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gordon ramsey says “this is the most disgusting kitchen I’ve seen in my whole career” on like every show and I eat it up every time
be quiet my show is on (unrivaled)
January 5, 2026 at 6:20 PM
be quiet my show is on (unrivaled)
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Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
January 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
scammers are so out of touch like why would anyone click a random text link for a free iphone or gift card. if you posed as a grocery store saying I spent enough to redeem for some crab legs I’m tapping that link immediately. in fact, yes here’s my bank account info and ssn. know your audience! 🙄
December 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
scammers are so out of touch like why would anyone click a random text link for a free iphone or gift card. if you posed as a grocery store saying I spent enough to redeem for some crab legs I’m tapping that link immediately. in fact, yes here’s my bank account info and ssn. know your audience! 🙄
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
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December 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
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Yall wasn’t there
December 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Yall wasn’t there
can we please sing something other than the star spangled banner before a game? what if we tried sean paul
December 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
can we please sing something other than the star spangled banner before a game? what if we tried sean paul
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hug your war criminals a little tighter today
November 4, 2025 at 12:11 PM
hug your war criminals a little tighter today
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The Walton family surely does
“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
October 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The Walton family surely does
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“This isn’t the America I know”
Black People:
Black People:
September 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
“This isn’t the America I know”
Black People:
Black People:
dubs in the chat but aces bench, we’ll deal with you later
September 19, 2025 at 4:19 AM
dubs in the chat but aces bench, we’ll deal with you later
me grilling in the parking lot before cowboy carter in leather chaps and sequin boots
April 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
me grilling in the parking lot before cowboy carter in leather chaps and sequin boots
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it's hard to find a motivation for DOGE other than 'hatred of the good.' these are bad people fundamentally envious or un-understanding of the idea that you might work or give for others, and attempting to punish it.
NEW: i spoke with several young AmeriCorps volunteers around the country who were abruptly pulled off projects building homes, readying forests for wildfire season, and working at food banks Tuesday afternoon. they are now on their way home thanks to DOGE cuts —
DOGE Cuts Pull AmeriCorps Volunteers Off of Disaster Relief Jobs
The youth volunteers who were working on projects ranging from rebuilding homes destroyed in storms to distributing supplies for hurricane recovery were suddenly pulled from service. Why? DOGE cuts.
www.wired.com
April 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
it's hard to find a motivation for DOGE other than 'hatred of the good.' these are bad people fundamentally envious or un-understanding of the idea that you might work or give for others, and attempting to punish it.
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This shit is so corny.
Why is everyone suddenly a doll? Newest AI trend is more than harmless fun | CBC News
In a new trend, people are using generative AI tools like ChatGPT to reimagine themselves as dolls or action figures. And it's proven itself popular, as celebrities, politicians, institutions and majo...
www.cbc.ca
April 15, 2025 at 3:46 PM
This shit is so corny.
billie eilish and these parappa the rapper ass outfits
April 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
billie eilish and these parappa the rapper ass outfits
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The internet archive is just an invaluable journalistic tool.
April 8, 2025 at 12:28 PM
The internet archive is just an invaluable journalistic tool.
UConn is so TOUGH ‼️‼️
April 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
UConn is so TOUGH ‼️‼️
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"Age verification" laws are actually "upload your ID or get your face scanned to access every website, ending anonymity and associating your identity with everything you do online" laws and if more people understood that they would not be down for this authoritarian nonsense
April 2, 2025 at 12:57 PM
"Age verification" laws are actually "upload your ID or get your face scanned to access every website, ending anonymity and associating your identity with everything you do online" laws and if more people understood that they would not be down for this authoritarian nonsense
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the Dunkin’ logo has never felt more accurate
March 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
the Dunkin’ logo has never felt more accurate
I turned 30 this month and now suddenly I like the taste of cantaloupe
a man wearing a red robe and a white shirt is smiling
ALT: a man wearing a red robe and a white shirt is smiling
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March 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I turned 30 this month and now suddenly I like the taste of cantaloupe
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HOW IT HAPPENED: James Andrew Malone, the mayor of a town of 5,000, ran on education, abortion rights, and opposing Elon Musk—in a district that had *never* voted Democratic.
Until tonight.
Our complete write-through of his astonishing special election win in Lancaster County →
Until tonight.
Our complete write-through of his astonishing special election win in Lancaster County →
Democrats flip deep-red Pennsylvania district in special election shocker
No Democrat had ever won this ancestrally Republican seat, but it's now the second Democratic pickup of the year.
www.the-downballot.com
March 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
HOW IT HAPPENED: James Andrew Malone, the mayor of a town of 5,000, ran on education, abortion rights, and opposing Elon Musk—in a district that had *never* voted Democratic.
Until tonight.
Our complete write-through of his astonishing special election win in Lancaster County →
Until tonight.
Our complete write-through of his astonishing special election win in Lancaster County →
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It's critical for everyone to remember what an Executive Order is. It is the President communicating orders to members of the executive branch. Policies to pursue, actions to take, etc. They are not laws. They are not close to being laws. They are formalized memos to employees. That's all.
March 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
It's critical for everyone to remember what an Executive Order is. It is the President communicating orders to members of the executive branch. Policies to pursue, actions to take, etc. They are not laws. They are not close to being laws. They are formalized memos to employees. That's all.
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Txt STOP to opt out of updates on war plans
March 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Txt STOP to opt out of updates on war plans