Tucker Cawley
@tuckercawley.bsky.social
TV writer?
TV writer!
He/Him
TV writer!
He/Him
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Tucker Cawley
@tuckercawley.bsky.social
· Dec 10
Before you write a script, ALWAYS OUTLINE. Before you outline, ALWAYS DO A LONGLINE. Before a logline, ALWAYS WATCH SOME OFFICE BLOOPERS. Before bloopers, ALWAYS GO ON FACEBOOK TO SEE IF THAT DICK WHO MADE YOU CRY ON THE BUS IN 7TH GRADE IS STILL OUT OF WORK.
Writing is a process. Respect it.
Writing is a process. Respect it.
“We’re making houses that are bigger on the inside than the outside. We’re opening portals to shadow dimensions.”
Trump: "We're slashing drugs prices by 600 percent. Nobody has ever seen anything like it."
February 20, 2026 at 3:53 AM
“We’re making houses that are bigger on the inside than the outside. We’re opening portals to shadow dimensions.”
So princes but not presidents.
February 19, 2026 at 2:45 PM
So princes but not presidents.
I'm writing a pilot and, as is my wont, reading old pilots for inspiration (and procrastination). And re-reading the Cheers pilot I'm reminded there was originally a character named Mrs Littlefield, an elderly blue blood regular at the bar, who never made it to air.
I find this so reassuring! 🧵
I find this so reassuring! 🧵
February 16, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I'm writing a pilot and, as is my wont, reading old pilots for inspiration (and procrastination). And re-reading the Cheers pilot I'm reminded there was originally a character named Mrs Littlefield, an elderly blue blood regular at the bar, who never made it to air.
I find this so reassuring! 🧵
I find this so reassuring! 🧵
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A little dude in a diaper just shot my wife with an arrow and now she’s making out with our neighbor
February 14, 2026 at 4:23 PM
A little dude in a diaper just shot my wife with an arrow and now she’s making out with our neighbor
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Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
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Mr. Peanut Wants to Build a Kangaroo Abattoir on the High Seas
February 12, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Mr. Peanut Wants to Build a Kangaroo Abattoir on the High Seas
Mr. Peanut Wants to Build a Kangaroo Abattoir on the High Seas
February 12, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Mr. Peanut Wants to Build a Kangaroo Abattoir on the High Seas
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The little circles over each lower case i are breaking my heart.
February 9, 2026 at 10:10 PM
The little circles over each lower case i are breaking my heart.
The first half doesn’t deserve this half time show
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
The first half doesn’t deserve this half time show
If I could somehow harness the anger I felt watching that Dunkin sitcom AI abomination I’d be able to power my car.
February 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
If I could somehow harness the anger I felt watching that Dunkin sitcom AI abomination I’d be able to power my car.
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Just saw Send Help in a wonderfully crowded theater! Screams, laughs, gasps - everything you want from a Sam Raimi pic! Loved it! Hats off @shannonandswift.bsky.social
February 8, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Just saw Send Help in a wonderfully crowded theater! Screams, laughs, gasps - everything you want from a Sam Raimi pic! Loved it! Hats off @shannonandswift.bsky.social
Watching an Olympic figure skater's program while wiping Cool Ranch dust from my shirt: "Yeah, no, technically it's all there, but the choreography's uninspired."
February 7, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Watching an Olympic figure skater's program while wiping Cool Ranch dust from my shirt: "Yeah, no, technically it's all there, but the choreography's uninspired."
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In Minneapolis, people are literally singing resistance before marching to the hotels where ICE agents are staying—inviting them to defect and join us in solidarity. It’s an action rooted in compassion, courage, and collective humanity. Transforming fear into shared power.
February 4, 2026 at 3:23 AM
In Minneapolis, people are literally singing resistance before marching to the hotels where ICE agents are staying—inviting them to defect and join us in solidarity. It’s an action rooted in compassion, courage, and collective humanity. Transforming fear into shared power.
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Hey everyone!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Hey everyone!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
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I want every show and every movie, every book and play - all entertainment - to be about these two.
February 2, 2026 at 7:26 AM
I want every show and every movie, every book and play - all entertainment - to be about these two.
I want every show and every movie, every book and play - all entertainment - to be about these two.
February 2, 2026 at 7:26 AM
I want every show and every movie, every book and play - all entertainment - to be about these two.
Finally watching The Chair Company and I love it but I have to take like three breaks an episode because it makes me SO ANXIOUS
February 1, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Finally watching The Chair Company and I love it but I have to take like three breaks an episode because it makes me SO ANXIOUS
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MAJOR UPSET ALERT: Democrat Taylor Rehmet has just been projected the winner of the Texas SD9 special election — flipping a district that went Trump +17 and hasn’t elected a Democrat since 1991.
Trump personally endorsed Leigh Wambsganss and spent days hyping this race… and still lost.
Trump personally endorsed Leigh Wambsganss and spent days hyping this race… and still lost.
February 1, 2026 at 4:26 AM
MAJOR UPSET ALERT: Democrat Taylor Rehmet has just been projected the winner of the Texas SD9 special election — flipping a district that went Trump +17 and hasn’t elected a Democrat since 1991.
Trump personally endorsed Leigh Wambsganss and spent days hyping this race… and still lost.
Trump personally endorsed Leigh Wambsganss and spent days hyping this race… and still lost.
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I guess it’s 100 Problems
January 31, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I guess it’s 100 Problems
I bet all the well-connected pedophiles from the last 25 years who aren’t discussed in the Epstein files feel like such losers
January 31, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I bet all the well-connected pedophiles from the last 25 years who aren’t discussed in the Epstein files feel like such losers
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Today WGAW members joined the National Day of Action rally to stand with their union siblings across the country in condemning violence and the attempts to restrict our First Amendment right to protest. #1u #WGAStrong
January 31, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Today WGAW members joined the National Day of Action rally to stand with their union siblings across the country in condemning violence and the attempts to restrict our First Amendment right to protest. #1u #WGAStrong
I guess it’s 100 Problems
January 31, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I guess it’s 100 Problems
