AshlynOrSomethin
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AshlynOrSomethin
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So my girlfriend is an amazing stop motion animator, and she recently did a medieval cat themed bumper for Adult Swim!

Sharing it here because she only has Instagram and I think everyone needs to see her animations. She's so freaking talented, y'alls. PLEASE go follow her!
May 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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musk gets a lot of hate, he needs more.
March 15, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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A totally normal Flathub trending page, nothing to see here
March 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Putting “Trump declares Pluto a planet again” on my bingo card.
February 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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It's okay everyone.

I have great news.

I have done it.

I present to you ...

The greatest cat photo ever.
February 26, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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this is the face of a man who is about to end the bird flu epidemic by eating every infected bird
February 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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February 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Breaking News: Scientists from the University of the Basque Country have discovered a groundbreaking molecule, WIN55.212-2, that reverses early cognitive damage caused by Alzheimer’s disease.
February 24, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Currently appearing at UK bus-stops.

More of this pointed ridicule, please.
February 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE:
1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER:
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February 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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android users. what phones are you all using nowadays?

(rt for reach please)
January 29, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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if you worry about not getting english right and it’s your second language. please please stop. trust me you’re doing better than most native english speakers.

english is stupidly hard for no god damn reason.
January 28, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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Weirdly accurate in 2025
January 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Wow. Caroline Kennedy breaks her silence on RFK Jr in a message to Senators: “We grew up together. It’s no surprise that he keeps birds of prey as pets because Bobby himself is a predator. He enjoyed showing off by putting baby chickens & mice in a blender to feed to his hawks.”
January 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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The White House has to "check back" about whether or not they just shut off the program that funds health care for 2 million Arizonans?

I can tell you the answer: Arizona's Medicaid payment portal has been turned off.

This is absurd.
January 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
January 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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January 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Kind of sucks that we didn't at least get a Roaring Twenties before what's about to come
January 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Stealing from 1 company is theft but stealing from 100,000,000 individuals is just business
January 29, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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66 million-year-old vomit discovered in Denmark. 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
66 million-year-old fossilised vomit discovered in Denmark
Experts say the discovery will help them understand what animals were eating during the Cretaceous period.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 28, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Dear Apple, I have never liked your devices despite having owned 3 iPhones, an iPod shuffle, and now a MacBook pro m1. But I will still buy more of your devices in the future because I love your standing up for human rights and doubling down on dei.
January 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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On Linux you're an admin
On Mac you're an end user
On Windows you're a victim
December 14, 2024 at 12:26 AM
not seeing politics on here is so uncomfortsble but im so thankful for it. love it here so far
November 14, 2024 at 5:19 AM
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So you want to roll your own application platform. All you need is:

Linux
Docker
Kubernetes
Istio
Prometheus
Fluentd
Grafana
Jaeger
Harbor
Open Policy Agent
Vault
GitHub Actions and Argo CD

Oh, almost forgot, you're also going to need servers, people, and glue. Bring lots of glue.
October 30, 2024 at 6:19 PM
good morning simps
October 23, 2024 at 11:18 AM