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“There is only one thing I will not concede: that it might be meaningless to strive in a good cause.”
~Václav Havel
Day job: @AssistivLabs.com. Learning to live. Proud Portlander.
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~Václav Havel
Day job: @AssistivLabs.com. Learning to live. Proud Portlander.
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Andrew Hedges 🦔
@segdeha.com
· Jul 9
Snail walks(?) into a dealership and says, “I want a 240Z, but could you replace the Z with an S?” “Uh, sure,” says the dealer. As the snail speeds away in his new ride, the dealer shakes his head and says, “Look at that S car go…”
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There are better candidates. Here are our choices:
A) Fascism for everyone!
B) Fascism, but only for Black people!
C) No fascism for anyone. Fascism is bad.
This shouldn't be hard. This isn't a trick question. Choose "C."
A) Fascism for everyone!
B) Fascism, but only for Black people!
C) No fascism for anyone. Fascism is bad.
This shouldn't be hard. This isn't a trick question. Choose "C."
December 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
There are better candidates. Here are our choices:
A) Fascism for everyone!
B) Fascism, but only for Black people!
C) No fascism for anyone. Fascism is bad.
This shouldn't be hard. This isn't a trick question. Choose "C."
A) Fascism for everyone!
B) Fascism, but only for Black people!
C) No fascism for anyone. Fascism is bad.
This shouldn't be hard. This isn't a trick question. Choose "C."
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“The enduring nature of public spaces is that there’s rarely any backstory. You just get people being people.”
www.portlandmercury.com/mercury-2025...
www.portlandmercury.com/mercury-2025...
A Moment in a Coffee Shop
This time last year I was sitting in a quiet cafe trying to decide if Portland was any different from anywhere else. This was one of those eclectic, slightly hippie-ish coffee shops that used to be mo...
www.portlandmercury.com
December 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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billions of dollars and everlasting fame to whoever figures out how to stop webpages from loading new elements just as you’re about to click on something
December 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
billions of dollars and everlasting fame to whoever figures out how to stop webpages from loading new elements just as you’re about to click on something
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We don’t need AI to “be creative” for us; we need a world in which there is time and space to wonder, joke and play with words. To fuck around with color and texture, to experiment with an intriguing sound, without the need to immediately convert process and artifact into engagement to stay solvent.
December 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
We don’t need AI to “be creative” for us; we need a world in which there is time and space to wonder, joke and play with words. To fuck around with color and texture, to experiment with an intriguing sound, without the need to immediately convert process and artifact into engagement to stay solvent.
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*tapping the sign*
seeing journalists and publications and politicians all posting statements on here without alt text.
seeing journalists and publications and politicians all posting statements on here without alt text.
If you’re sharing large bodies of text as a photo:
In iPhone you can open that photo and copy the text and paste it as your alt (maybe android too, Im sleepy)
Mentioning this because lots of folks are sharing the Bill Clinton statement and just hoping to help.
Back to bed for me, night night
In iPhone you can open that photo and copy the text and paste it as your alt (maybe android too, Im sleepy)
Mentioning this because lots of folks are sharing the Bill Clinton statement and just hoping to help.
Back to bed for me, night night
December 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
*tapping the sign*
seeing journalists and publications and politicians all posting statements on here without alt text.
seeing journalists and publications and politicians all posting statements on here without alt text.
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With friends like these, who needs Republicans?
Cutting property taxes for Oregonians affected by wildfires. Canceling planned freeway tolls. Pausing local new taxes in the Portland area. We have to keep going to make life more affordable for Oregonians.
December 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
With friends like these, who needs Republicans?
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Sounds like what a Nazi would say.
“Like Prime, but with human beings.”
December 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Sounds like what a Nazi would say.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you.
Who's coming to save you?
Who's coming to save you?
December 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you.
Who's coming to save you?
Who's coming to save you?
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“Above all else, do not make Republicans mad” is the guiding principle for all of American life
December 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
“Above all else, do not make Republicans mad” is the guiding principle for all of American life
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@segdeha.com I just wanted to randomly say thanks for your aspect ratio calculator, I've been using it most weeks for years now and it's been so handy andrew.hedges.name/experiments/...
Aspect Ratio Calculator (ARC)
Calculate the missing value for a particular aspect ratio.
andrew.hedges.name
December 24, 2025 at 9:46 AM
@segdeha.com I just wanted to randomly say thanks for your aspect ratio calculator, I've been using it most weeks for years now and it's been so handy andrew.hedges.name/experiments/...
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I've had an execeptionally tough year.
I have no income or health insurance, and could really use your help finding my next paid project. 💜
semanticfish.com/2025-year-in...
Open to front-end, full-stack, design system, & accessibility projects. 10+ years experience.
Many more details in post!
I have no income or health insurance, and could really use your help finding my next paid project. 💜
semanticfish.com/2025-year-in...
Open to front-end, full-stack, design system, & accessibility projects. 10+ years experience.
Many more details in post!
2025: Year in Review | Semantic Fish Creative Group
This post gets personal about my experiences this year with grief, loss, health emergencies, and being disabled & working in accessibility in the US.
semanticfish.com
December 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I've had an execeptionally tough year.
I have no income or health insurance, and could really use your help finding my next paid project. 💜
semanticfish.com/2025-year-in...
Open to front-end, full-stack, design system, & accessibility projects. 10+ years experience.
Many more details in post!
I have no income or health insurance, and could really use your help finding my next paid project. 💜
semanticfish.com/2025-year-in...
Open to front-end, full-stack, design system, & accessibility projects. 10+ years experience.
Many more details in post!
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This is frankly obscene. A form of victim blaming. You cannot ethically put a lying machine into a classroom, tell students who have not LEARNED the actual MATERIAL being discussed to interact with it, and then demand that these students determine what is a lie and what is true.
Shameful.
Shameful.
December 24, 2025 at 4:04 AM
This is frankly obscene. A form of victim blaming. You cannot ethically put a lying machine into a classroom, tell students who have not LEARNED the actual MATERIAL being discussed to interact with it, and then demand that these students determine what is a lie and what is true.
Shameful.
Shameful.
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Maybe they could build a prison for these pedos and call it The Donald J. Trump Pedophile Prison. He loves things that are named after him.
December 23, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Maybe they could build a prison for these pedos and call it The Donald J. Trump Pedophile Prison. He loves things that are named after him.
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This thread is not to minimize the horrors of CECOT.
This thread is to say that I wish more people knew about and cared about how many innocent Black people have had their lives destroyed by the exact same horrors.
This tears Black families apart.
This thread is to say that I wish more people knew about and cared about how many innocent Black people have had their lives destroyed by the exact same horrors.
This tears Black families apart.
December 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
This thread is not to minimize the horrors of CECOT.
This thread is to say that I wish more people knew about and cared about how many innocent Black people have had their lives destroyed by the exact same horrors.
This tears Black families apart.
This thread is to say that I wish more people knew about and cared about how many innocent Black people have had their lives destroyed by the exact same horrors.
This tears Black families apart.
What is wrong with these people?
December 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
What is wrong with these people?
What is wrong with these people?
ICE has posted a video of Santa Claus arresting immigrants. Your government is hijacking a symbol of charity to spread fear and hate. it’s up to all of us to defeat these twisted fascists.
December 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
What is wrong with these people?
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What is wrong with these people?!
December 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
What is wrong with these people?!
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I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
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“‘My most daring idea is to refuse,’ she said to applause.”
Professor Warns That the Wealthy Are Trying to Use AI to Seize Control of Everything
Renowned sociologist Tressie McMillan Cottom says that AI is a tool for the rich to cement control over society.
futurism.com
December 21, 2025 at 1:03 PM
“‘My most daring idea is to refuse,’ she said to applause.”
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Things are Terrible, but this isn't.
Be weird.
Be weird.
December 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Things are Terrible, but this isn't.
Be weird.
Be weird.
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🤡There's never been a time in US history where people expect you to apologize *for being white*. People expect you to apologize*for being pro-racism*.
Worldwide, fewer than half of all white people are pro-racism.♥️
In the US it takes an active disinfo campaign to keep the pro-racism group > 50%.
Worldwide, fewer than half of all white people are pro-racism.♥️
In the US it takes an active disinfo campaign to keep the pro-racism group > 50%.
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
🤡There's never been a time in US history where people expect you to apologize *for being white*. People expect you to apologize*for being pro-racism*.
Worldwide, fewer than half of all white people are pro-racism.♥️
In the US it takes an active disinfo campaign to keep the pro-racism group > 50%.
Worldwide, fewer than half of all white people are pro-racism.♥️
In the US it takes an active disinfo campaign to keep the pro-racism group > 50%.
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To love and be loved by your best friend is truly incredible and I hope everyone feels this kind of safety and happiness 🥹
December 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
To love and be loved by your best friend is truly incredible and I hope everyone feels this kind of safety and happiness 🥹
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The Epstein files aren’t a left versus right issue.
It’s about power, wealth and patriarchy.
Epstein didn’t care about your political views, he cared if you could pay his price.
These men didn’t care about the victims, and patriarchy protects them.
We have to overhaul the entire system.
It’s about power, wealth and patriarchy.
Epstein didn’t care about your political views, he cared if you could pay his price.
These men didn’t care about the victims, and patriarchy protects them.
We have to overhaul the entire system.
December 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
The Epstein files aren’t a left versus right issue.
It’s about power, wealth and patriarchy.
Epstein didn’t care about your political views, he cared if you could pay his price.
These men didn’t care about the victims, and patriarchy protects them.
We have to overhaul the entire system.
It’s about power, wealth and patriarchy.
Epstein didn’t care about your political views, he cared if you could pay his price.
These men didn’t care about the victims, and patriarchy protects them.
We have to overhaul the entire system.