears to be a not-small subculture of Great British Bake Off fans who dislike Jasmine this series, i assume because she’s so pretty and they are jealous trash goblins? i can think of no other valid reason.
oh you prefer chunky peanut butter? [derogatory]
November 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
oh you prefer chunky peanut butter? [derogatory]
they should make a realistic acapella movie where nobody likes the people doing the acapella
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
they should make a realistic acapella movie where nobody likes the people doing the acapella
this was why btw
November 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
this was why btw
my apartment smells ✨incredible✨ right now
November 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
my apartment smells ✨incredible✨ right now
listen— i’m stupid but i’m not “watches All’s Fair” stupid
November 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
listen— i’m stupid but i’m not “watches All’s Fair” stupid
i will be naked for the rest of the day by the way
November 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
i will be naked for the rest of the day by the way
there is an epidemic of uwu behavior from the bear community. we must find a vaccine.
November 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
there is an epidemic of uwu behavior from the bear community. we must find a vaccine.
i made my favorite free-form pan de cristal bread (so light! so airy! such a crispy crust!) and my signature chicken salad (spicy! tangy! creamy! herby!) so yeah, i will be eating pretty well for the next few days
November 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
i made my favorite free-form pan de cristal bread (so light! so airy! such a crispy crust!) and my signature chicken salad (spicy! tangy! creamy! herby!) so yeah, i will be eating pretty well for the next few days
gm babygirls it’s a beautiful day out there 💋
November 4, 2025 at 11:57 AM
gm babygirls it’s a beautiful day out there 💋
can you believe this is a first-time watch? wonderful stuff. Walken is so incredible and sensitive and nuanced, what a star. what a picture!
November 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
can you believe this is a first-time watch? wonderful stuff. Walken is so incredible and sensitive and nuanced, what a star. what a picture!
i’ve been only *just* holding it together today (because i’ve seen so many videos of sad dogs who are confused at their shifting mealtimes due to daylight savings)
November 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
i’ve been only *just* holding it together today (because i’ve seen so many videos of sad dogs who are confused at their shifting mealtimes due to daylight savings)
the yearning will continue until morale improves
November 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
the yearning will continue until morale improves
watching Weekend and i don’t want to sound spoiled but if a guy made me instant coffee in the morning i’d leave
November 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
watching Weekend and i don’t want to sound spoiled but if a guy made me instant coffee in the morning i’d leave