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Andrew Hedges 🦔
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“There is only one thing I will not concede: that it might be meaningless to strive in a good cause.”
~Václav Havel

Day job: @AssistivLabs.com. Learning to live. Proud Portlander.

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Snail walks(?) into a dealership and says, “I want a 240Z, but could you replace the Z with an S?” “Uh, sure,” says the dealer. As the snail speeds away in his new ride, the dealer shakes his head and says, “Look at that S car go…”
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Wikipedia lists an early acid test in Portland, OR on Jan. 15, 1966. Anybody know more about this event? Can you point to any write-ups?
Acid Tests - Wikipedia
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February 11, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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This perfectly articulates a fear that’s been welling up inside me for a long time now.
My doomer-worry about AI is not that the LLMs become omnipotent and take over the world but that the wealthy and powerful use it as a means to consolidate power and marginalize or lay off skilled workers and also everything about our technological and political and social life gets worse
February 11, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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Don’t be fooled by Ring’s latest attempt to make mass surveillance and real-time identification the new norm in our neighborhoods. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
No One, Including Our Furry Friends, Will Be Safer in Ring's
Amazon Ring’s Super Bowl ad offered a vision of our streets that should leave every person unsettled about the company’s goals for disintegrating our privacy in public.In the ad, disguised as a
www.eff.org
February 11, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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Coming up next week — join us on Tue Feb 17th for a presentation by @devonpersing.bsky.social and @segdeha.com on how continuous accessibility leads to better outcomes across the board. Details below!

#PDXa11yUX #a11y #UX #Meetup #Portland #PDX
February 11, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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Guys guys I saw a picture of the Pro Billionaire March
February 7, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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Keep calling American Oligarchs the Epstein Class. Make it stick
February 7, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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A Haitian immigrant is still more than 10x more likely to be killed by a cop than killed by ICE.

And yet we're fumbling over our words and playing silly vocab games.

We can't speak with clarity about the need to end ICE fascism, because we're trying to thread the needle and keep police fascism.🤡
February 7, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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Uncharacteristically recording an episode *during* the season (the day before Super Bowl LX), Noor & Andrew welcome our friend craig, world’s most reasonable #Patriots fan to talk through the matchup with Andrew’s #Seahawks, much to the chagrin of #Niners fan, Noor. 😅

theslantandgo.com#episode-37
The Slant & Go!
A podcast about football, fantasy football, and life.
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February 7, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Episode 37 is less drunken and sweary than a lot of our back catalog, probably because we recorded it at 8 in the morning. 😂

Featuring @calimo.bsky.social with a special dispatch from the #SuperBowl #NFLExperience in SF! 🏈
Uncharacteristically recording an episode *during* the season (the day before Super Bowl LX), Noor & Andrew welcome our friend craig, world’s most reasonable #Patriots fan to talk through the matchup with Andrew’s #Seahawks, much to the chagrin of #Niners fan, Noor. 😅

theslantandgo.com#episode-37
The Slant & Go!
A podcast about football, fantasy football, and life.
theslantandgo.com
February 7, 2026 at 7:10 PM
but her emails or whatever, ffs
Last night, Trump posted a video to his social media platform that contained a racist clip showing Barack and Michelle Obama as monkeys. It's still up:
February 6, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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Is it possible to experience disgust fatigue? Because I feel like I'm there.
February 5, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer 👵🦌
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.

Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?

Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 5:43 AM
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Someone said Republicans are school shooters and Democrats are the Uvalde cops and man…
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:

End the roving patrols and racial profiling.

Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.

Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 3, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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Minimizing the window where I read about how our world is a joke and we're at the mercy of megalomaniacal evil perverts. Logging on to the work zoom. "Heyyyy I'm good! How are you?"
February 4, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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sorry nothing short of “these people never get to have lives in public society again” is gonna cut it. unmask, prosecute, and blacklist every last one
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:

End the roving patrols and racial profiling.

Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.

Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 3, 2026 at 10:55 PM
And Mike Johnson knows this. And he’s 100% willing to lie through his teeth to protect…Trvmp? His own position of power? His powerful friends? It’s so hard for me to understand how a person can compromise themselves so completely.
WRONG. I-205 administrative warrants are not issued by immigration judges. They’re signed by ICE officers. And EVEN IF THEY WERE issued by an immigration judge - they are executive branch employees, NOT judicial branch. JUDICIAL warrants are needed to enter a home without consent.
Q: You're a constitutional lawyer. Can you detail the 4th Amendment protections someone has if ICE approaches their home w/an administrative warrant?

MIKE JOHNSON: When ICE goes to execute a warrant, it's issued by an immigration judge, & that is a sufficient legal authority to go apprehend someone
February 3, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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three years ago all the radical centrists got convinced via group chats that if we simply threw trans people under the bus, the fascists would let us win everything else.

instead we lost everything, and also trans people got thrown under the bus
where are people getting the idea that its either "supporting trans rights" or "continuing democracy". what kind of democracy do they want to live in. where "politically inconvenient" groups get thrown to the wolves every two to four years? doesnt sound good to me. why would you want that
February 3, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Most people won’t believe it when you try to explain it to them.
January 31, 2026 at 6:09 AM
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So the federal intelligence community & department of justice has had this information for how many years? And just been sitting on it? Letting these people wreak havoc on society?
January 31, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Is there a labeler? List to subscribe to? (Not sure how it works) that blocks new/low-quality accounts piling onto trending hashtags to sell stuff?
January 31, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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Pretty nuts that the Pizzagate conspiracy theorists were mostly right, they just missed the part where all of the pedophiles are conservatives
January 30, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again
January 30, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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legislators should be staging sit-ins, they should not leave the fucking chambers until there are votes on impeachment. make your colleagues defend this piece of shit on the record. show history what you fucking did in this moment you god damned cowards
January 30, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Anyone else playing Tiled Words? Just saw it mentioned yesterday by @gri.gs and I’m really enjoying it!

tiledwords.com
Tiled Words
A daily word puzzle with a twist
tiledwords.com
January 30, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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Exactly how much white supremacy, public executions, epic corruption, and overall incompetence do Republicans have to condone before Democrats stop running for office based on their ability to “work with them?”
January 30, 2026 at 4:12 AM