Tucker Cawley
@tuckercawley.bsky.social
TV writer?
TV writer!
He/Him
TV writer!
He/Him
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Tucker Cawley
@tuckercawley.bsky.social
· Dec 10
Before you write a script, ALWAYS OUTLINE. Before you outline, ALWAYS DO A LONGLINE. Before a logline, ALWAYS WATCH SOME OFFICE BLOOPERS. Before bloopers, ALWAYS GO ON FACEBOOK TO SEE IF THAT DICK WHO MADE YOU CRY ON THE BUS IN 7TH GRADE IS STILL OUT OF WORK.
Writing is a process. Respect it.
Writing is a process. Respect it.
Happy birthday @michaelstipe.bsky.social! You’ll always be a shaggy 20-something to me.
January 5, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Happy birthday @michaelstipe.bsky.social! You’ll always be a shaggy 20-something to me.
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“I am a dog that can speak English.”
January 4, 2026 at 6:37 PM
“I am a dog that can speak English.”
“I am a dog that can speak English.”
January 4, 2026 at 6:37 PM
“I am a dog that can speak English.”
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“Nobody can stop us,” a thing famously said by people about to do good things
Watch this. Watch again.
"This incredible thing last night... We have to do it again [in other countries]. We can do it again, too. Nobody can stop us."
"This incredible thing last night... We have to do it again [in other countries]. We can do it again, too. Nobody can stop us."
January 4, 2026 at 3:01 PM
“Nobody can stop us,” a thing famously said by people about to do good things
"Those who can remember the past are condemned to live with those who repeatedly can't."
January 3, 2026 at 8:37 PM
"Those who can remember the past are condemned to live with those who repeatedly can't."
It’s my hometown paper so I held out longer than I should have, but their editorial board cheering Trump’s lawless Venezuela bullshit was the final straw. Fuck the @washingtonpost.com
January 3, 2026 at 6:42 PM
It’s my hometown paper so I held out longer than I should have, but their editorial board cheering Trump’s lawless Venezuela bullshit was the final straw. Fuck the @washingtonpost.com
Schumer and Jeffries finished their strongly worded letter an hour ago but the stupid printer won’t print
January 3, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Schumer and Jeffries finished their strongly worded letter an hour ago but the stupid printer won’t print
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Operation Hey, Look Over Here!
BREAKING: Hearing reports of explosions in Caracas, Venezuela. Source with family on the ground says people advising each other to shelter in place.
January 3, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Operation Hey, Look Over Here!
Congress must be rolling over in its grave.
January 3, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Congress must be rolling over in its grave.
Operation Hey, Look Over Here!
BREAKING: Hearing reports of explosions in Caracas, Venezuela. Source with family on the ground says people advising each other to shelter in place.
January 3, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Operation Hey, Look Over Here!
Toaster oven burned bagel bites but feels terrible about it. @reuters.com
Grok says safeguard lapses led to images of 'minors in minimal clothing' on X reut.rs/498SoUk
Grok says safeguard lapses led to images of 'minors in minimal clothing' on X
Elon Musk's xAI artificial intelligence chatbot Grok said on Friday lapses in safeguards had resulted in "images depicting minors in minimal clothing" on social media platform X and that improvements were being made to prevent this.
reut.rs
January 3, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Toaster oven burned bagel bites but feels terrible about it. @reuters.com
Entering 2026 like
January 2, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Entering 2026 like
He is a crepe paper sack stuffed with baked beans.
As signs of aging emerge, President Trump is responding with defiance. He tells WSJ he has eschewed some advice from his doctors and relies on his "good genetics." 🔗 on.wsj.com/3LqRAlZ
January 1, 2026 at 4:22 PM
He is a crepe paper sack stuffed with baked beans.
My dogs are psyched LA’s pyromaniacs are braving the rain to set off their fireworks!
January 1, 2026 at 8:07 AM
My dogs are psyched LA’s pyromaniacs are braving the rain to set off their fireworks!
Wringing out a wet dog and ringing in a new year
January 1, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Wringing out a wet dog and ringing in a new year
The only thing I have to look forward to in 2026 is Andor Season 3
January 1, 2026 at 2:59 AM
The only thing I have to look forward to in 2026 is Andor Season 3
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My New Year’s resolution is to give up
December 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
My New Year’s resolution is to give up
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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
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Wanna see real-life miracles? Fund scientific research.
A team of US scientists just cured Alzheimer’s in mice — and there is now hope that the disease can be reversed in humans.
futurism.com/health-medic...
A team of US scientists just cured Alzheimer’s in mice — and there is now hope that the disease can be reversed in humans.
futurism.com/health-medic...
Alzheimer's Fully Reversed in Mice, Scientists Say
A new compound has been shown to reverse late stage Alzheimer's disease in lab mice, which gives millions of sufferers new cause for hope.
futurism.com
December 31, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Wanna see real-life miracles? Fund scientific research.
A team of US scientists just cured Alzheimer’s in mice — and there is now hope that the disease can be reversed in humans.
futurism.com/health-medic...
A team of US scientists just cured Alzheimer’s in mice — and there is now hope that the disease can be reversed in humans.
futurism.com/health-medic...
Every time he showed up on screen you were like “Well, this scene will be fun.”
December 31, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Every time he showed up on screen you were like “Well, this scene will be fun.”
Man on the Inside, Season 2, is, like Season 1, a breezy delight. Ted Danson is an international treasure.
December 31, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Man on the Inside, Season 2, is, like Season 1, a breezy delight. Ted Danson is an international treasure.
You have to hand it* to Marjorie Taylor Green…
*an open bag of dog shit
*an open bag of dog shit
“Our side has been trained by Donald Trump to never apologize and to never admit when you’re wrong.” Read the inside story of how Marjorie Taylor Greene went from zealous Trump cheerleader to his loudest Republican critic: nyti.ms/3Lbzi88
December 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
You have to hand it* to Marjorie Taylor Green…
*an open bag of dog shit
*an open bag of dog shit
The Fuhrer was a painter before he took office, but he has continued it as a hobby in the Reich Chancellory.
President Trump was a builder before he took office, but he has continued it as a hobby in the White House. n.pr/4b7NPwa
A 'very aesthetic person,' President Trump says being a builder is his second job
President Trump was a builder before he took office, but he has continued it as a hobby in the White House.
n.pr
December 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The Fuhrer was a painter before he took office, but he has continued it as a hobby in the Reich Chancellory.
Just think how gaudy his coffin is gonna be
December 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Just think how gaudy his coffin is gonna be