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Cynicism is a Superpower

“Of what is great one must either be silent or speak with greatness. With greatness--that means cynically and with innocence.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche

Some people are NeuroSpicy. I'm NeuroSalty.

Fellas
Resist
AuDHD
FollowBack
Hear Hear
theyre shooting the moms
theyre shooting the dads
theyre kidnapping the babies

ICE and MAGA out of America.
January 24, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Where's the National Guard, Timmy? Sack the fuck up and do something other than talk.
I just spoke with the White House after another horrific shooting by federal agents this morning. Minnesota has had it. This is sickening.

The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.
January 24, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Who the hell is watching this trash in January 2026?

Fuck, people are stupid. Why are they so fucking stupid?
Concentration Camp: a prison or other facility used for the internment of political prisoners or politically targeted demographics, such as members of national or ethnic minority groups, on the grounds of national security, or for exploitation or punishment.
CNN’s Jake Tapper cuts off bookstore owner after clash over ‘concentration camps’ remark
YouTube video by Erik De La Garza
www.youtube.com
January 24, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Everybody should watch this video. Everybody. Fucking. Body.

Trigger warning my ass. This shit is supposed to trigger you. It's supposed to enrage you.

Be a fucking grown-up and confront reality.
Don’t watch the video. It was a murder, an execution. You do not need to watch it, it won’t help anyone. Warrants should be issued today if the government up there is anything other than a dead letter.
January 24, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Naranja Nincompoop
Pumpkin Pedophile
Rust Rapist
Trump calls Carney Governor.
We call Trump:
Felon
Pedophile
Dirty Donald
Don the Con
TACO
Pedonald
Mar-A-Lard Ass
Child molester from Queens
Dementia Don
Diaper Don
Piggy Trump
Fat Nixon
Commander-In-Thief
Mango Gassolini
Mar-A-Lardo
Cheeto Satan
Don Whoreleone
Epstein’s best friend
January 24, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Where does the money come from?

Please stop with all the performance theater and start proposing serious ways to retire our national debt.

For example, a small wall street transaction fee that can only be used to retire national debt. Ten cents per transaction. See? Was that so goddam hard?
January 24, 2026 at 3:47 PM
When he dies, all the people who cozied up to him are going to be in a world of hurt.

Act in haste, repent at leisure.

Can't wait.
January 24, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Mr. Weber is a fucking idiot. Case closed.

www.sciencealert.com/swearing-is-...
January 24, 2026 at 3:31 PM
They do it for the clicks. Ignore them all, this is the only recipe for caramelized onions you'll ever need.

mastersofkitchen.com/crockpot-car...
January 24, 2026 at 3:29 PM
"Broken" being a highly subjective term here. One man's broken is another man's cash cow.
2 WEEKS AGO: Great news, Google will use AI to help manage your inbox!
TODAY: The Gmail spam filter that's worked fine for 19 years is broken
January 24, 2026 at 3:10 PM
What a worthless piece of shit this fucking guy is. I hope the people of the NY 8th district are proud.
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: well i call it the Klump administration ok? it's nutty "2" profess our economy works for everyone while artificial inflation shenanigans stink up american dinners. so no, i won't be dragged into some silly debate over who has to obey what court order. i'll leave that to the courts
January 24, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
January 24, 2026 at 2:51 PM
About what you'd expect from fucking shitkickers. This is a GRADE SCHOOL basketball game, for fuck's sake.

Modern sports culture is tainting everything.
‘They just tased Ryan‘ is without a doubt the greatest call an announcer has made since do you believe in Miracles
January 24, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I'd be fine with the sword if they would get rid of the christian nationalism instead.
Still can't get over the USAF and their stupid giant award sword
January 24, 2026 at 2:17 PM
They feel like that to me, too. If I had a better opinion of humanity in general, I'd be shocked.

apnews.com/article/russ...
Ukraine's Zelenskyy says his repeated warnings to Europe feel like 'Groundhog Day'
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy is criticizing European allies for their slow and fragmented response to Russia's invasion.
apnews.com
January 24, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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Clevon really was a sociological case study.

youtu.be/rDdiivjN_1A
Idiocracy Clip - Clevon's Family Tree (2006)
YouTube video by Only The Funny
youtu.be
January 23, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Ignorant parents should be allowed to kill their kids because:

a. Millions of ignorant people kill their kids by abortion each year, and we want them to have the right to do that.

b. There are way too many people on the fucking planet to begin with.

c. To prevent this:
January 23, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I mean... this is what he looks like when he's not stinking up the horribly fitting Trump Suit(TM). Seems about right.
January 23, 2026 at 10:57 PM
You'd think they would have a grout cleaning tool in there somewhere but alas
10:25 am going back for more making fun of EDC stuff
January 23, 2026 at 8:09 PM
January 23, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Here is a jam to help you keep that energy up!

youtu.be/9wRLd5l7WYE
January 23, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I mean, maybe it will work.
January 23, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Weekend prayer tips: The destruction of the East Wing structurally compromised the White House, and the snow load...

You can tailor the rest of it to your personal preference.
Run, don't walk, toward the light.
January 23, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I don't support the Naranja Nincompoop, but this is a hot take on the "moochers" label, when you factor in reality.

In fact, I agree. They were moochers.

If they had all paid their freight, Europe would be safer and in a much better position to clap back, don't you think?

Source in alt text.
January 23, 2026 at 4:54 PM
The five points:

1. We prefer symbolism over substance.
2. We prefer giving money to blood.
3. We are not prepared to fight a war because we've ignored our military for half a century.
4. We can't even get our own house in order.
5. If we wish hard enough, Putin will go away.
🇪🇺🇺🇦 Work on the “Prosperity Package” for Ukraine is almost complete, — Ursula von der Leyen

The document is based on a needs assessment conducted by the World Bank and contains five main points.

The President of the European Commission listed them:
January 23, 2026 at 2:18 PM