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Cryptid? No I’m a crypdidn’t.

Queer | Witch | Author | Heathen

Proprietor of Lore Books: https://lore-books.com
Support me monthly: patreon.com/sirivincentplouff
Y’all this job market is so insulting.

Applied for a job at a company, was rejected but added to their NEWSLETTER.

Kinda wonder if it was even a real job posting to begin with
November 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Is it normal for soundtracks to be released ahead of the movie? I thought they were usually released concurrently.

(Currently writing about Charli XCX and John Cale's "House")
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
All hail the computer charger I finally remembered to bring to work with me so I can draft on my own gd laptop
You know you're drafting without your usual computer when a sentence reads "It was only then that I noticed LAWYER NAME standing on the steps"
November 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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"Fuckass toy phone doesn't even have buttons now" and other very young, hip things @sirivplouff.bsky.social sends to the group chat.
November 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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The value of reading history is you know that in 1860 there were abolitionists who were so demoralized that they thought chattel slavery would be permanent. 5 years later those still alive had lived to see its end.
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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what better phrase for our current time than “donkey baseball”
Donkey Baseball (1949)
Source: Hennepin County Library

Local merchants played this raucous game against area youth as a benefit game to improve recreational facilities. Outfielder William Fierke on donkey Dagwood Bumstead attempting to scoop up a ball.
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
You know you're drafting without your usual computer when a sentence reads "It was only then that I noticed LAWYER NAME standing on the steps"
November 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I've never listened to Rosalia before but the fact that people were talking about her new "LUX" album in the same breath as Charli's "House" single with John Cale made me listen and HOLY SHIT.

This is so incredible
November 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I have a feeling the CharliXCX "Wuthering Heights" soundtrack is also going to be the soundtrack for one of my novels
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I forgot my computer charger on the way to the office this morning so I guess I'm drafting by sending myself emails with scenes in them instead of in the actual Scrivener doc 😅

(I have a lot of down time at my job)
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I would like to know

pray tell how do you perceive me 👁️👄👁️
Ah, the Twitter classic. Go nuts.
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
This Saturday a coalition of inclusive Heathen orgs are hosting "Building Rainbow Bridges Beyond the Binary" - a panel about trans identity and Norse spirituality!

It's totally free to attend, but you'll need to register via this link so we can send you the zoom link:

forms.gle/ZACPxy2XL3F9...
Building Rainbow Bridges Beyond the Binary
Join us for a panel on Heathen experience with Trans identity and Norse spirituality outside the gender binary. Live on Zoom Saturday, Nov 15 at 4pm EST FREE and open to all Panelists include: Mich...
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November 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Feeling relief and a small sliver of hope that the Supreme Court isn't hearing the latest challenge to gay marriage
November 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Love to deal with crazy fatigue all day (as in can-barely-walk fatigue) only to not be able to fall asleep 😑
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Dealing with intense fatigue today and it’s like my head is haunted. I don’t have real thoughts, just ghosts of them
November 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Dealing with intense fatigue today and so I started a rewatch of AHS: Season 1 and I’m so obsessed with all of these women. I know this is trash but I love it

#Horror #HorrorSky
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Being a writer is crazy. What do you mean this is the thing I love doing more than anything but I keep procrastinating?

#writing
November 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
If you're in the Twin Cities area, I'm having a lil book signing and celebration of the 1 year book birthday of "Queering the Runes" on Sunday. If you haven't attended a Queering the Runes workshop yet, I'm also teaching! Register here:

thefuturempls.com/collections/...

#HeathenSky
November 9: Queering the Runes workshop
Join us for a book signing of Queering the Runes with Siri Plouff at 5pm and a workshop at 6pm.  The Elder Futhark create a beautiful system of divination, though finding good information about them c...
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November 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Former shelter worker and former homeless person coming to you with a stern warning
DO NOT call up the homeless shelter on thanksgiving or Xmas to see if you can pass a few plates and show your kids the “reason for the season”

The homeless shelter is not a petting zoo of human tragedy! The homeless shelter is not a drive thru nativity scene for you to enjoy!
December 21, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Honestly now I'm thinking a lot about the art of adaptation, how you can change things between the mediums (like, from book to movie, etc.) but there need to be certain things that remain the same.

I might have a blog post or something brewing about that
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Ok now that I watched Frankenstein I need to rewatch 2024 Nosferatu. There was just something *off* about Nosferatu when I saw it in theatres, but it's so stunning visually that I want to watch it again.

I remember not being a huge fan of the script, and felt that casting Hoult ...

#Horror
November 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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AI feels not only like as humans we are collectively failing the Stanford Prison Experiment only with an extra gross step where those of us holding the line are also being mocked and ostracized.
November 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The sexual tension between working on my book and writing new classes 🫦
November 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
As soon as “Frankenstein” opened on a ship caught in the ice in The Arctic I was like “holy shit it’s actually a MOTHERFUCKING ADAPTATIONNNNN”

The movie was so good. I will be thinking about this for a LONG time
November 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I get to go see Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein in movie theatres tonight and I am VIBRATING out of my skin excited

#HorrorSky
November 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM