Z-Bean
@seanzbean.bsky.social
he/him
20. Salmonid. Captain of UCSD Esports Navy.
Nocto my beloved.
COMMS ARE OPEN!!!!
https://tiny.cc/xoivyz
(pfp credit: CrescentMoore on Twitter)
20. Salmonid. Captain of UCSD Esports Navy.
Nocto my beloved.
COMMS ARE OPEN!!!!
https://tiny.cc/xoivyz
(pfp credit: CrescentMoore on Twitter)
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Z-Bean
@seanzbean.bsky.social
· Oct 4
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OH MY FUCKING GOD UMAMUSUME ON THE NEWS
Learned today that umamusume horse girls and Denver weathermen with closed captioning fails both want the Broncos to win on Saturday
@kylec.bsky.social @nexton9news.bsky.social
@kylec.bsky.social @nexton9news.bsky.social
January 16, 2026 at 5:42 AM
OH MY FUCKING GOD UMAMUSUME ON THE NEWS
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September 27, 2025 at 7:39 AM
To my… nah, we pulling a stormysenpai on this post today. Justified hatred type shit.
The one thing I HATE about soloq is the lack of initiative. Y’all mfs can’t push the objective for shit, and for what reason? Fear? Cowardice? Makes me think you don’t deserve to win if I gotta carry your asses.
The one thing I HATE about soloq is the lack of initiative. Y’all mfs can’t push the objective for shit, and for what reason? Fear? Cowardice? Makes me think you don’t deserve to win if I gotta carry your asses.
January 15, 2026 at 9:36 PM
To my… nah, we pulling a stormysenpai on this post today. Justified hatred type shit.
The one thing I HATE about soloq is the lack of initiative. Y’all mfs can’t push the objective for shit, and for what reason? Fear? Cowardice? Makes me think you don’t deserve to win if I gotta carry your asses.
The one thing I HATE about soloq is the lack of initiative. Y’all mfs can’t push the objective for shit, and for what reason? Fear? Cowardice? Makes me think you don’t deserve to win if I gotta carry your asses.
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Hiii first drawing of this year
January 15, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Hiii first drawing of this year
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I've been on a VOCAL TRAINING JOURNEY the last 8 months and I'm EXTREMELY SATISFIED with the results lately >:3
Your vocal chords are a muscle and the more you sing the swoller it gets?
Very happy to put out more RUSSY VOCAL TRACKS
Your vocal chords are a muscle and the more you sing the swoller it gets?
Very happy to put out more RUSSY VOCAL TRACKS
January 15, 2026 at 1:00 AM
I've been on a VOCAL TRAINING JOURNEY the last 8 months and I'm EXTREMELY SATISFIED with the results lately >:3
Your vocal chords are a muscle and the more you sing the swoller it gets?
Very happy to put out more RUSSY VOCAL TRACKS
Your vocal chords are a muscle and the more you sing the swoller it gets?
Very happy to put out more RUSSY VOCAL TRACKS
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Ok I need to stop yapping, going to make a few announcements about shop opening on the 26th- and I apologize in advance for how... packed this will be.
SO Agent 8 titan pin has been out of stock for a minute so I will be doing one last reprint for PREORDER ONLY!
#splatoon #enamelpin #merch
SO Agent 8 titan pin has been out of stock for a minute so I will be doing one last reprint for PREORDER ONLY!
#splatoon #enamelpin #merch
January 14, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Ok I need to stop yapping, going to make a few announcements about shop opening on the 26th- and I apologize in advance for how... packed this will be.
SO Agent 8 titan pin has been out of stock for a minute so I will be doing one last reprint for PREORDER ONLY!
#splatoon #enamelpin #merch
SO Agent 8 titan pin has been out of stock for a minute so I will be doing one last reprint for PREORDER ONLY!
#splatoon #enamelpin #merch
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They might have nerfed Reef Slider a little too much
January 14, 2026 at 4:51 PM
They might have nerfed Reef Slider a little too much
5. People fear me on Octobrush for some reason, but I also know that I’m too much of a softie to scare people into submission.
January 14, 2026 at 4:22 PM
5. People fear me on Octobrush for some reason, but I also know that I’m too much of a softie to scare people into submission.
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Those two mutuals that revive each other if they're not both defeated within a few seconds of one another
January 13, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Those two mutuals that revive each other if they're not both defeated within a few seconds of one another
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January 13, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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With FrostyFest results in, figured you'd all appreciate more of my anthro Big Man antics :3 ❄️
(Congrats to all the fellow Team Solo players for the win too!)
#Splatoon #Splatoon3 #FrostyFest
(Congrats to all the fellow Team Solo players for the win too!)
#Splatoon #Splatoon3 #FrostyFest
January 12, 2026 at 2:08 AM
With FrostyFest results in, figured you'd all appreciate more of my anthro Big Man antics :3 ❄️
(Congrats to all the fellow Team Solo players for the win too!)
#Splatoon #Splatoon3 #FrostyFest
(Congrats to all the fellow Team Solo players for the win too!)
#Splatoon #Splatoon3 #FrostyFest
I NEED TO BE ROOTPOSTING MORE
BUT DAMMIT THE NEW PATCH NOTE ANNOUNCEMENT GOT ME TWEAKIN WITH A TINFOIL HAT ON
GRAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
BUT DAMMIT THE NEW PATCH NOTE ANNOUNCEMENT GOT ME TWEAKIN WITH A TINFOIL HAT ON
GRAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
January 12, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I NEED TO BE ROOTPOSTING MORE
BUT DAMMIT THE NEW PATCH NOTE ANNOUNCEMENT GOT ME TWEAKIN WITH A TINFOIL HAT ON
GRAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
BUT DAMMIT THE NEW PATCH NOTE ANNOUNCEMENT GOT ME TWEAKIN WITH A TINFOIL HAT ON
GRAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
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January 12, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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Patch and keychain sketch ideas based on Japanese "Beware of Crow" signs.
January 11, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Patch and keychain sketch ideas based on Japanese "Beware of Crow" signs.
your friendly reminder that r and l are the same letter in Japanese.
We here at Z-Bean’s pocket of the internet support all sizes of bras, even for the eldritch unspeakables.
We here at Z-Bean’s pocket of the internet support all sizes of bras, even for the eldritch unspeakables.
January 12, 2026 at 10:01 AM
your friendly reminder that r and l are the same letter in Japanese.
We here at Z-Bean’s pocket of the internet support all sizes of bras, even for the eldritch unspeakables.
We here at Z-Bean’s pocket of the internet support all sizes of bras, even for the eldritch unspeakables.
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January 12, 2026 at 5:01 AM
To my dearest pocket of the internet:
I shall now take in my usual lethal dose of manta ray toxins for betraying the Manta Clan due to false propaganda. May the gods have mercy on my soul, and may Big Man himself administer the toxin as he embraces me.
That is all.
I shall now take in my usual lethal dose of manta ray toxins for betraying the Manta Clan due to false propaganda. May the gods have mercy on my soul, and may Big Man himself administer the toxin as he embraces me.
That is all.
January 12, 2026 at 2:14 AM
To my dearest pocket of the internet:
I shall now take in my usual lethal dose of manta ray toxins for betraying the Manta Clan due to false propaganda. May the gods have mercy on my soul, and may Big Man himself administer the toxin as he embraces me.
That is all.
I shall now take in my usual lethal dose of manta ray toxins for betraying the Manta Clan due to false propaganda. May the gods have mercy on my soul, and may Big Man himself administer the toxin as he embraces me.
That is all.
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STEP ASIDE LADIES THE KING IS HERE!!!!!!!!! ✨✨✨✨
January 12, 2026 at 2:12 AM
STEP ASIDE LADIES THE KING IS HERE!!!!!!!!! ✨✨✨✨
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Tome to eat spaghetti while finishing my rewatxh of heated rivalry,,,truly everything i do in my life is a reference to something i like,,,haha,,,spaghetti,,,
January 10, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Tome to eat spaghetti while finishing my rewatxh of heated rivalry,,,truly everything i do in my life is a reference to something i like,,,haha,,,spaghetti,,,