a sideways dog
@sidewaysdog.bsky.social
here for the laughs and the vibes and also a secret third thing
30+, whatever
30+, whatever
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a sideways dog
@sidewaysdog.bsky.social
· Dec 21
if you spam follow people i'm just going to block you! thanks!
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HAPPY BOSTON MOONINITE PANIC DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
January 31, 2026 at 3:32 PM
HAPPY BOSTON MOONINITE PANIC DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
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My name's not Shane, kid!
January 30, 2026 at 1:01 PM
My name's not Shane, kid!
should probably start making art again instead of just consuming it
January 12, 2026 at 5:41 AM
should probably start making art again instead of just consuming it
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@clowndepot.mariogolf.info kerfur's data data dance
January 10, 2026 at 1:14 AM
@clowndepot.mariogolf.info kerfur's data data dance
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Several Bionicles were actually harmed during the making of this game.
December 11, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Several Bionicles were actually harmed during the making of this game.
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i've taken all the dick pills 7-11 has ever sold. i gotta wear a lead-lined condom or i get fleshlights pregnant. my phone number has a vein in the dash for the area code. enzyte sent a guy to get in touch and he had to fold my business card in half to fit it in his wallet. needed both hands
December 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
i've taken all the dick pills 7-11 has ever sold. i gotta wear a lead-lined condom or i get fleshlights pregnant. my phone number has a vein in the dash for the area code. enzyte sent a guy to get in touch and he had to fold my business card in half to fit it in his wallet. needed both hands
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gender envy for gender: enby
November 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
gender envy for gender: enby
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#Animorphs fans, I'm very happy to share that the first three books in the series are being rereleased next May with brand new covers. 🧊🦎
You can learn more here: thenerddaily.com/animorphs-by...
Cover artist: @creepcaptain.bsky.social
Book design: Cassy Price and Christopher Stengel at Scholastic
You can learn more here: thenerddaily.com/animorphs-by...
Cover artist: @creepcaptain.bsky.social
Book design: Cassy Price and Christopher Stengel at Scholastic
September 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
#Animorphs fans, I'm very happy to share that the first three books in the series are being rereleased next May with brand new covers. 🧊🦎
You can learn more here: thenerddaily.com/animorphs-by...
Cover artist: @creepcaptain.bsky.social
Book design: Cassy Price and Christopher Stengel at Scholastic
You can learn more here: thenerddaily.com/animorphs-by...
Cover artist: @creepcaptain.bsky.social
Book design: Cassy Price and Christopher Stengel at Scholastic
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Them: “Cities are all rotting hellscapes!”
Cities:
Cities:
August 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Them: “Cities are all rotting hellscapes!”
Cities:
Cities:
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It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4
August 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4
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times for food
breakfast: when i wake up
lunch: if im hungry
dinner: if im hungry
Snacks:
5AM, 5:45 AM, 7AM, 9:35AM, 11:30AM, 12:00PM, 12:15PM, 2:00PM, 5:30PM, 7PM, 9PM, 12:00AM, 4:17AM, 4:58AM
breakfast: when i wake up
lunch: if im hungry
dinner: if im hungry
Snacks:
5AM, 5:45 AM, 7AM, 9:35AM, 11:30AM, 12:00PM, 12:15PM, 2:00PM, 5:30PM, 7PM, 9PM, 12:00AM, 4:17AM, 4:58AM
August 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
times for food
breakfast: when i wake up
lunch: if im hungry
dinner: if im hungry
Snacks:
5AM, 5:45 AM, 7AM, 9:35AM, 11:30AM, 12:00PM, 12:15PM, 2:00PM, 5:30PM, 7PM, 9PM, 12:00AM, 4:17AM, 4:58AM
breakfast: when i wake up
lunch: if im hungry
dinner: if im hungry
Snacks:
5AM, 5:45 AM, 7AM, 9:35AM, 11:30AM, 12:00PM, 12:15PM, 2:00PM, 5:30PM, 7PM, 9PM, 12:00AM, 4:17AM, 4:58AM
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In my experience there are three kinds of fantasy magic novels:
July 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
In my experience there are three kinds of fantasy magic novels:
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Don't call 'em "friendslop": Just because low-budget games like Lethal Company and Peak are popular and played with friends doesn't mean they're slop, Bee Wertheimer writes. www.endlessmode.com/article/not-...
Not Every Co-Op Game is "Friendslop"
Just because low-budget games like Lethal Company and Peak are popular and played with friends doesn't mean they're slop,
www.endlessmode.com
July 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Don't call 'em "friendslop": Just because low-budget games like Lethal Company and Peak are popular and played with friends doesn't mean they're slop, Bee Wertheimer writes. www.endlessmode.com/article/not-...
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Wanted to try making a longer comic again 🥴
1/2
1/2
June 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Wanted to try making a longer comic again 🥴
1/2
1/2
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