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Sir Hatchporch
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The greatest night of the year is once again upon us! I can't believe this is my 14th one of these!

Also, having seen this year's clues for the secret lineup, I can say with absolute certainty that I know what film #4 is...and it's going to KILL with this crowd.

#AeroHorrorthon
#PraiseCornGorn
October 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The October onslaught continues with my first marathon of the month (of three): the great Secret Sixteen's "Ha-Ha Horror" horror comedy marathon!

@secretsixteen.bsky.social
@joshmillerlite.bsky.social
@museumofhomevideo.bsky.social
October 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
This is maybe the weirdest thing I've seen from this administration yet.

Stephen "Goebbels" Miller tells CNN's Boris Sanchez that Trump basically has unlimited power...and then completely freezes.

After the break, Sanchez carried on as if nothing had happened. 😡

youtu.be/vWudXaj60rU?...
Stephen Miller Says Trump Has 'Plenary Authority'
YouTube video by HuffPost
youtu.be
October 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Anytime someone says parking sucks at the New Beverly, I automatically assume that either (1) they've never actually been there or (2) they have a screw loose.
September 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
It appears the Aero Theatre Horrorthon has sold out in record time this year. Unfortunately, someone in my group failed to get a ticket in time. If anyone here has an extra/unwanted ticket, please let me know ASAP!

Amazing to think that I bought a ticket THE DAY OF for my first back in 2011.
September 26, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Came across a great quote tonight that I unfortunately can't seem to attribute to a source:

"How you died does not erase how you lived."
September 22, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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Does the silencing of Kimmel really mean that the media is capitulating to authoritarianism and censorship? I think these remarks from The View hosts sum it up best:
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September 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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I mean you're either pro-choice or pro-women dying of septic miscarriages, living in fear, lacking bodily autonomy, etc. We've had more than three years to see what lack of reproductive rights looks like, and it looks like a sadistic nightmare.
September 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Covid is gonna shape American politics for years and years because it was the first time most Americans were asked to make sacrifices and they lost their minds because of it.
That's kinda the vibe of so many folks I grew up near (South Texas) of the older generations.

They legitimately were changed by the COVID chaos. They went from being like, generous Christians to being locked inside their giant homes screeching about Fauci.
September 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Fascistic hypocrisy explained in 81 seconds.

This would apply equally to narcissists, I feel...but that Venn diagram is pretty much a circle.
THE HYPOCRISY IS THE POINT!!
September 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM
For chrissakes, ABC, I don't need to see or hear Ilsa, She-Wolf of the S.S. every time I watch "Jeopardy."
September 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Heritage Foundation has released an absolutely insane policy proposal to label all trans people as domestic terrorists. It uses completely made up instances of terrorism and made up statistics but facts don't matter to them.

They want us all eradicated.
September 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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I’ve finished setting up my government-mandated shrine to St. Charlie Kirk. I will pray to Him every day that I can become more and more racist in my remaining years. As required by law.
September 19, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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“This isn’t the America I know”

Black People:
September 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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If Democrats ever get power again there needs to be a proper reckoning. Criminals need to be indicted, prosecuted and convicted for trying to subvert our democracy and rights for Trump.

There is no room for Merrick Garlands and milquetoast centrists anymore.

You need accountability.
September 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Headline should be "Disney to Air Tribute to Deceased Bigoted Lunatic."

www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
Sinclair's ABC Stations Will Air Charlie Kirk Tribute During 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' Time Slot
Sinclair will replace the 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' time slot on Friday with a tribute special to Charlie Kirk.
www.rollingstone.com
September 18, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.
September 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I already figured Disney was bending the knee when ABC started airing Kristi Noem's gestapo ads all day long here in California a while back. 😡
September 18, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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September 18, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I'm just going to call him the Mikado-in-Chief from now on.
September 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Suddenly "hate speech" is bad. Suddenly "dehumanizing" people is bad. Suddenly "cancel culture" is good. Suddenly words have consequences.

The modern American right in 2025, folks.
September 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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The right have launched an all-out attack on liberals and the left, in the wake of the Kirk killing, pushing narratives about left-wing violence and the need to investigate liberal nonprofits and Schumer and Jeffries are totally AWOL. The Dems are leaderless.

Shocking.
September 16, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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they can't talk about kirk because if they use any of his words, it becomes immediately clear that he was an awful person and deeply unsympathetic.

they can't talk about the shooter, because he's some middle class nazi failson.

so they talk about trans people, because they need a villain.
September 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
This is the best take I've heard thus far in the aftermath of Charlie Kirk's murder. Well worth 15 minutes of your time.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=k__v...
The Real 'Political Violence' in America
YouTube video by Taylor Lorenz
www.youtube.com
September 13, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Appearing polite, erudite and eager to debate others is not an adequate mitigating factor when you're espousing bigoted, dangerous beliefs that do serious harm to vulnerable people.
September 13, 2025 at 6:18 AM