Skye 💝
@skyeariel.bsky.social
My asthma was misdiagnosed as having a bad attitude.
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the best part about star wars is when they violently blow up the fascists.
this is closely followed by the 2nd best part, which is the abundance of little guys (many of which are heavily armed)
this is closely followed by the 2nd best part, which is the abundance of little guys (many of which are heavily armed)
May 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
the best part about star wars is when they violently blow up the fascists.
this is closely followed by the 2nd best part, which is the abundance of little guys (many of which are heavily armed)
this is closely followed by the 2nd best part, which is the abundance of little guys (many of which are heavily armed)
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misfolds ur proteins and gives u prion disease
May 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
misfolds ur proteins and gives u prion disease
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you know what? I’m gonna be chronically ill even harder
Mehmet Oz just said on Fox News that:
“It is your patriotic duty to be as healthy as you can”.
“It is your patriotic duty to be as healthy as you can”.
May 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
you know what? I’m gonna be chronically ill even harder
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Hold up I just thought of another joke about the pope being from Chicago:
IL Papa
IL Papa
May 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Hold up I just thought of another joke about the pope being from Chicago:
IL Papa
IL Papa
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Now rises four Popes that all claim to be the tru pontiff. One is a cyborg, as per tradition.
April 21, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Now rises four Popes that all claim to be the tru pontiff. One is a cyborg, as per tradition.
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All the cardinals gearing up for a big banterous conclave
April 21, 2025 at 10:22 AM
All the cardinals gearing up for a big banterous conclave
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Regardless of how one feels about the Catholic Church or about Pope Francis, now is a time to come together to claim that JD Vance killed him
April 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Regardless of how one feels about the Catholic Church or about Pope Francis, now is a time to come together to claim that JD Vance killed him
There are nutrition facts on the back of this fake food I got for my playroom and as someone who had an eating disorder, I am crying in the club
April 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
There are nutrition facts on the back of this fake food I got for my playroom and as someone who had an eating disorder, I am crying in the club
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me: i'll have a Coke
waiter: is Pepsi okay?
me: no, still in that coma
waiter: oh my god
me: i know, it's terrible
waiter: it's so terrible
me: and Pepsi has kids too those poor kids
waiter: i don't even want to think about it
waiter: is Pepsi okay?
me: no, still in that coma
waiter: oh my god
me: i know, it's terrible
waiter: it's so terrible
me: and Pepsi has kids too those poor kids
waiter: i don't even want to think about it
March 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
me: i'll have a Coke
waiter: is Pepsi okay?
me: no, still in that coma
waiter: oh my god
me: i know, it's terrible
waiter: it's so terrible
me: and Pepsi has kids too those poor kids
waiter: i don't even want to think about it
waiter: is Pepsi okay?
me: no, still in that coma
waiter: oh my god
me: i know, it's terrible
waiter: it's so terrible
me: and Pepsi has kids too those poor kids
waiter: i don't even want to think about it
Upset parent: your counselor said xyz
My boss, holding the screenshots I provided the second I decided to get sassy: yeah no but we support her.
My boss, holding the screenshots I provided the second I decided to get sassy: yeah no but we support her.
February 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Upset parent: your counselor said xyz
My boss, holding the screenshots I provided the second I decided to get sassy: yeah no but we support her.
My boss, holding the screenshots I provided the second I decided to get sassy: yeah no but we support her.
Feral things I’ve said to my coworkers today (as a therapist):
“I’m going to dress a doll to look like you and I’m going to leave it in your seat. It’s called psychological warfare.”
“I have a neon sign now so I am more powerful.”
“-whispering outside of his door- I got the parking spot”
“I’m going to dress a doll to look like you and I’m going to leave it in your seat. It’s called psychological warfare.”
“I have a neon sign now so I am more powerful.”
“-whispering outside of his door- I got the parking spot”
February 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Feral things I’ve said to my coworkers today (as a therapist):
“I’m going to dress a doll to look like you and I’m going to leave it in your seat. It’s called psychological warfare.”
“I have a neon sign now so I am more powerful.”
“-whispering outside of his door- I got the parking spot”
“I’m going to dress a doll to look like you and I’m going to leave it in your seat. It’s called psychological warfare.”
“I have a neon sign now so I am more powerful.”
“-whispering outside of his door- I got the parking spot”
Sometimes you just gotta convince the kids to make you the grossest thing they can imagine in the kitchen to get them to work together (I’ve heard the words chicken juice)
February 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Sometimes you just gotta convince the kids to make you the grossest thing they can imagine in the kitchen to get them to work together (I’ve heard the words chicken juice)
Doing a sibling session where one child has me doing a battle and the other wants me to take care of a baby: 🎶a single mom who works two jobs🎶
February 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Doing a sibling session where one child has me doing a battle and the other wants me to take care of a baby: 🎶a single mom who works two jobs🎶
Doing a zoom with a little kid: yeah buddy magnets ARE so cool, please don’t put them near the computer
February 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Doing a zoom with a little kid: yeah buddy magnets ARE so cool, please don’t put them near the computer
Things I’ve said as a therapist today:
“Every therapist has their own methodology, I choose violence”
“(to a gay person) Ha ha you love a gay person”
“-whining- Don’t ask me to understand that, I’m not a doctor”
“-singing- I didn’t ask for a free ride, I only asked you to show me a real good time”
“Every therapist has their own methodology, I choose violence”
“(to a gay person) Ha ha you love a gay person”
“-whining- Don’t ask me to understand that, I’m not a doctor”
“-singing- I didn’t ask for a free ride, I only asked you to show me a real good time”
February 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Things I’ve said as a therapist today:
“Every therapist has their own methodology, I choose violence”
“(to a gay person) Ha ha you love a gay person”
“-whining- Don’t ask me to understand that, I’m not a doctor”
“-singing- I didn’t ask for a free ride, I only asked you to show me a real good time”
“Every therapist has their own methodology, I choose violence”
“(to a gay person) Ha ha you love a gay person”
“-whining- Don’t ask me to understand that, I’m not a doctor”
“-singing- I didn’t ask for a free ride, I only asked you to show me a real good time”
It’s not fair that I can’t write “counselor was screaming, crying, throwing up at how cute this baby is” in my progress notes. I think insurance companies deserve to know.
February 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
It’s not fair that I can’t write “counselor was screaming, crying, throwing up at how cute this baby is” in my progress notes. I think insurance companies deserve to know.
My mom in the 90s buying the Mary Kate & Ashley VHS tapes: my kid will like these.
Me, 30 years later in the living room: who stole the great hope diamond? What killed the dinosaurs? Who makes the finest pizza? What’s in your brother’s dresser drawers?
Me, 30 years later in the living room: who stole the great hope diamond? What killed the dinosaurs? Who makes the finest pizza? What’s in your brother’s dresser drawers?
February 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
My mom in the 90s buying the Mary Kate & Ashley VHS tapes: my kid will like these.
Me, 30 years later in the living room: who stole the great hope diamond? What killed the dinosaurs? Who makes the finest pizza? What’s in your brother’s dresser drawers?
Me, 30 years later in the living room: who stole the great hope diamond? What killed the dinosaurs? Who makes the finest pizza? What’s in your brother’s dresser drawers?
My client took the Barbie’s and the Barbie was a doctor, a principal, and organized balls.
Ken stays at home (this Ken’s job is home)
Ken stays at home (this Ken’s job is home)
January 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
My client took the Barbie’s and the Barbie was a doctor, a principal, and organized balls.
Ken stays at home (this Ken’s job is home)
Ken stays at home (this Ken’s job is home)
I think it’s so funny that three years ago I was panicking about applying for internships because I had purple hair and they were going to think I was unprofessional and then today I reply alled an email with a meme I created
January 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I think it’s so funny that three years ago I was panicking about applying for internships because I had purple hair and they were going to think I was unprofessional and then today I reply alled an email with a meme I created
Help I’m a play therapist fighting an ooze and I’ve only been given a slashing weapon
December 23, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Help I’m a play therapist fighting an ooze and I’ve only been given a slashing weapon
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I heard there was a secret ooze that turned four reptiles into dudes, but you don’t really care for turtles do ya
It’s a cold and it’s a broken “cowabunga”
December 22, 2024 at 11:27 PM
I heard there was a secret ooze that turned four reptiles into dudes, but you don’t really care for turtles do ya
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last christmas
i gave you my harp
the very next day
you gave it away
what the hell
you expressed interest in learning concert harp
i gave you my harp
the very next day
you gave it away
what the hell
you expressed interest in learning concert harp
December 23, 2024 at 1:52 AM
last christmas
i gave you my harp
the very next day
you gave it away
what the hell
you expressed interest in learning concert harp
i gave you my harp
the very next day
you gave it away
what the hell
you expressed interest in learning concert harp
My hobbies include pretending things are broken and that I can’t open them when my child clients ignore my boundaries and try to play with the things I tell them not to
December 16, 2024 at 6:39 PM
My hobbies include pretending things are broken and that I can’t open them when my child clients ignore my boundaries and try to play with the things I tell them not to
Me, trying to work on boundaries with my child client: ok we can go in my office so you can color Christmas pictures, but you cannot touch anything on my desk, okay?
Client: okay
(The client immediately grabbed everything off of my desk, no pictures have been colored)
Client: okay
(The client immediately grabbed everything off of my desk, no pictures have been colored)
December 16, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Me, trying to work on boundaries with my child client: ok we can go in my office so you can color Christmas pictures, but you cannot touch anything on my desk, okay?
Client: okay
(The client immediately grabbed everything off of my desk, no pictures have been colored)
Client: okay
(The client immediately grabbed everything off of my desk, no pictures have been colored)
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MOM: *pulls first rodeo out of my backpack* what the hell is this
ME: it-it's not mine i swear
ME: it-it's not mine i swear
December 13, 2024 at 11:31 PM
MOM: *pulls first rodeo out of my backpack* what the hell is this
ME: it-it's not mine i swear
ME: it-it's not mine i swear