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lex shatterball
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comment on an episode of x-play from 2005
November 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
just saw that metroid prime 4 footage
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
as always, the bbwaa has NO CLUE what they're doing
November 14, 2025 at 7:57 AM
finally started dispatch (love u fitgirl <3), cannot get over the fact they named their ragtag lovable loser squad The Phoenix Program
November 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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19 year old mutual: Have you perhaps considered that shipping the princess with the knight has a problematic power imbalance, hmmmmm?

30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
4k computer monitors are bourgeois decadence. that's tv resolution. 1440p is for the modest and true of heart
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
i already decided a while ago that i'd be jumping ship from windows to linux the next time i upgrade my pc - might as well at least consider the Steam Cube
November 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
do pilots in smaller private planes have aux cords. can they listen to cameron winter as they wistfully fly westward into an autumn sunset
November 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
PREDATOR BADLANDS: a movie about how cool it is to have a girlfriend and a dog
November 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
what if you were walking down the street and a beautiful woman told you to do the bartman
November 11, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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The new pride flag colours:

Purple
Purple
Purple
Red
Orange
Low res jpg of a pirate ship
Blue
November 9, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
and now our global socialist caliphate begins
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
birthday today
November 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
just found out that this is the plot of THE MUSIC MAN
ask not what your sexy librarian can do for you, ask what you can do for your sexy librarian
November 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
to quote the great Curse on backloggd: "the rejection of trespasser is the rejection of the impossible dream of the future; the dismissal of a project that promised the moon and the stars and wouldn't come back empty-handed. things could have been different.. but i doubt you can even imagine it"
'Trespasser' released on this day in 1998.

Massively innovative and deeply flawed in equal measure. Barely able to run on computers of its era, due to a myriad of technical issues and high system requirements. Might be the most novel / compelling licensed tie-in of all time?
October 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
SATURDAY NIGHT: a bad movie, but at least rachel sennott
October 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
i'm sorry but HEAT is one of like, five movies total where i genuinely cannot imagine any kind of coherent critique against it
October 26, 2025 at 4:39 AM
October 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
bleeds out on snowy steps like in blade runner but the polish miles davis statue is looming over me the whole time
October 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Get 'em Shalla
October 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
there are many reasons to be upset at the passing of darwyn cooke, but one of the biggest ones is that he never got to do three hundred more parker comics
October 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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shohei's 10 strikeouts and moonshot home run distances were really just for style points. short of pitching a complete game he completely maxed out all channels through which he could deliver objective value, so he poured his leftover brilliance into knocking out side quests. it seems impossible
Welcome to Dorktown
Mayor, Shohei Ohtani
October 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
he's probably the greatest baseball player to ever live btw
Shohei Ohtani is the first pitcher in postseason history with a multi-homer game!!!!!
October 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
first good decision xbox has made in about 15 years was hiring cameron winter to do a springsteen cover for an ad selling their $1000 piece of shit handheld that has office pre-installed on it
October 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM