i think i got what i wanted out of writing this. i was on the fence about the rating (i still kind of am), but three-fourths - maybe even seven-eighths - of it work to the degree that i'm ok with keeping it at three for the time being

every 5-10 years metroid fans must endure a humiliation ritual

finished the game - i'll write my review tomorrow, but just know that the action finale of this game collapses so disastrously you'd think it played for the 2016 atlanta falcons

if we start kidnapping civilians i'm out

i've used the elgato wave 3 for four years at this point, i've never had a single problem with it

i played this game after taking a gummy once and i got so scared i thought the dinosaurs were real

do not take these people seriously