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I bleed blue 💙
-be unexpectedly kind-it’s different than being nice!
-check it out sometime! 🙂
-racists & republicans (oh wait they’re the same) aren’t my kind of peeps! 🤬
I’m mostly here for the fur baby posts❣️
And periodically I cuss like a sailor!
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For those of you unaware of the American novelty of deep-frying turkeys at Thanksgiving, I offer you this cultural education film about how to turn your holiday into a blazing inferno in one step.

See? Americans... just as weird as you thought. I highly recommend reading the entertaining comments.
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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I feel this is true. I know for my first 10 to 15 years of teaching, I spent upwards of $1,500/year just to make sure my classroom had supplies, had interesting education materials, and looked good.

Once I had a backlog, I was able to spend less as I went through the rest of my 30 years.
I feel like "grift" is the one term that summarises most of what has happened the last 10, 15 years in the 'Western' world. It's all just suits running around contributing nothing, just assuming the underpaid nurses and supermarket staffers and teachers prop up the system by burning themselves out
"The Grift Bubble: A Political Theory of American Collapse"
"Those who work against the grifters... may be acting from love, or from law, because they know that these things are real. And so they should also know, in acting thus, that they are the patriots."
snyder.substack.com/p/the-grift-...
November 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Whatever is in those files ?

Happened to HUMANS

because we can not get our shit together about folks boundaries being respected

The refusal to handle misogyny to acknowledge we chose to ignore it

KILLS AND TRAUMATIZES folks every damn day and may dismantle this country

And it’s not funny
November 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Tater can Haz Cheeze Burger
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Nixon in the midst of Watergate: "We have reached a point at which a continued, backward-looking obsession with Watergate is causing this Nation to neglect matters of far greater importance to all of the American people.”
Trump: "What I just don't want Epstein to do is detract from the great success of the Republican Party ... don't talk about it too much, because honestly I don't want it taking away from us. It's really a Democrat problem. The whole thing is a hoax."
November 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Great news. This is what an ICE agent looks like in a mugshot. Meet Gerardo Rodriguez, 45, of Temecula, courtesy of the Riverside County Sheriff’s Office. Arrested for "illegally detaining a minor at gunpoint while off duty last week." 🧵
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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🚨BREAKING: The Republican National Committee has filed yet another lawsuit against New Jersey over access to its voter records — an escalation that could further undermine public trust in elections and open the door to intrusive scrutiny of individual voters. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
RNC Escalates Legal Fight Over New Jersey’s Voter Records
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Nutsy has opinions on the game
November 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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After a VERY long weekend, I finally got a pain management setup that has Nutsy back to his happy, chirpy self.

Y’all, he hadn’t purred since Thursday. It was alarming
November 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Grumps and Regs. Loving life
November 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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So it’s official. Grumpy Face Blacky Whitey aka Grumps LOVES Bakey. She was giving him kisses and head butts. His power knows no bounds. He’s the baked potato!
November 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Finish this lyric and you’ll sing it all day. And feel great.

“I’m not the kind of man….
who tends to socialize.

I seem to lean on old familiar ways.

And I ain’t no fool for love songs that whisper in my ear

…”
November 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Ugh. Colleague found me in her yearbook (I never had one). 1989 me was certainly something. I remember a few of us who were on soccer and tennis did the hand-to-the chin thingy as a goof on the dumb pose they had us do for the senior photos. Good lord I was doofus then and now…
November 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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You know, everyone, the only power our disgraced and disgraceful president really wants is the voluntary obedience of cowards & grifters. If people don’t do his illegal & insane demands, he falls apart.

Courage. Use it.
November 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Had to get out for a trail run with temps in the 60s and rain (and rainbows!) even though my legs are dead from yesterday. I love living near these trails. Ancestral lands of the Tohono O’odham and Pasqua Yaqui. #whyILoveWhereILive
November 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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This gets more disgusting every single day!
Florida grandfather was born inGerman refugee camp after World War II. His family legally emigrated to USA in 1952. He was 5.

7 decades later ICE sent him to Alligator Alcatraz on a decades-old deportation order which authorities had chosen not to enforce.

www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...
Sanford grandfather, born in refugee camp, nabbed by ICE after 70 years in U.S.
Paul Bojerski never gained official residency, but he checked in regularly with ICE for years. Then in July, at age 79, he was detained and sent to Alligator Alcatraz.
www.orlandosentinel.com
November 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Saturday racers let’s gooooooooo
November 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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There's something not right about listening to Christmas carols in the car when it's 82° F and you're annoyed because you're sweating.
a man in a striped shirt and tie is laying down
ALT: a man in a striped shirt and tie is laying down
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Raining in the desert and the creosote is divine.
November 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Wok-ey is so smooth
November 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Not sure if wok-seared tofu with homemade black bean sauce is gonna be on the ConLaw final so I made it cuz I want to be prepared. Check out how Wok-ey is the ultimate nonstick & self-cleaning bestie. This one of my few restaurant-quality dishes.
November 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Despite the disgraceful and disgraced president’s rants, this isn’t gonna go away.
November 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Great choice for an intro to the denizens of Skinnerville Patrick …

Who could not possibly love Bakey? …

No surprise with the chillness of Grumps …

But oh so glad Regs has not completely “gonged-out” …

A wonderful start! …

A great Sunday afternoon to all of Skinnerville …

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November 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM