Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷
@simplybkuz.bsky.social
Atheistic childless cat lady, book lover, professional pervert and general ne'er-do-well.
My superpower is not giving a shit whether you follow me back or not.
Please tell your pets I love them. 😽
📍San Francisco Bay Area
My superpower is not giving a shit whether you follow me back or not.
Please tell your pets I love them. 😽
📍San Francisco Bay Area
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Supreme Court rejects a bid to overturn its landmark decision to legalize same-sex marriage a decade ago. @amarimow.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2025/11/10/u...
Supreme Court Denies Request to Revisit Same-Sex Marriage Decision
www.nytimes.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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This was us at the vet AGAIN, getting her splint put back on for the FIFTH time. She manages to get it off every time I’m in another room. With or without a cone on. #Caturday
October 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This was us at the vet AGAIN, getting her splint put back on for the FIFTH time. She manages to get it off every time I’m in another room. With or without a cone on. #Caturday
I’m not sure if my barista was being super encouraging or she wanted me to gag on my coffee. 🤷🏻♀️
October 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I’m not sure if my barista was being super encouraging or she wanted me to gag on my coffee. 🤷🏻♀️
Fuck you Texas.
October 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Fuck you Texas.
Emergency vet situation. They want 700 freaking dollars for an x-ray. WTF.
October 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Emergency vet situation. They want 700 freaking dollars for an x-ray. WTF.
Watching Antiques Roadshow: The Gen X years. Not quite sure how I feel about them discussing “antiques” from when I was in high school.
October 2, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Watching Antiques Roadshow: The Gen X years. Not quite sure how I feel about them discussing “antiques” from when I was in high school.
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why do they call them children, they have like zero chill
September 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
why do they call them children, they have like zero chill
10 minutes into my coffee fueled cleaning spree, my vacuum cleaner belt broke. Derailed the whole thing. What should I binge watch instead?
September 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
10 minutes into my coffee fueled cleaning spree, my vacuum cleaner belt broke. Derailed the whole thing. What should I binge watch instead?
I just took two Tylenol because I’m a fucking rebel.
September 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I just took two Tylenol because I’m a fucking rebel.
OK this one made me spit out my coffee. Bravo The Onion 👏
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
theonion.com
September 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
OK this one made me spit out my coffee. Bravo The Onion 👏
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I came of political age hating the Bush guys and now I have to get in the trenches with them against the guy from the apprentice
I would like to file several complaints
I would like to file several complaints
September 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I came of political age hating the Bush guys and now I have to get in the trenches with them against the guy from the apprentice
I would like to file several complaints
I would like to file several complaints
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HISTORY IS ABOUT TO REPEAT, IF WE DON’T ACT…
Watch, share, then call your senators.
Tell them to include fixing Vieques, Puerto Rico, and delivering the relief people there desperately need
☎️ Capitol Switchboard: (202) 224-3121
Say: “Add the Vieques Recovery and Redevelopment Act to the NDAA.”
Watch, share, then call your senators.
Tell them to include fixing Vieques, Puerto Rico, and delivering the relief people there desperately need
☎️ Capitol Switchboard: (202) 224-3121
Say: “Add the Vieques Recovery and Redevelopment Act to the NDAA.”
September 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
HISTORY IS ABOUT TO REPEAT, IF WE DON’T ACT…
Watch, share, then call your senators.
Tell them to include fixing Vieques, Puerto Rico, and delivering the relief people there desperately need
☎️ Capitol Switchboard: (202) 224-3121
Say: “Add the Vieques Recovery and Redevelopment Act to the NDAA.”
Watch, share, then call your senators.
Tell them to include fixing Vieques, Puerto Rico, and delivering the relief people there desperately need
☎️ Capitol Switchboard: (202) 224-3121
Say: “Add the Vieques Recovery and Redevelopment Act to the NDAA.”
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Dems should swap out Hakeem Jeffries with Jasmine Crockett.
They need that kind of fire.
They need that kind of fire.
August 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Dems should swap out Hakeem Jeffries with Jasmine Crockett.
They need that kind of fire.
They need that kind of fire.
I already got a flyer in the mail today saying to vote no on redistricting in California. They’re gonna throw a ton of money at this. What a shit show.
August 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I already got a flyer in the mail today saying to vote no on redistricting in California. They’re gonna throw a ton of money at this. What a shit show.
Cooking dinner on the grill at 3:30 AM. I wonder if my neighbors are all dreaming about being at a barbecue right now.
August 20, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Cooking dinner on the grill at 3:30 AM. I wonder if my neighbors are all dreaming about being at a barbecue right now.
The boyfriend bots are out in full force this week.
August 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The boyfriend bots are out in full force this week.
I seriously feel this. Football is bad for business.
August 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I seriously feel this. Football is bad for business.
I think I’m going to order a pound of this just to see what I get.
August 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I think I’m going to order a pound of this just to see what I get.
I know this might sound gross, but I made dark chocolate mayonnaise cookies. They came out amazing. Mayonnaise makes for really good soft bake cookies. I added dark chocolate cocoa powder and dark chocolate chips. Yum 😋
July 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I know this might sound gross, but I made dark chocolate mayonnaise cookies. They came out amazing. Mayonnaise makes for really good soft bake cookies. I added dark chocolate cocoa powder and dark chocolate chips. Yum 😋
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“You’ll never find justice in a world where criminals make the rules.”
- Bob Marley
- Bob Marley
July 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
“You’ll never find justice in a world where criminals make the rules.”
- Bob Marley
- Bob Marley
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Boredom is under-appreciated serenity.
- Jimmy Carr
- Jimmy Carr
July 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Boredom is under-appreciated serenity.
- Jimmy Carr
- Jimmy Carr