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sHelman “Muad’Dib” Betterman
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North Northamptonshire/South Lanarkshire Minesweeper Master: 2021/2022/2023/2024
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all far right posters be like “civil war postponed, will reconvene if a new possible reichstag moment presents itself”
September 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Yo, @whitebluesea.bsky.social how are you hanging?
June 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Invincible
March 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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we need a bulterian jihad immediately
January 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Getting so many posts about skeleton crew on my timeline, despite never engaging with any Star Wars posts on here. The whole game is rigged, and I’m never watching your shite show
January 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Interesting things happening on Bluesky today
My own opinion is that it's good to signal (through words and/or actions) the virtues that you value; that's one of the most important parts of maintaining a healthy community.
January 10, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice is gonna be my lunchtime movie today 😁
January 4, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Bet this didn’t happen, lying piece of shit
Me: Alexa, how much is left on my timer?
Alexa: You all have one year, 76 days, 11 hours, 14 minutes left on your timer.
Me: What? On my pasta timer?
Alexa: Oh. Sorry. You have one minute left on your pasta timer.
Me:
Alexa:
Me: What was that other timer?
Alexa:
Alexa: Would you like to hear a joke?
January 4, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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"If you are a soldier, do not fight for my freedom. Fight for the freedom of the soldier fighting next to you. This will make the war more inspiring for you both."
December 31, 2024 at 7:40 PM
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Recently a friend gave me the most incredible gift I have ever received. Would you like to see it? OF COURSE.

Here is the tube map... IN CROSS STITCH.

It takes my breath away that anyone could create this, let alone create it for me. She's astonishing.
December 29, 2024 at 8:10 PM
For the next two hours, YOUR ASS IS MINE!
December 29, 2024 at 11:01 AM
Watch Better Man, out in cinemas worldwide on December 26th
December 28, 2024 at 8:35 AM
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im a chicago 7, but a bluesky 8
December 27, 2024 at 5:42 PM
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I used to really enjoy being a translator, and I was pretty damn good at it, too. My hatred of "AI" (it is no such thing in the majority of cases) is VAST
I had this talk with a friend the other day. He said that AI has come for creative work first, because it’s subjective.

And nobody cares that much, because there is a lot of distaste for the arts and entertainment world in this society at this time. But it CAN and WILL come for other jobs.
I'm staggered that people cannot see how this is ruining lives. Speaks to a deep envy (and even hatred?) of the people that create art for others pleasure. What will they look at or listen to when we're all out of work? Who'll give them something NEW or ORIGINAL to enjoy, 'the same, but different'?
December 22, 2024 at 11:23 PM
It's the geezer, put cans in the freezer, Anne Robinson, huh, Anne Robinson, have a breezer. Get a couple cans, get them in the freezer, Shirley and Lisa, gonna' have a pizza, do you know Rita?, you don't know Rita, we're gonna' have a pizza.
December 18, 2024 at 12:02 AM
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BEER TIP: adding a few drops of hot sauce is a game changer
December 6, 2024 at 10:05 PM
This wasn’t true btw, it was a test and you all failed. Miserably, might I add
Expect a lot more BlueSky posts from ya boy, expecting to go platinum in the next two weeks. Non stop corkers in bound!!!
December 6, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Expect a lot more BlueSky posts from ya boy, expecting to go platinum in the next two weeks. Non stop corkers in bound!!!
November 28, 2024 at 1:25 PM
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One reason there should be a revival of physical media is because it used to be possible to give people movies as gifts. You used to be able to hand someone Matango: Attack of the Mushroom People on DVD and then they'd watch it. You can't do that anymore and it sucks.
August 1, 2024 at 4:12 PM
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A fake letter that announced Jimmy Carter's death (and was shared by Sen. Mike Lee) should serve as a reminder to read before you share! h/t: @yasharali.bsky.social
July 23, 2024 at 3:52 PM
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Thinking back to the heady days of 2019 when people were like "JOKER will change cinema" and "Society is not prepared for JOKER," and the movie had nothing to say about anything.
July 23, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Slow news day apparently
February 14, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Might have to quit blue sky after this one ngl
Trying to make jokes on blue sky is like putting economic policy before fiscal responsibility (putting the cart before the horse)
January 31, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Trying to make jokes on blue sky is like putting economic policy before fiscal responsibility (putting the cart before the horse)
January 31, 2024 at 1:49 PM