Well Cleaned Yogurt Lid
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A single line poem
December 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
A single line poem
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It's fun to imagine your cat saying tech evangelist stuff but it's all about cat butt.
"By harnessing the power of cat butt, we hope to achieve record profits next quarter"
"Cat butt isn't going anywhere"
"We are a cat butt forward organization"
Etc
"By harnessing the power of cat butt, we hope to achieve record profits next quarter"
"Cat butt isn't going anywhere"
"We are a cat butt forward organization"
Etc
December 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
It's fun to imagine your cat saying tech evangelist stuff but it's all about cat butt.
"By harnessing the power of cat butt, we hope to achieve record profits next quarter"
"Cat butt isn't going anywhere"
"We are a cat butt forward organization"
Etc
"By harnessing the power of cat butt, we hope to achieve record profits next quarter"
"Cat butt isn't going anywhere"
"We are a cat butt forward organization"
Etc
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Morning
Kiss
Forever
Mood
💘✨️💞
Kiss
Forever
Mood
💘✨️💞
December 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Morning
Kiss
Forever
Mood
💘✨️💞
Kiss
Forever
Mood
💘✨️💞
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Current
& Sorta Forever
Mood
💖🔥💘
Guys who like the main post
& also the part of the poem that's in the comments are the hottest dudes
❤️🔥✨️
I don't make the rules 🥰
& Sorta Forever
Mood
💖🔥💘
Guys who like the main post
& also the part of the poem that's in the comments are the hottest dudes
❤️🔥✨️
I don't make the rules 🥰
April 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Current
& Sorta Forever
Mood
💖🔥💘
Guys who like the main post
& also the part of the poem that's in the comments are the hottest dudes
❤️🔥✨️
I don't make the rules 🥰
& Sorta Forever
Mood
💖🔥💘
Guys who like the main post
& also the part of the poem that's in the comments are the hottest dudes
❤️🔥✨️
I don't make the rules 🥰
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less of a reply guy, more like a high hi
December 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
less of a reply guy, more like a high hi
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I like making him so hard at the dinner table that he can’t get up
December 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I like making him so hard at the dinner table that he can’t get up
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I'll be the tree and you can lay under me
December 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I'll be the tree and you can lay under me
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I hate holidays because people expect that you magically want to be around a room filled with people even though you stay away from social events the rest of the year.
December 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I hate holidays because people expect that you magically want to be around a room filled with people even though you stay away from social events the rest of the year.
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You can rattle off any stat you want but it don't mean a thing if you don't understand the material reality it represents
December 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
You can rattle off any stat you want but it don't mean a thing if you don't understand the material reality it represents
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It's becoming clear that to me that people who can, do, and the people who can't, get political science degrees
December 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
It's becoming clear that to me that people who can, do, and the people who can't, get political science degrees
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I’d climb him like a tree and chill on that branch
December 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I’d climb him like a tree and chill on that branch
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I’ll dress up as Santa and let you sit on my lap
December 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I’ll dress up as Santa and let you sit on my lap
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All I want for Christmas is a mustache ride from Santa.
December 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
All I want for Christmas is a mustache ride from Santa.
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My cat woke me up at 3am with duct tape stuck to his head. Must’ve been one hell of a catnip party.
March 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
My cat woke me up at 3am with duct tape stuck to his head. Must’ve been one hell of a catnip party.
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I now offer alt matchmaking services, fyi
December 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I now offer alt matchmaking services, fyi
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no sins of the flesh for you
December 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
no sins of the flesh for you
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If you can’t handle me at my dumpster fire, you don’t deserve me at my Yule log burning
December 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
If you can’t handle me at my dumpster fire, you don’t deserve me at my Yule log burning
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*gives you a fist bump and a star sticker after sex
December 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
*gives you a fist bump and a star sticker after sex
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All of you are so smart and funny and hot
December 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
All of you are so smart and funny and hot
Silence
Credit: mine
Credit: mine
December 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Silence
Credit: mine
Credit: mine
Silence
Credit: Mine
Credit: Mine
December 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Silence
Credit: Mine
Credit: Mine
