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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
November 2, 2025 at 5:32 AM
in a just world, Treinan would not win another world series ring, Alejandro Kirk would heralded as a hero, and the power of friendship would triumph over evil. but alas, our world is unjust as fuck, just read a dang newspaper
November 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
the crowd at the bar cheering for o canada feels a lot like clapping when the plane lands
November 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
"Blue Owl Capital raised money for a massive Meta data center in Louisiana by, in essence, issuing bonds backed by Meta’s rent. And multiple data-center leases can be combined into a security and sorted into what are called “tranches” based on their risk of default."
October 31, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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goddammit i have to work late in the lab tonight
October 31, 2025 at 1:33 PM
i feel like one of the few saving graces of AI bullshit is that all of these companies who think they can replace their workforce with agents are just going to natural selection themselves into bankruptcy once nothing works
October 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
October 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
finally got some shut-eye, but man, what a game. it is an absolute feat that the jays held the "bad for baseball" dodgers lineup scoreless for over an entire game's worth of innings where a single run would've ended it. defensive masterclass.
October 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
October 28, 2025 at 6:17 AM
whenever shohei isn't up at bat, people should be asking, "where's shohei?"
if i send you this it means get your affairs in order
October 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
took a chance and unsurprised youtube nuked it but my throwback dance playlist has been completed. feeling like i'm getting better with each one of these i make. by age 40 i will be the world's greatest wedding dj.
October 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
June 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
we've had a few...
October 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I want to thank every analyst that said the jays wouldn't even make it past the ALDS. every additional doubter makes each victory that much sweeter. you thought this was a bird course so you didn't study. but now it's too late.
October 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
not anything new to say amazon is a shit company, but jacking up a product's price by $20 if you have prime to offset the free shipping is such horseshit, man
October 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
folks, your 2025 AL champions, the toronto blue jays
October 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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society would be massively improved if ring doorbells were banned completely actually
the AWS outage is affecting Ring doorbells. Sky News says “some users can’t see outside their house, definitely scary”

just look outside your window 😅
October 20, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Jays really need to pull out the stops to get the vibes high tomorrow. They need an absolute legend to throw out the first pitch to get the crowd going, and there's only one suitable choice: Munenori Kawasaki
October 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Finally figured this one out too
October 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
max scherzer
October 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Bieber is dealing and the Jays offence has finally woken up, all is right with the world
October 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Mom: it's so nice to be able to speak to you again, technology really has come a long way
My brain: tell her i am trapped in my own body and my only voice options are sponsored posts
Neuralink: thank you, mother. your love is almost as sweet as an ice cold glass of pepsi.
I am straight-up going to have nightmares about this
October 15, 2025 at 12:59 PM
October 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM