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General commentary on the silly gooses of sports. Run by @michelleym.bsky.social Newsletter: https://sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/
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Cheering bananas, banana bread, bananas middle-aged athletic ability: This past week in sports had it all, plus a bag of bananas.

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This Week's Silliest Gooses in Sports, February 14
Middle-aged snowboarders, flame-throwing curlers, Canada's performance-enhancing bread
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"Maybe today we needed a plexiglass in front of our net to stay in the game," Swedish coach Ulf Lundberg said afterward.

lol

#Olympics
February 17, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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They’re not mad. Just disappointed
February 15, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Every time I hear about Arturs Silovs in the net, I keep hearing "Shelob," and I think, "It's probably not fair to have a giant spider play goaltender. It also may not be safe for the defensemen whose backs are to the giant spider."
We're back with more name pronunciations from the /Olympics website! 🤩

They're just too good.

The /search?f=tweets&q=%23MilanoCortina2026 /search?f=tweets&q=%23WinterOlympics action continues TOMORROW with the qualification playoff games on /NBCSports, /peacock, /cbcsports, /cbcgem, & /Sportsnet!
February 17, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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February 15, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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Hockey is better when it's girls.
February 16, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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In case your day needed a bit more Juraj Slafkovský in it 😉

Watch Slovakia in the quarterfinals at the /search?f=tweets&q=%23MilanoCortina2026 /search?f=tweets&q=%23WinterOlympics on Wednesday, February 18 at 6:10a ET on /peacock, /cbcgem, & /Sportsnet!
February 16, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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February 17, 2026 at 12:39 AM
In case you were wondering where Sidney Crosby stands on ABBA's "Dancing Queen"...

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February 17, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Cheering bananas, banana bread, bananas middle-aged athletic ability: This past week in sports had it all, plus a bag of bananas.

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This Week's Silliest Gooses in Sports, February 14
Middle-aged snowboarders, flame-throwing curlers, Canada's performance-enhancing bread
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February 17, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Kenan Thompson blew on a duck whistle while announcing the Anaheim Ducks' lineup a few days ago. If world sports leaders really care about us, they'll have him announce the Olympic winning hockey teams in the same way.

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February 9, 2026 at 7:31 AM
It's impossible not to be romantic about pasta, if you're Connor Hellebuyck.

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February 9, 2026 at 7:28 AM
I'm still very upset Alex Lyon didn't make the Winter Olympics juggling team.
February 9, 2026 at 7:24 AM
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Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 10:45 AM
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the "dudes rock" guy from this olympics just dropped
February 8, 2026 at 7:55 PM
My silly sportsletter this week features adorable Canadian Olympians, a referee who gets lost when he reads off the 13 penalties two teams just incurred in one fight, and why beige food is the breakfast of champions.

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This Week's Silliest Gooses in Sports, February 7
Olympic athletes express their love for beige foods, Florida men keep getting in hockey fights
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February 9, 2026 at 7:10 AM
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“I’ve seen a lot of things… but this?”
- the puck

(via IG/@gsplex)
February 9, 2026 at 6:04 AM
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I pop in and out of Sharks hockey during the baseball offseason, but hockey player social media content is incredible and @michelleym.bsky.social has your weekly dose of zamboni baloney 👇🏾
In this week's silly sports newsletter, David Pastrnak gets excited about glitter pasta, the UW dog mascot gives an important press conference, and a women's hockey legend admits to crimes with a Sharpie.

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This Week's Silliest Gooses in Sports, January 31
A dog press conference, cat hockey goals, and glitter meatball excitement
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February 2, 2026 at 8:06 PM
In this week's silly sports newsletter, David Pastrnak gets excited about glitter pasta, the UW dog mascot gives an important press conference, and a women's hockey legend admits to crimes with a Sharpie.

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This Week's Silliest Gooses in Sports, January 31
A dog press conference, cat hockey goals, and glitter meatball excitement
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February 1, 2026 at 11:45 PM
His new bird watching hobby is regulating his nervous system enough for at least 600 more.
Sidney Crosby's playing in game No. 1,400 today! 🙌
January 20, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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With the Bears season over, it’s officially baseball season!

Ah, shit.
January 19, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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Drew Timme on his sexual tyrannosaurus shirt lol

"I'm not big into fashion. This is my fashion"
January 19, 2026 at 5:31 AM
The latest Silly Goose Box Scores newsletter includes Jameis Winston's "welcome to the NFL moment" story, a hockey player's kiddos being given free rein with a tiny mic, and an NBA rookie's practical kitten bag. sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/this-weeks...
This Week's Silliest Gooses in Sports, January 17
The Joshpocalypse, QBs trying to control minds, and more
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January 20, 2026 at 12:24 AM
*Eddie Olczyk giggling over something he said before a short ad in the #SeaKraken broadcast*
Return from ad: *Eddie is still giggling*
January 20, 2026 at 12:19 AM
"If you're just joining us. don't ever do that again. Tune in on time, please." - John Forslund on the #SeaKraken broadcast
January 18, 2026 at 12:29 AM