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This Week's Silliest Gooses in Sports, February 14
Middle-aged snowboarders, flame-throwing curlers, Canada's performance-enhancing bread
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Cheering bananas, banana bread, bananas middle-aged athletic ability: This past week in sports had it all, plus a bag of bananas.
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"Maybe today we needed a plexiglass in front of our net to stay in the game," Swedish coach Ulf Lundberg said afterward.
lol
#Olympics
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#Olympics
The Americans, whose captain Hilary Knight is leading a generation of thrilling young talent, are undefeated through six games at the Olympics — and they're outscoring their opponents 31 to 1. n.pr/4bYAbMw
The U.S. women's hockey team is dominating the Olympics. Now they will play for gold
The Americans, whose captain Hilary Knight is leading a generation of thrilling young talent, are undefeated through six games at the Olympics — and they're outscoring their opponents 31 to 1.
n.pr
February 17, 2026 at 2:27 AM
"Maybe today we needed a plexiglass in front of our net to stay in the game," Swedish coach Ulf Lundberg said afterward.
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They’re not mad. Just disappointed
February 15, 2026 at 10:30 PM
They’re not mad. Just disappointed
Every time I hear about Arturs Silovs in the net, I keep hearing "Shelob," and I think, "It's probably not fair to have a giant spider play goaltender. It also may not be safe for the defensemen whose backs are to the giant spider."
We're back with more name pronunciations from the /Olympics website! 🤩
They're just too good.
The /search?f=tweets&q=%23MilanoCortina2026 /search?f=tweets&q=%23WinterOlympics action continues TOMORROW with the qualification playoff games on /NBCSports, /peacock, /cbcsports, /cbcgem, & /Sportsnet!
They're just too good.
The /search?f=tweets&q=%23MilanoCortina2026 /search?f=tweets&q=%23WinterOlympics action continues TOMORROW with the qualification playoff games on /NBCSports, /peacock, /cbcsports, /cbcgem, & /Sportsnet!
February 17, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Every time I hear about Arturs Silovs in the net, I keep hearing "Shelob," and I think, "It's probably not fair to have a giant spider play goaltender. It also may not be safe for the defensemen whose backs are to the giant spider."
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Hockey is better when it's girls.
February 16, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Hockey is better when it's girls.
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In case your day needed a bit more Juraj Slafkovský in it 😉
Watch Slovakia in the quarterfinals at the /search?f=tweets&q=%23MilanoCortina2026 /search?f=tweets&q=%23WinterOlympics on Wednesday, February 18 at 6:10a ET on /peacock, /cbcgem, & /Sportsnet!
Watch Slovakia in the quarterfinals at the /search?f=tweets&q=%23MilanoCortina2026 /search?f=tweets&q=%23WinterOlympics on Wednesday, February 18 at 6:10a ET on /peacock, /cbcgem, & /Sportsnet!
February 16, 2026 at 6:44 PM
In case your day needed a bit more Juraj Slafkovský in it 😉
Watch Slovakia in the quarterfinals at the /search?f=tweets&q=%23MilanoCortina2026 /search?f=tweets&q=%23WinterOlympics on Wednesday, February 18 at 6:10a ET on /peacock, /cbcgem, & /Sportsnet!
Watch Slovakia in the quarterfinals at the /search?f=tweets&q=%23MilanoCortina2026 /search?f=tweets&q=%23WinterOlympics on Wednesday, February 18 at 6:10a ET on /peacock, /cbcgem, & /Sportsnet!
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In case you were wondering where Sidney Crosby stands on ABBA's "Dancing Queen"...
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February 17, 2026 at 2:02 AM
In case you were wondering where Sidney Crosby stands on ABBA's "Dancing Queen"...
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Cheering bananas, banana bread, bananas middle-aged athletic ability: This past week in sports had it all, plus a bag of bananas.
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This Week's Silliest Gooses in Sports, February 14
Middle-aged snowboarders, flame-throwing curlers, Canada's performance-enhancing bread
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February 17, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Cheering bananas, banana bread, bananas middle-aged athletic ability: This past week in sports had it all, plus a bag of bananas.
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Kenan Thompson blew on a duck whistle while announcing the Anaheim Ducks' lineup a few days ago. If world sports leaders really care about us, they'll have him announce the Olympic winning hockey teams in the same way.
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February 9, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Kenan Thompson blew on a duck whistle while announcing the Anaheim Ducks' lineup a few days ago. If world sports leaders really care about us, they'll have him announce the Olympic winning hockey teams in the same way.
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It's impossible not to be romantic about pasta, if you're Connor Hellebuyck.
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February 9, 2026 at 7:28 AM
It's impossible not to be romantic about pasta, if you're Connor Hellebuyck.
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I'm still very upset Alex Lyon didn't make the Winter Olympics juggling team.
February 9, 2026 at 7:24 AM
I'm still very upset Alex Lyon didn't make the Winter Olympics juggling team.
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Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
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the "dudes rock" guy from this olympics just dropped
February 8, 2026 at 7:55 PM
the "dudes rock" guy from this olympics just dropped
My silly sportsletter this week features adorable Canadian Olympians, a referee who gets lost when he reads off the 13 penalties two teams just incurred in one fight, and why beige food is the breakfast of champions.
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This Week's Silliest Gooses in Sports, February 7
Olympic athletes express their love for beige foods, Florida men keep getting in hockey fights
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February 9, 2026 at 7:10 AM
My silly sportsletter this week features adorable Canadian Olympians, a referee who gets lost when he reads off the 13 penalties two teams just incurred in one fight, and why beige food is the breakfast of champions.
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“I’ve seen a lot of things… but this?”
- the puck
(via IG/@gsplex)
- the puck
(via IG/@gsplex)
February 9, 2026 at 6:04 AM
“I’ve seen a lot of things… but this?”
- the puck
(via IG/@gsplex)
- the puck
(via IG/@gsplex)
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I pop in and out of Sharks hockey during the baseball offseason, but hockey player social media content is incredible and @michelleym.bsky.social has your weekly dose of zamboni baloney 👇🏾
In this week's silly sports newsletter, David Pastrnak gets excited about glitter pasta, the UW dog mascot gives an important press conference, and a women's hockey legend admits to crimes with a Sharpie.
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This Week's Silliest Gooses in Sports, January 31
A dog press conference, cat hockey goals, and glitter meatball excitement
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February 2, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I pop in and out of Sharks hockey during the baseball offseason, but hockey player social media content is incredible and @michelleym.bsky.social has your weekly dose of zamboni baloney 👇🏾
In this week's silly sports newsletter, David Pastrnak gets excited about glitter pasta, the UW dog mascot gives an important press conference, and a women's hockey legend admits to crimes with a Sharpie.
sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/this-weeks...
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This Week's Silliest Gooses in Sports, January 31
A dog press conference, cat hockey goals, and glitter meatball excitement
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February 1, 2026 at 11:45 PM
In this week's silly sports newsletter, David Pastrnak gets excited about glitter pasta, the UW dog mascot gives an important press conference, and a women's hockey legend admits to crimes with a Sharpie.
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His new bird watching hobby is regulating his nervous system enough for at least 600 more.
January 20, 2026 at 12:29 AM
His new bird watching hobby is regulating his nervous system enough for at least 600 more.
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With the Bears season over, it’s officially baseball season!
Ah, shit.
Ah, shit.
January 19, 2026 at 3:03 AM
With the Bears season over, it’s officially baseball season!
Ah, shit.
Ah, shit.
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Drew Timme on his sexual tyrannosaurus shirt lol
"I'm not big into fashion. This is my fashion"
"I'm not big into fashion. This is my fashion"
January 19, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Drew Timme on his sexual tyrannosaurus shirt lol
"I'm not big into fashion. This is my fashion"
"I'm not big into fashion. This is my fashion"
The latest Silly Goose Box Scores newsletter includes Jameis Winston's "welcome to the NFL moment" story, a hockey player's kiddos being given free rein with a tiny mic, and an NBA rookie's practical kitten bag. sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/this-weeks...
This Week's Silliest Gooses in Sports, January 17
The Joshpocalypse, QBs trying to control minds, and more
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January 20, 2026 at 12:24 AM
The latest Silly Goose Box Scores newsletter includes Jameis Winston's "welcome to the NFL moment" story, a hockey player's kiddos being given free rein with a tiny mic, and an NBA rookie's practical kitten bag. sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/this-weeks...
*Eddie Olczyk giggling over something he said before a short ad in the #SeaKraken broadcast*
Return from ad: *Eddie is still giggling*
Return from ad: *Eddie is still giggling*
January 20, 2026 at 12:19 AM
*Eddie Olczyk giggling over something he said before a short ad in the #SeaKraken broadcast*
Return from ad: *Eddie is still giggling*
Return from ad: *Eddie is still giggling*
"If you're just joining us. don't ever do that again. Tune in on time, please." - John Forslund on the #SeaKraken broadcast
January 18, 2026 at 12:29 AM
"If you're just joining us. don't ever do that again. Tune in on time, please." - John Forslund on the #SeaKraken broadcast