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skeiser.bsky.social
ASEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS 🏳️‍⚧
@skeiser.bsky.social
40 y/o ND she/they aspec/arospec transfemme in Philly.
Standup comic and freelance writer for hire.
Obscure references make the Sue Keiser Difference™.
Needless to say, 18+, MDNI
susantkeiser@gmail.com
I love that movie and will probably never watch it again.
November 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Oh, even if I lived in California I wouldn't vote for her (cough) in the primary (cough) but at least we're not getting George Deukmeijan IV.
November 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I thought Joyce Carol Oates had died, and now her daughter is running for the Senate.
November 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I don't know. Did Christine Pelosi write the seminal short story "Where Are You Going? Where Have You Been?"
November 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I have an entire subaccount of NFL AO3 fanfic for this exact situation.

bsky.app/profile/did:...
The Affini had won the war against the Terrans. It was an uneasy peace, one held together by the Affini's sole demand: to own an AFC South franchise.

And that's how the Texans became under the control of the Houston Domestication Guide.
November 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
In this house we stan only one #47 (you can probably guess which one)
November 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
"It's like a Coen Brothers film, but Jewish." - Woody Allen
November 8, 2025 at 7:31 AM