oh deer
@sharkenthusiast.bsky.social
They/he/she
local boydyke girltwink
I just really like sharks (and sometimes I make stuff)
local boydyke girltwink
I just really like sharks (and sometimes I make stuff)
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Have to actually drive to work tomorrow
February 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Have to actually drive to work tomorrow
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i download every single chinese app i can and keep them updated so their government can properly steal my data to plan the United States downfall with ease
February 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
i download every single chinese app i can and keep them updated so their government can properly steal my data to plan the United States downfall with ease
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I sleep with a knife under my pillow in case someone with assorted meats and cheeses breaks in and needs to make a charcuterie board
February 17, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I sleep with a knife under my pillow in case someone with assorted meats and cheeses breaks in and needs to make a charcuterie board
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Lookin at tha wether. Thinkin bowt tha wether.
February 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Lookin at tha wether. Thinkin bowt tha wether.
world is healing I have shop hours scheduled
February 11, 2025 at 4:42 AM
world is healing I have shop hours scheduled
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE (Washington, DC):
In response to the news of tagged 1,600 pound great white shark “Contender” visiting Florida, shark scientist Dr. David Shiffman has issued the following statement.
“In my professional opinion, that is a big shark.”
He is available for interviews.
In response to the news of tagged 1,600 pound great white shark “Contender” visiting Florida, shark scientist Dr. David Shiffman has issued the following statement.
“In my professional opinion, that is a big shark.”
He is available for interviews.
February 9, 2025 at 1:24 PM
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE (Washington, DC):
In response to the news of tagged 1,600 pound great white shark “Contender” visiting Florida, shark scientist Dr. David Shiffman has issued the following statement.
“In my professional opinion, that is a big shark.”
He is available for interviews.
In response to the news of tagged 1,600 pound great white shark “Contender” visiting Florida, shark scientist Dr. David Shiffman has issued the following statement.
“In my professional opinion, that is a big shark.”
He is available for interviews.
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doing an akira slide into the room on a horse, breaking all of its legs
February 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
doing an akira slide into the room on a horse, breaking all of its legs
I'm too cute to work I think they should pay me to look pretty and think about physics sometimes
February 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I'm too cute to work I think they should pay me to look pretty and think about physics sometimes
something they don't tell you about loft bed is how fun it is to make blanket fort with it
February 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
something they don't tell you about loft bed is how fun it is to make blanket fort with it
omg diva down
BREAKING: 82 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just fell down the stairs while departing the Senate
February 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
omg diva down
if I had a nickel for every time I overexplained cookie clicker and its late game mechanics at 1am to people who physically could not get away from me. I'd have 2 nickels. which isn't a lot but it really shouldn't have happened twice
February 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
if I had a nickel for every time I overexplained cookie clicker and its late game mechanics at 1am to people who physically could not get away from me. I'd have 2 nickels. which isn't a lot but it really shouldn't have happened twice
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apple.
apple.
apple.
give apple
apple.
apple.
give apple
February 3, 2025 at 12:55 PM
apple.
apple.
apple.
give apple
apple.
apple.
give apple
can i pull a cato the elder and make my own carthago delenda est. like what can I put at the end of everything I throw out there that has that kind of insane energy
February 4, 2025 at 5:41 AM
can i pull a cato the elder and make my own carthago delenda est. like what can I put at the end of everything I throw out there that has that kind of insane energy
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french pinup artists were on a different level
February 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
french pinup artists were on a different level
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Population genetics of the scalloped hammerhead shark (Sphyrna lewini) in the Gulf of Mexico: evaluating fine scale female philopatry and its importance for management and conservation | Hydrobiologia
Population genetics of the scalloped hammerhead shark (Sphyrna lewini) in the Gulf of Mexico: evaluating fine scale female philopatry and its importance for management and conservation - Hydrobiologia
The Scalloped Hammerhead, Sphyrna lewini, is a large coastal pelagic shark species that inhabits tropical and subtropical waters around the world. It is listed as Critically Endangered by the…
buff.ly
February 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Population genetics of the scalloped hammerhead shark (Sphyrna lewini) in the Gulf of Mexico: evaluating fine scale female philopatry and its importance for management and conservation | Hydrobiologia
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most sharks never stop swimming because they are haunted by past mistakes and if they pause for even a moment grief will overwhelm them
January 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
most sharks never stop swimming because they are haunted by past mistakes and if they pause for even a moment grief will overwhelm them
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this rocks
January 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
this rocks
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Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:
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Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral
The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.
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January 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:
www.404media.co/declassified...
www.404media.co/declassified...
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Trans kids are not a bargaining chip. Being trans isn’t a culture war. Not giving an inch in my support for trans and nonbinary people of all ages to live freely and openly, and neither should you. Gender is what we make of it, and that’s what they’re afraid of.
January 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Trans kids are not a bargaining chip. Being trans isn’t a culture war. Not giving an inch in my support for trans and nonbinary people of all ages to live freely and openly, and neither should you. Gender is what we make of it, and that’s what they’re afraid of.
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I have the same advice today that I’ve had for years: never talk to a journalist about DIY HRT
January 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I have the same advice today that I’ve had for years: never talk to a journalist about DIY HRT
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mutuals I would feed cigarettes to like horses with carrots
January 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
mutuals I would feed cigarettes to like horses with carrots