sirshanibal lector
@sirshannon.com
Quinquagenarian. My Venn diagram has circles for iOS dev, music, movies, tv, sleep, tech, skateboarding, comics, and food.
Charlotte, NC, USA, Earth
Charlotte, NC, USA, Earth
when I saw Cats, I left the show absolutely furious with every person that had ever said it was good. I had no idea they were trolling the rest of us.
a show so bad it is attended only by people who didn't do any due diligance beforehand or out of sheer OCD competionism
November 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
when I saw Cats, I left the show absolutely furious with every person that had ever said it was good. I had no idea they were trolling the rest of us.
This article is like NYT Pitchbot and McSweeney’s collaborated on a satirical anti-Catholic story.
Holy shit. They're really doing it. They're doing "actually pedophilia is good now." The debasement of the American Right is complete.
MEGYN KELLY IS RIGHT ABOUT EPSTEIN - Catholic League
Bill Donohue
www.catholicleague.org
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
This article is like NYT Pitchbot and McSweeney’s collaborated on a satirical anti-Catholic story.
Will Bsky suspend you for posting the clip of Josh Johnson saying he’s glad Hillary killed Epstein on The Daily Show?
November 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Will Bsky suspend you for posting the clip of Josh Johnson saying he’s glad Hillary killed Epstein on The Daily Show?
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Stephen King: “I wrote Pet Sematary as a cautionary tale of what happens when a grief and despair overpower the order of a natural world”
Tech Bros: “At long last, we have recreated the pet sematary from the novel Pet Sematary”
Tech Bros: “At long last, we have recreated the pet sematary from the novel Pet Sematary”
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Stephen King: “I wrote Pet Sematary as a cautionary tale of what happens when a grief and despair overpower the order of a natural world”
Tech Bros: “At long last, we have recreated the pet sematary from the novel Pet Sematary”
Tech Bros: “At long last, we have recreated the pet sematary from the novel Pet Sematary”
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marx was anti-capitalist in the sense that he longed for what (he thought) would come after; these days it seems many anti-capitalists are anticapitalists insofar as they long for what came before
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
marx was anti-capitalist in the sense that he longed for what (he thought) would come after; these days it seems many anti-capitalists are anticapitalists insofar as they long for what came before
The effigy from this year’s Rusting Man
November 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The effigy from this year’s Rusting Man
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COME AND PICK UP YOUR BOO BOO
Good afternoon, Boo Boo (who is now available for adoption).
November 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
COME AND PICK UP YOUR BOO BOO
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Over the last few months, a bunch of promising leads haven't worked out. These things can take months, so who knows? But in the meantime, I have room for more work.
I help teams adopt Swift 6/Concurrency with confidence and success. More info about me here:
www.massicotte.org/consulting
I help teams adopt Swift 6/Concurrency with confidence and success. More info about me here:
www.massicotte.org/consulting
Consulting
I write stuff here.
www.massicotte.org
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Over the last few months, a bunch of promising leads haven't worked out. These things can take months, so who knows? But in the meantime, I have room for more work.
I help teams adopt Swift 6/Concurrency with confidence and success. More info about me here:
www.massicotte.org/consulting
I help teams adopt Swift 6/Concurrency with confidence and success. More info about me here:
www.massicotte.org/consulting
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Big year for Gold Star Elon Musk Haters who *never* fucking liked that bitch
November 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Big year for Gold Star Elon Musk Haters who *never* fucking liked that bitch
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[runs onstage with a handful of notes and supporting documents]
YES, HE IS, AND I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED, AS I AM PREPARED TO USE THESE SOURCES TO ILLUSTRATE TH-
[is immediately dragged away by four large security thugs]
YES, HE IS, AND I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED, AS I AM PREPARED TO USE THESE SOURCES TO ILLUSTRATE TH-
[is immediately dragged away by four large security thugs]
Is the Jolly Green Giant a kaiju?
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
[runs onstage with a handful of notes and supporting documents]
YES, HE IS, AND I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED, AS I AM PREPARED TO USE THESE SOURCES TO ILLUSTRATE TH-
[is immediately dragged away by four large security thugs]
YES, HE IS, AND I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED, AS I AM PREPARED TO USE THESE SOURCES TO ILLUSTRATE TH-
[is immediately dragged away by four large security thugs]
That’s rectoplasm.
November 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
That’s rectoplasm.
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All these Democratic leaders born before the color TV was invented are simply incapable of understanding that respectability can be performed by people who are actually bad actors intent on destroying the republic. The constitution can be set aflame with pinky extended.
November 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
All these Democratic leaders born before the color TV was invented are simply incapable of understanding that respectability can be performed by people who are actually bad actors intent on destroying the republic. The constitution can be set aflame with pinky extended.
Descendants tickets on sale soon.
At this point, they all should have retired and been replaced by their children or grandchildren.
At this point, they all should have retired and been replaced by their children or grandchildren.
November 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Descendants tickets on sale soon.
At this point, they all should have retired and been replaced by their children or grandchildren.
At this point, they all should have retired and been replaced by their children or grandchildren.
November 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Anyway, here’s wonderwall.
October 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Anyway, here’s wonderwall.
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Look up your town and “Flock cameras.”
Chances are, you’ve already been under surveillance for YEARS.
The Trump regime doesn’t have to do much to turn this into a COMPLETE police state - we’re already most of the way there.
www.atlasofsurveillance.org/search?locat...
Chances are, you’ve already been under surveillance for YEARS.
The Trump regime doesn’t have to do much to turn this into a COMPLETE police state - we’re already most of the way there.
www.atlasofsurveillance.org/search?locat...
Traverse City, MI
Documenting Police Tech in Our Communities with Open Source Research
www.atlasofsurveillance.org
October 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Look up your town and “Flock cameras.”
Chances are, you’ve already been under surveillance for YEARS.
The Trump regime doesn’t have to do much to turn this into a COMPLETE police state - we’re already most of the way there.
www.atlasofsurveillance.org/search?locat...
Chances are, you’ve already been under surveillance for YEARS.
The Trump regime doesn’t have to do much to turn this into a COMPLETE police state - we’re already most of the way there.
www.atlasofsurveillance.org/search?locat...
Do you still listen to G Love and Special Sauce all the damn time?
October 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Do you still listen to G Love and Special Sauce all the damn time?
First and hopefully last time seeing this.
October 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
First and hopefully last time seeing this.
Yep.
FINAL DESTINATION BLOODLINES is...the best movie in the franchise?
October 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Yep.