Hot Lips Hooligan 🇵🇷
@simplybkuz.bsky.social
Atheistic childless cat lady, book lover, professional pervert and general ne'er-do-well.
My superpower is not giving a shit whether you follow me back or not.
Please tell your pets I love them. 😽
📍San Francisco Bay Area
My superpower is not giving a shit whether you follow me back or not.
Please tell your pets I love them. 😽
📍San Francisco Bay Area
I know this is probably a longshot, but are you the one who painted this? Years ago on Facebook, this lady painted my cat and since then I’ve been trying to figure out who she is to thank her. I got kicked off Facebook shortly after lol
November 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I know this is probably a longshot, but are you the one who painted this? Years ago on Facebook, this lady painted my cat and since then I’ve been trying to figure out who she is to thank her. I got kicked off Facebook shortly after lol
I turned mine in two days after I received my ballot. Not messing around. Got confirmation it was counted a week later. I think we got this.
November 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I turned mine in two days after I received my ballot. Not messing around. Got confirmation it was counted a week later. I think we got this.
I took this from my bedroom window a couple years ago.
November 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I took this from my bedroom window a couple years ago.
Hating life 😿
October 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Hating life 😿
This was us at the vet AGAIN, getting her splint put back on for the FIFTH time. She manages to get it off every time I’m in another room. With or without a cone on. #Caturday
October 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This was us at the vet AGAIN, getting her splint put back on for the FIFTH time. She manages to get it off every time I’m in another room. With or without a cone on. #Caturday
I’m not sure if my barista was being super encouraging or she wanted me to gag on my coffee. 🤷🏻♀️
October 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I’m not sure if my barista was being super encouraging or she wanted me to gag on my coffee. 🤷🏻♀️
Fuck you Texas.
October 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Fuck you Texas.
Emergency vet situation. They want 700 freaking dollars for an x-ray. WTF.
October 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Emergency vet situation. They want 700 freaking dollars for an x-ray. WTF.
Some years ago I posted this pic of my cat and this artist just painted a picture of her without me even asking. I really wish I could recall her name or her info. She did an amazing job.
September 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Some years ago I posted this pic of my cat and this artist just painted a picture of her without me even asking. I really wish I could recall her name or her info. She did an amazing job.
I got one the day they voted for it before the vote even happened.
August 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I got one the day they voted for it before the vote even happened.
I am a definite yes vote on this. I’m bracing myself for the onslaught of ads coming my way. I got this flyer in the mail on the day California voted to do this before the vote even happened. They’re going to spend a fuck ton of money on this.
August 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I am a definite yes vote on this. I’m bracing myself for the onslaught of ads coming my way. I got this flyer in the mail on the day California voted to do this before the vote even happened. They’re going to spend a fuck ton of money on this.
I already got a flyer in the mail today before they even voted on it, urging me to vote no. I’m sure we could probably end world hunger with the money that’s gonna be spent on this.
August 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I already got a flyer in the mail today before they even voted on it, urging me to vote no. I’m sure we could probably end world hunger with the money that’s gonna be spent on this.
BTW, I wasn’t kidding. I got this this afternoon before California decided to do actually do it.
August 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
BTW, I wasn’t kidding. I got this this afternoon before California decided to do actually do it.
Cooking dinner on the grill at 3:30 AM. I wonder if my neighbors are all dreaming about being at a barbecue right now.
August 20, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Cooking dinner on the grill at 3:30 AM. I wonder if my neighbors are all dreaming about being at a barbecue right now.
My cats have a trash box also. I’m not throwing it out.
August 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
My cats have a trash box also. I’m not throwing it out.
I think I’m going to order a pound of this just to see what I get.
August 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I think I’m going to order a pound of this just to see what I get.
I know this might sound gross, but I made dark chocolate mayonnaise cookies. They came out amazing. Mayonnaise makes for really good soft bake cookies. I added dark chocolate cocoa powder and dark chocolate chips. Yum 😋
July 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I know this might sound gross, but I made dark chocolate mayonnaise cookies. They came out amazing. Mayonnaise makes for really good soft bake cookies. I added dark chocolate cocoa powder and dark chocolate chips. Yum 😋
It wasn’t until I was an adult that I realized that cookies actually came in this tin originally and not a sewing kit.
July 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
It wasn’t until I was an adult that I realized that cookies actually came in this tin originally and not a sewing kit.
My lunch a couple weeks ago.
July 14, 2025 at 9:06 AM
My lunch a couple weeks ago.
Some might say he was asking for it.
July 8, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Some might say he was asking for it.
Splotch face tuxedos are the best! 😽
June 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Splotch face tuxedos are the best! 😽
Occasionally I find mustachioed lady kitties in my drunk drawer.
June 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Occasionally I find mustachioed lady kitties in my drunk drawer.
You sound pretty damn confident. Too bad your actual posts out you.
May 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
You sound pretty damn confident. Too bad your actual posts out you.