Slime Weasel
@slimeweasel.bsky.social
Not a fan of capitalism or imperialism. Big fan of Metal
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Waitress: Would you like to hear the specials?
Customer: Sure.
Waitress: 🎶Stop your messing around. Ah ah ah. Better think of your future. Ah ah ah. Time to straighten right out....🎶
Customer: Sure.
Waitress: 🎶Stop your messing around. Ah ah ah. Better think of your future. Ah ah ah. Time to straighten right out....🎶
February 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Waitress: Would you like to hear the specials?
Customer: Sure.
Waitress: 🎶Stop your messing around. Ah ah ah. Better think of your future. Ah ah ah. Time to straighten right out....🎶
Customer: Sure.
Waitress: 🎶Stop your messing around. Ah ah ah. Better think of your future. Ah ah ah. Time to straighten right out....🎶
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the loneliness epidemic is actually a weirdness epidemic. just stop being weird
February 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
the loneliness epidemic is actually a weirdness epidemic. just stop being weird
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"This Bud's For You" commercial where instead of a gun Bud Dwyer pulls an ice cold six pack from that bag and shares it with his colleagues as they announce his corruption charges are dropped
February 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
"This Bud's For You" commercial where instead of a gun Bud Dwyer pulls an ice cold six pack from that bag and shares it with his colleagues as they announce his corruption charges are dropped
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Wall Street goofed extra bad here, because now Americans have no way to get rid of their hype bubble oligarch politically except by destroying his hype bubble empire. The only path out of Musk's unelected coup runs directly through the capital markets, and the fragile valuations that prop him up.
February 15, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Wall Street goofed extra bad here, because now Americans have no way to get rid of their hype bubble oligarch politically except by destroying his hype bubble empire. The only path out of Musk's unelected coup runs directly through the capital markets, and the fragile valuations that prop him up.
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🚨 BREAKING: Joe Biden Grants Clemency To Leonard Peltier www.huffpost.com/entry/joe-bi...
Joe Biden Frees Leonard Peltier
The ailing Native American rights activist has been in prison for nearly 50 years after the U.S. government lied to put him there.
www.huffpost.com
January 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Joe Biden Grants Clemency To Leonard Peltier www.huffpost.com/entry/joe-bi...
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“I'll show you light now. It burns bright forever. No more blue tomorrows. You on high now, love.” — David Lynch, RIP
January 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
“I'll show you light now. It burns bright forever. No more blue tomorrows. You on high now, love.” — David Lynch, RIP
God damn it
January 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
God damn it
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The "Did Jimmy Carter Die Today" bot author used the wrong timezone and declared he wasn't dead today at 6AM lmao
December 30, 2024 at 12:04 AM
The "Did Jimmy Carter Die Today" bot author used the wrong timezone and declared he wasn't dead today at 6AM lmao
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feel like cyberpunk has had its day. It’s time for cybercrossover and cyberpowerviolence to get the spotlight
December 12, 2024 at 7:42 AM
feel like cyberpunk has had its day. It’s time for cybercrossover and cyberpowerviolence to get the spotlight
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me: i had to have updog put down
them: what's updog
me (crying): my best friend
them: what's updog
me (crying): my best friend
December 4, 2024 at 7:22 PM
me: i had to have updog put down
them: what's updog
me (crying): my best friend
them: what's updog
me (crying): my best friend
Introduce yourself with 4 video games
November 23, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Introduce yourself with 4 video games
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Fun fact about the band Fugazi: despite being the most popular act in the “post-hardcore” genre, they were hilariously bad at business, selling tickets for way below the normal price and not even bothering to sell merchandise. If one of them had taken a business class they might be millionaires!
November 22, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Fun fact about the band Fugazi: despite being the most popular act in the “post-hardcore” genre, they were hilariously bad at business, selling tickets for way below the normal price and not even bothering to sell merchandise. If one of them had taken a business class they might be millionaires!
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Hello all: It is with a heavy heart that I remove my Starter Pack of "Trustworthy Mesopotamian Copper Ingot Merchants Within the City-State of Ur."
I have been informed about some pretty unfortunate oversights on my part and ultimately platformed some creators who should not have been platformed.
I have been informed about some pretty unfortunate oversights on my part and ultimately platformed some creators who should not have been platformed.
November 13, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Hello all: It is with a heavy heart that I remove my Starter Pack of "Trustworthy Mesopotamian Copper Ingot Merchants Within the City-State of Ur."
I have been informed about some pretty unfortunate oversights on my part and ultimately platformed some creators who should not have been platformed.
I have been informed about some pretty unfortunate oversights on my part and ultimately platformed some creators who should not have been platformed.
Welp deleted my Twitter accounts entirely. Been lurking here for a bit, waiting for a critical mass of users. Thank God it finally came.
November 10, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Welp deleted my Twitter accounts entirely. Been lurking here for a bit, waiting for a critical mass of users. Thank God it finally came.