Guardian
@shieldguardian.bsky.social
Comp Splatoon player
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Trying my best not to fear monger: this is a full article with more info about what’s actually happening
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
Basically, requests have been sent, and companies seem to have the option to comply or not. Many have notified users that their account has been requested…
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
Basically, requests have been sent, and companies seem to have the option to comply or not. Many have notified users that their account has been requested…
Trying my best not to fear monger: this is a full article with more info about what’s actually happening
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
Basically, requests have been sent, and companies seem to have the option to comply or not. Many have notified users that their account has been requested…
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
Basically, requests have been sent, and companies seem to have the option to comply or not. Many have notified users that their account has been requested…
February 16, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Trying my best not to fear monger: this is a full article with more info about what’s actually happening
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
Basically, requests have been sent, and companies seem to have the option to comply or not. Many have notified users that their account has been requested…
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
Basically, requests have been sent, and companies seem to have the option to comply or not. Many have notified users that their account has been requested…
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the more i think about it the more unappealing it is to maintain this attachment to all this technology that inherently prevents me from living in the moment. i don't need high-res everything. i don't want to live my life through a computer
February 15, 2026 at 7:04 AM
the more i think about it the more unappealing it is to maintain this attachment to all this technology that inherently prevents me from living in the moment. i don't need high-res everything. i don't want to live my life through a computer
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I am become death, destroyer of discourse
#highdivsplatoon
#highdivsplatoon
February 12, 2026 at 5:43 AM
I am become death, destroyer of discourse
#highdivsplatoon
#highdivsplatoon
I absolutely love the ending of this video. Go and watch it if you haven’t, but the whole thing ends with…
@squidschool.bsky.social made an amazingly put together and well thought out video explaining and discussing hyperdive!! i really appreciate him taking the time to play with us, learn how we think, and to be non judgemental when describing his experience!! :3 #compsplatoon
youtu.be/Q7W6qSD-Hhc?...
youtu.be/Q7W6qSD-Hhc?...
What the Hell is Hyperdive?
YouTube video by Squid School
youtu.be
February 8, 2026 at 2:13 PM
I absolutely love the ending of this video. Go and watch it if you haven’t, but the whole thing ends with…
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Explore Sneaky's work across coding, music, and video content creation. Or just play splatdle you do you.
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February 7, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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"I went 8/16"
"Damn you died 16 times on heavy?"
"No I mean 16 wave breakers, why would I die on heavy? Cuts into my painting"
"Damn you died 16 times on heavy?"
"No I mean 16 wave breakers, why would I die on heavy? Cuts into my painting"
February 7, 2026 at 7:00 PM
"I went 8/16"
"Damn you died 16 times on heavy?"
"No I mean 16 wave breakers, why would I die on heavy? Cuts into my painting"
"Damn you died 16 times on heavy?"
"No I mean 16 wave breakers, why would I die on heavy? Cuts into my painting"
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How it feels to search for sharking people with tiny hitbox weapon
February 6, 2026 at 5:45 AM
How it feels to search for sharking people with tiny hitbox weapon
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Hate to be that guy, but the US congress will try to repeal section 230 (ensures free speech on the internet) and pass KOSA (age check for the internet, anonymity gone)
The Splatoon community is made of teens and queers, this would destroy it.
Do your civil duty below ⬇️
www.badinternetbills.com
The Splatoon community is made of teens and queers, this would destroy it.
Do your civil duty below ⬇️
www.badinternetbills.com
Bad Internet Bills
All of the bad internet bills. One website.
www.badinternetbills.com
February 5, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Hate to be that guy, but the US congress will try to repeal section 230 (ensures free speech on the internet) and pass KOSA (age check for the internet, anonymity gone)
The Splatoon community is made of teens and queers, this would destroy it.
Do your civil duty below ⬇️
www.badinternetbills.com
The Splatoon community is made of teens and queers, this would destroy it.
Do your civil duty below ⬇️
www.badinternetbills.com
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Hey ive had this idea where we flood sendouQ on any given day with low levels.
Like we can all agree sendouQ is really cool but its so dead for anyone not midlevel and above. Can we do like sendouQ sunday on the 15th this month and just flood the queue with low levels for a singleday?
#CompSplatoon
Like we can all agree sendouQ is really cool but its so dead for anyone not midlevel and above. Can we do like sendouQ sunday on the 15th this month and just flood the queue with low levels for a singleday?
#CompSplatoon
February 4, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Hey ive had this idea where we flood sendouQ on any given day with low levels.
Like we can all agree sendouQ is really cool but its so dead for anyone not midlevel and above. Can we do like sendouQ sunday on the 15th this month and just flood the queue with low levels for a singleday?
#CompSplatoon
Like we can all agree sendouQ is really cool but its so dead for anyone not midlevel and above. Can we do like sendouQ sunday on the 15th this month and just flood the queue with low levels for a singleday?
#CompSplatoon
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February 2, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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we raised an incredible $7,777.77 for the Women's Foundation of Minnesota over a long week of charity streaming - thank you to everyone who supported in any way 💚
to anyone who needs faith that good can still happen in this world, remember we can always come together melt some ICE ✨🌞
to anyone who needs faith that good can still happen in this world, remember we can always come together melt some ICE ✨🌞
February 2, 2026 at 12:59 AM
we raised an incredible $7,777.77 for the Women's Foundation of Minnesota over a long week of charity streaming - thank you to everyone who supported in any way 💚
to anyone who needs faith that good can still happen in this world, remember we can always come together melt some ICE ✨🌞
to anyone who needs faith that good can still happen in this world, remember we can always come together melt some ICE ✨🌞
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January 27, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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11.0.0 in a nutshell
January 28, 2026 at 10:31 AM
11.0.0 in a nutshell
How could you only get the name wrong??
Ooooh…. oh.
That sucks
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January 27, 2026 at 2:58 AM
How could you only get the name wrong??
Ooooh…. oh.
That sucks
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Play at: www.sneakyofficial.com/splatdle
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Insane
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January 26, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Insane
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i hate doing nothing when i could be doing something, so i'll be doing a charity stream all day today to benefit the Women's Foundation of Minnesota - read more about their immigrant rapid response fund here: www.wfmn.org/funds/immigr...
see you at 4:30PM ET ✨
www.twitch.tv/mellana
see you at 4:30PM ET ✨
www.twitch.tv/mellana
January 25, 2026 at 8:35 PM
i hate doing nothing when i could be doing something, so i'll be doing a charity stream all day today to benefit the Women's Foundation of Minnesota - read more about their immigrant rapid response fund here: www.wfmn.org/funds/immigr...
see you at 4:30PM ET ✨
www.twitch.tv/mellana
see you at 4:30PM ET ✨
www.twitch.tv/mellana
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“Gotta raise the line!” I say, comedically frozen in a giant block of ice
its like he’s in some kind of sn
its like he’s in some kind of sn
x battle will keep you warm never stop raising the line as the temperature line drops
January 24, 2026 at 1:33 AM
“Gotta raise the line!” I say, comedically frozen in a giant block of ice
its like he’s in some kind of sn
its like he’s in some kind of sn
@joythedatanerd.bsky.social I’m curious, is this in any way related to your ranking system on splat.top, or does it at all correlate?
January 22, 2026 at 7:00 PM
@joythedatanerd.bsky.social I’m curious, is this in any way related to your ranking system on splat.top, or does it at all correlate?
Please Speed I need this
LMAOOO????? Actually? I could be convinced to recap things if theres enough interest. Stream is highly unlikely though since everyone just wants to sit and focus on just dnd
January 22, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Please Speed I need this
Take a shot every time you read the words “pop” or “gun”
@thescallop.ink I have an opinion piece that I think would go well with the page. Let me know if I can send it to y'all to see if you like it!
January 21, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Take a shot every time you read the words “pop” or “gun”
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Announcing sendou.ink/comp-analyzer
Plan the perfect team composition. Features:
- sort weapons by category, sub or special weapon
- damage combo table
- enemy ink resistance / sub defense sliders
- range estimator
- sub/special categories
🧵 with more details on features
#sendouink
Plan the perfect team composition. Features:
- sort weapons by category, sub or special weapon
- damage combo table
- enemy ink resistance / sub defense sliders
- range estimator
- sub/special categories
🧵 with more details on features
#sendouink
January 20, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Announcing sendou.ink/comp-analyzer
Plan the perfect team composition. Features:
- sort weapons by category, sub or special weapon
- damage combo table
- enemy ink resistance / sub defense sliders
- range estimator
- sub/special categories
🧵 with more details on features
#sendouink
Plan the perfect team composition. Features:
- sort weapons by category, sub or special weapon
- damage combo table
- enemy ink resistance / sub defense sliders
- range estimator
- sub/special categories
🧵 with more details on features
#sendouink
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January 18, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Guys I feel like this is something we should be talking about /j
Abducting sounds fun. Thats my fav part of prod at LANs
January 18, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Guys I feel like this is something we should be talking about /j
#compsplatoon which one of you put in the effort to make a satire news account for our tiny online community 😭
@thescallop.ink
@thescallop.ink
January 7, 2026 at 11:17 PM
#compsplatoon which one of you put in the effort to make a satire news account for our tiny online community 😭
@thescallop.ink
@thescallop.ink
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SPLATOON COMMUNITY!
At AGDQ this year, there is going to be a Splatoon 1 Any% race between @lontr0.bsky.social and @dg964.bsky.social
The run has changed so much since the last time it was shown off at gdq in 2020
The run will be happening on Thursday at 7:48pm EST
LETS SUPPORT A GREAT CAUSE!!!
At AGDQ this year, there is going to be a Splatoon 1 Any% race between @lontr0.bsky.social and @dg964.bsky.social
The run has changed so much since the last time it was shown off at gdq in 2020
The run will be happening on Thursday at 7:48pm EST
LETS SUPPORT A GREAT CAUSE!!!
January 4, 2026 at 9:17 PM
SPLATOON COMMUNITY!
At AGDQ this year, there is going to be a Splatoon 1 Any% race between @lontr0.bsky.social and @dg964.bsky.social
The run has changed so much since the last time it was shown off at gdq in 2020
The run will be happening on Thursday at 7:48pm EST
LETS SUPPORT A GREAT CAUSE!!!
At AGDQ this year, there is going to be a Splatoon 1 Any% race between @lontr0.bsky.social and @dg964.bsky.social
The run has changed so much since the last time it was shown off at gdq in 2020
The run will be happening on Thursday at 7:48pm EST
LETS SUPPORT A GREAT CAUSE!!!