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Shallow
@shallowva.bsky.social
💾 Cathode Ray Dude 💾

He/They 🦩

I’m gonna sing the Doom Song now!

https://www.youtube.com/@ShallowVA
The average industry professional makes $0. Spiders Georg, who is an executive and makes over $10,000 each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.
November 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Essential video for watching Berserk 1997
put your grasses on
YouTube video by Quid The Supernatural Bean
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Every design decision in this game feels like they were unhappy with how much people liked Dread.
Watching the gameplay footage is so funny I wasn't prepared for this passage to be understating it
youtu.be/192PgwSmU6A?...
November 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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This unusual little Japanese instrument is such a vibe ✨

Designed in 1980s Ikebukuro, originally intended to teach koto scales and soundtrack poetry readings
November 14, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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Rip and tear until it is done? No, shred and grind until it is fun, dude 🙂🤙
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
How do I become one of those people that fail upwards? Kinda getting bored of failing normally.
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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People on the Twin Peaks shitposting group have been putting Twin Peaks quotes over screenshots of Sailor Moon and this is by far my favorite one
March 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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I know what my custom faceplate will be for the new Steam Cube already
November 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Every year I get more smug about my decision to stop buying new games. Still no regrets.
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The PlayStation discs were black because they are licorice flavored. It's true!
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Sick with flu so let's just check out some demos

youtu.be/56SOzw4ikAE
Frag Me Gently With A Chainsaw - Don't Stop, Girlypop! Demo
YouTube video by ShallowVA
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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INVEST IN SNAKECOIN WE'RE ALL GONNA BE MILLIONAIRES
November 10, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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that shark's like 'hey stop all the downloadin'
November 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Blender tutorials: First, delete the cube.
Unity tutorials: First, create the bean.
November 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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I do wonder what kind of dynamic the players have with daisy
#doom #doommodding #doomguy #doomclassic
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Hehe hehe
November 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Peter gets fired because these days Jameson just yells "generate me pictures of Spider-Man being a menace" at Oscorp's new AI assistant. Reports of Spider-Man sightings sharply increase, but Peter hasn't actually done anything in months because he can't afford web fluid.
November 9, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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RIP Baudrillard you would have loved this shit
New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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like this
November 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
They fixed the Plasma Gun volume
November 8, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Born too late to have seen Daft Punk live, born too early to have seen Daft Punk in Fortnite.
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM