SPF_Dark [🔜Don't Flounder]
@spfdark.bsky.social
Splatoon Commentator, Dungeon/Game Master, Part Time Streamer, Loud Than The Rest of Them, Gaming's Jack-Of-All-Trades. Professional idiot. Head TO for Don't Flounder at the Function
https://www.twitch.tv/spf_dark
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With R4R yesterday, that wraps up the last event and the last appearance from me this year. God its been one hell of a year for me and I think for the first time in a long time, I have so much to look forward to in the upcoming year. As I'm getting rrwdy to fly out today, I'm probs gonna be a bit
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First LANs of 2026 happening on this Saturday, January 17th!
@dontflounderspl.bsky.social on SplatoonTourney at 1pm ET
@nesquids.bsky.social on SplatoonTourney2 at 3pm ET
Neither of these are their respective LCS qualifiers, but rumor has it they will both be pretty good (I started the rumor)
@dontflounderspl.bsky.social on SplatoonTourney at 1pm ET
@nesquids.bsky.social on SplatoonTourney2 at 3pm ET
Neither of these are their respective LCS qualifiers, but rumor has it they will both be pretty good (I started the rumor)
January 15, 2026 at 5:24 PM
First LANs of 2026 happening on this Saturday, January 17th!
@dontflounderspl.bsky.social on SplatoonTourney at 1pm ET
@nesquids.bsky.social on SplatoonTourney2 at 3pm ET
Neither of these are their respective LCS qualifiers, but rumor has it they will both be pretty good (I started the rumor)
@dontflounderspl.bsky.social on SplatoonTourney at 1pm ET
@nesquids.bsky.social on SplatoonTourney2 at 3pm ET
Neither of these are their respective LCS qualifiers, but rumor has it they will both be pretty good (I started the rumor)
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The great retirement is upon us... Who is a player you are going to miss watching?
Check out our article in the comments.
Check out our article in the comments.
January 15, 2026 at 3:30 PM
The great retirement is upon us... Who is a player you are going to miss watching?
Check out our article in the comments.
Check out our article in the comments.
It felt good to shake off the rest tonight after not commentating for so long. I promise to make this year a good one
January 15, 2026 at 3:53 AM
It felt good to shake off the rest tonight after not commentating for so long. I promise to make this year a good one
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good example of color commentary 👇
January 15, 2026 at 2:54 AM
good example of color commentary 👇
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This is as good a time as any to say that I'll be competing in Don't Flounder at the Function with the team Dartling Gunners!!
Roster:
Me - FPro
@emdoesartwork.bsky.social - Edit Splating
Jlo - Mini Splatlings
@commatosu.bsky.social - Front/Midline Flex
Make sure to follow Spectra for art :3
Roster:
Me - FPro
@emdoesartwork.bsky.social - Edit Splating
Jlo - Mini Splatlings
@commatosu.bsky.social - Front/Midline Flex
Make sure to follow Spectra for art :3
was asked to surprise the DFatF LAN team with a logo!!! i heard 'Dartling Gunners' and knew that if i didnt make it a bloons reference, id need to be thrown into a vat
DGFTW, ima be screaming for yall in the audience <3
[ #splatoon #splatoonart #compsplatoon ]
DGFTW, ima be screaming for yall in the audience <3
[ #splatoon #splatoonart #compsplatoon ]
January 15, 2026 at 3:06 AM
This is as good a time as any to say that I'll be competing in Don't Flounder at the Function with the team Dartling Gunners!!
Roster:
Me - FPro
@emdoesartwork.bsky.social - Edit Splating
Jlo - Mini Splatlings
@commatosu.bsky.social - Front/Midline Flex
Make sure to follow Spectra for art :3
Roster:
Me - FPro
@emdoesartwork.bsky.social - Edit Splating
Jlo - Mini Splatlings
@commatosu.bsky.social - Front/Midline Flex
Make sure to follow Spectra for art :3
Check this sick ass poster that YOU CAN PICK UP AT DONT FLOUNDER THIS SATURDAY
Don’t Flounder at the Function is less than a week away! That’s still plenty of time to debut this entries wonderful poster made by @/allie.blabster! 🐠
If you’re looking for a souvenir our poster will be available for FREE during the event! #compsplatoon
If you’re looking for a souvenir our poster will be available for FREE during the event! #compsplatoon
January 15, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Check this sick ass poster that YOU CAN PICK UP AT DONT FLOUNDER THIS SATURDAY
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Don’t Flounder at the Function is less than a week away! That’s still plenty of time to debut this entries wonderful poster made by @/allie.blabster! 🐠
If you’re looking for a souvenir our poster will be available for FREE during the event! #compsplatoon
If you’re looking for a souvenir our poster will be available for FREE during the event! #compsplatoon
January 14, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Don’t Flounder at the Function is less than a week away! That’s still plenty of time to debut this entries wonderful poster made by @/allie.blabster! 🐠
If you’re looking for a souvenir our poster will be available for FREE during the event! #compsplatoon
If you’re looking for a souvenir our poster will be available for FREE during the event! #compsplatoon
this entire part rolls like this btw
also decided to start tracking my rolls across the two campaigns bc i am so curious. will be making a spreadsheet as time passes bc i have to know. but tonight’s rolls were:
6, 2, 3, 5, 15
stats says i will get good roles too… but i feel like luck will have another say
6, 2, 3, 5, 15
stats says i will get good roles too… but i feel like luck will have another say
January 14, 2026 at 4:26 AM
this entire part rolls like this btw
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Booyah Bay: Cable Car Coast! Trailer
YouTube video by Booyah Bay
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January 12, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Back to the mines I go )))):
January 12, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Back to the mines I go )))):
God I should've held back at magfest because I spent way more than I should have
January 12, 2026 at 7:19 AM
God I should've held back at magfest because I spent way more than I should have
Chat, seeing all the cosplays at MAGfest planted the demon in my head. We'll see if it gets to me next year
January 12, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Chat, seeing all the cosplays at MAGfest planted the demon in my head. We'll see if it gets to me next year
Driving back home now, MAGFest was so much fun, especially for it being my first one. I'll hold these nights forever dear to my heart and again, loved hangout with Malibu and big shootouts to Strings for letting me crash at their place. Now with that being done, it's on to Don't Flounder in 6 DAYS.
January 11, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Driving back home now, MAGFest was so much fun, especially for it being my first one. I'll hold these nights forever dear to my heart and again, loved hangout with Malibu and big shootouts to Strings for letting me crash at their place. Now with that being done, it's on to Don't Flounder in 6 DAYS.
Having the opportunity to not only watch the full first two acts live from the protomen but to also watch them debut the live performance of act 3 was everything I could've asked for. Since listening to them in middle school, I've waited and waited for a chance like this and I'm so glad I took it
January 11, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Having the opportunity to not only watch the full first two acts live from the protomen but to also watch them debut the live performance of act 3 was everything I could've asked for. Since listening to them in middle school, I've waited and waited for a chance like this and I'm so glad I took it
Night 3, Act 3. Time for the grand finale
January 11, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Night 3, Act 3. Time for the grand finale
Magfest is so much fun guys
January 11, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Magfest is so much fun guys
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One more week until Don't Flounder at the Function makes it's grand debut!
Spectator registration is still open until the event ends for only $15! #compsplatoon
Registration: start.gg/dontflounder
Join the Discord: discord.gg/FVMzwgyNCK
Spectator registration is still open until the event ends for only $15! #compsplatoon
Registration: start.gg/dontflounder
Join the Discord: discord.gg/FVMzwgyNCK
January 10, 2026 at 9:28 PM
One more week until Don't Flounder at the Function makes it's grand debut!
Spectator registration is still open until the event ends for only $15! #compsplatoon
Registration: start.gg/dontflounder
Join the Discord: discord.gg/FVMzwgyNCK
Spectator registration is still open until the event ends for only $15! #compsplatoon
Registration: start.gg/dontflounder
Join the Discord: discord.gg/FVMzwgyNCK
I dont know how I afforded any of this
January 10, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I dont know how I afforded any of this
I'm afraid I've gone down a rabbit hole chat, I bought so many pins
January 10, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I'm afraid I've gone down a rabbit hole chat, I bought so many pins
Hate how theres a fighting games section and it's all just smash
January 10, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Hate how theres a fighting games section and it's all just smash
With the splatoon event, hanging out with Malibu rising, and act 1 of the protomen, today was so much fun. And I still have 2 more days
January 10, 2026 at 5:52 AM
With the splatoon event, hanging out with Malibu rising, and act 1 of the protomen, today was so much fun. And I still have 2 more days
Night 2, Act 1
January 10, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Night 2, Act 1
Thank god I plan on leaving at 1 am
January 9, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Thank god I plan on leaving at 1 am