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@skeiser.bsky.social
40 y/o ND she/they aspec/arospec transfemme in Philly.
Standup comic and freelance writer for hire.
Obscure references make the Sue Keiser Difference™.
Needless to say, 18+, MDNI
susantkeiser@gmail.com
Standup comic and freelance writer for hire.
Obscure references make the Sue Keiser Difference™.
Needless to say, 18+, MDNI
susantkeiser@gmail.com
Fundamentalist Christians are so eager to restart Armageddon, when the technology to create Biblically Accurate Angels is much closer to our fingertips than we could've ever imagined.
"Scientists at the University of Nottingham have developed a new protein-based gel that can restore tooth enamel by mimicking the body’s natural growth processes."
Goodbye, Cavities? Scientists Just Found a Way to Regrow Tooth Enamel
Scientists at the University of Nottingham have developed a new protein-based gel that can restore tooth enamel by mimicking the body’s natural growth processes. A newly developed material has been us...
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November 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Fundamentalist Christians are so eager to restart Armageddon, when the technology to create Biblically Accurate Angels is much closer to our fingertips than we could've ever imagined.
On one hand, Christine Pelosi's mom is Nancy Pelosi. On the other hand, Chrisine Pelosi's father-in-law directed THE RIGHT STUFF.
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
On one hand, Christine Pelosi's mom is Nancy Pelosi. On the other hand, Chrisine Pelosi's father-in-law directed THE RIGHT STUFF.
yeah fuck this shit; that's all I'm going to say about the Dems selling out the ACA and I'm going to try to distract myself for the rest of the night.
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
yeah fuck this shit; that's all I'm going to say about the Dems selling out the ACA and I'm going to try to distract myself for the rest of the night.
Destroying the original USFL earned Trump a ninth circle of Hell invite from me but Christ, we're on to at least the 26th circle by now.
November 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Destroying the original USFL earned Trump a ninth circle of Hell invite from me but Christ, we're on to at least the 26th circle by now.
I mean, everyone believes it's possible now, almost to the point of actively praying for it.
Hey so Michael Burry (the dude Christian Bale plays in The Big Short) just took out a billion dollar short bet against a few HUGE Ai companies…………
Reminder that he made mega bank betting on the housing market to fail back in 2008. No one believed that was even possible at the time.
Reminder that he made mega bank betting on the housing market to fail back in 2008. No one believed that was even possible at the time.
November 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I mean, everyone believes it's possible now, almost to the point of actively praying for it.
I just assume the Karp they're talking about is the Tumblr guy.
theres a whole category of newstertainment thats gotta go. and its "ask a really rich freak who is also evil and directly stealing from you what hes seen on the computer lately that has made him feel bad." the only -- ONLY -- story about this guy worth exploring is: he is getting rich spying on you
November 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I just assume the Karp they're talking about is the Tumblr guy.
I'm proud of every hacky @stoutlanduwu.bsky.social joke I make, but I'm so proud of this one, I had to take a few weeks off just to craft it perfectly.
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bsky.app/profile/did:...
The Affini had won the war against the Terrans. It was an uneasy peace, one held together by the Affini's sole demand: to own an AFC South franchise.
And that's how the Texans became under the control of the Houston Domestication Guide.
And that's how the Texans became under the control of the Houston Domestication Guide.
November 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I'm proud of every hacky @stoutlanduwu.bsky.social joke I make, but I'm so proud of this one, I had to take a few weeks off just to craft it perfectly.
bsky.app/profile/did:...
bsky.app/profile/did:...
I just assume that $5000 was really fucking sexy and that's why Luis Ortiz and Emmanuel Clase did it.
November 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I just assume that $5000 was really fucking sexy and that's why Luis Ortiz and Emmanuel Clase did it.
Finally starting to climb out of my major dysphoric episode. Still want All The Surgeries and everything, but I'm working on things and meeting myself where I'm at.
November 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Finally starting to climb out of my major dysphoric episode. Still want All The Surgeries and everything, but I'm working on things and meeting myself where I'm at.
As Emma Goldman once said, "If I can't complain about an amorphous definition of liberalism defined exactly by what bothers me, I won't join your revolution."
November 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
As Emma Goldman once said, "If I can't complain about an amorphous definition of liberalism defined exactly by what bothers me, I won't join your revolution."
Ambivalent towards Stepfordization as a fetish because I'd much rather be transformed into a fembot than killed and replaced with a fembot.
November 9, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Ambivalent towards Stepfordization as a fetish because I'd much rather be transformed into a fembot than killed and replaced with a fembot.
I've been doing a long-term Oscar Best Picture nominee watch, and HOPE & GLORY, MAD MAX: FURY ROAD, and THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL are the best three I first saw this year.
Outside of that, it's the Philadelphia classic THE WATERMELON WOMAN.
Outside of that, it's the Philadelphia classic THE WATERMELON WOMAN.
What is the best movie not from this year that you’ve seen this year? Bonus points if you say why
November 9, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I've been doing a long-term Oscar Best Picture nominee watch, and HOPE & GLORY, MAD MAX: FURY ROAD, and THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL are the best three I first saw this year.
Outside of that, it's the Philadelphia classic THE WATERMELON WOMAN.
Outside of that, it's the Philadelphia classic THE WATERMELON WOMAN.
As a millennial FUCK YOU, I PREFER "TUSK"
November 9, 2025 at 8:09 AM
As a millennial FUCK YOU, I PREFER "TUSK"
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When Sam Houston wins
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 AM
When Sam Houston wins
Way to go, Oregon State. You lost to Jake "The Snake" Roberts' less talented brother.
November 9, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Way to go, Oregon State. You lost to Jake "The Snake" Roberts' less talented brother.
Oregon State is losing to Matt Houston.
November 9, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Oregon State is losing to Matt Houston.
Watching a CFL game from 1982 off of YouTube. Giving myself cirrhosis by taking a shot every time they say "Zenon Andrushysyn".
November 8, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Watching a CFL game from 1982 off of YouTube. Giving myself cirrhosis by taking a shot every time they say "Zenon Andrushysyn".
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THEY QUICKLY CONVERTED ME FROM NTSC TO PAL COOP, I LOOK LIKE THE GRIMACE I'M SO PURPLE.
October 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
THEY QUICKLY CONVERTED ME FROM NTSC TO PAL COOP, I LOOK LIKE THE GRIMACE I'M SO PURPLE.
I'm watching the 1929 Ernst Lubitsch musical THE LOVE PARADE, and its "this diplomat is marrying the queen and is expected to become subservient and docile" plot is pushing all the right "this deserves a retelling on AO3" buttons.
November 8, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I'm watching the 1929 Ernst Lubitsch musical THE LOVE PARADE, and its "this diplomat is marrying the queen and is expected to become subservient and docile" plot is pushing all the right "this deserves a retelling on AO3" buttons.
Fece Formme
Foond Foutage
Nilm Foir
November 8, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Fece Formme
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red canada apples, painted by amanda almira newton, 1916
November 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
red canada apples, painted by amanda almira newton, 1916
I currently live in a state where they're starting to give out back SNAP payments "by tonight", so but I have no idea whether this ruling will cut it off after a certain point, or if Philadelphians are screwed by living a mile away from a state that gave SNAP benefits to its citizens earlier today.
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I currently live in a state where they're starting to give out back SNAP payments "by tonight", so but I have no idea whether this ruling will cut it off after a certain point, or if Philadelphians are screwed by living a mile away from a state that gave SNAP benefits to its citizens earlier today.
Now watching George Arliss' Oscar-winning performance in 1929's DISRAELI and holy shit this movie is bad, even for a 96-year-old movie about the clearing of a check to allow British imperialism triumph.
November 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Now watching George Arliss' Oscar-winning performance in 1929's DISRAELI and holy shit this movie is bad, even for a 96-year-old movie about the clearing of a check to allow British imperialism triumph.
Steve Urkel when replying to a misogynist:
DID I, DOUTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
DID I, DOUTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
while Ross Douthat is in the news today for hating women, let's all remember the time he really, really hated a woman for the crime of "being attracted to Ross Douthat" so much that he called her a "chunky Reese Witherspoon"
November 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Steve Urkel when replying to a misogynist:
DID I, DOUTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
DID I, DOUTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Had I known that Zohran Mamdani's mother was Mira Nair, WHO DIRECTED FUCKING "MISSISSIPPI MASALA", I would've moved to fucking New York just to vote for him.
November 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Had I known that Zohran Mamdani's mother was Mira Nair, WHO DIRECTED FUCKING "MISSISSIPPI MASALA", I would've moved to fucking New York just to vote for him.