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Secondary Education
@secondaryeducation.bsky.social
Songwriter, drummer, vegan.

https://secondaryeducation.bandcamp.com/
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I appear to be the only person who knows that everything fun about the sound of “pc music” can also be found in that hellogoodbye album from twenty years ago, but you try telling other people about it and you just look like a crazy conspiracist
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
British people at the mere mention of pie

youtu.be/nGYu-6NfDoQ?...
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Barclay is a hero!
Happy birthday to Dwight Schultz, aka Lt. Reginald Barclay—or Lt. Broccoli—on #StarTrekTNG, #StarTrekVoyager, and in the movie Star Trek: First Contact. Schultz was a longtime Trek fan, and pal Whoopi Goldberg was instrumental in getting him on the show. #TheATeam
November 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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*Harry Hill Voice* Nosferatu, Netanyahu, you’ve gotta have a system
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Got yr new drag name you've been after

Shame MuckMann
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Is it just me or does the ps5 version of Lester from GTA5 look like JD Vance?
November 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Could have sworn that was Iggy Pop for a minute
November 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Came up with a shit star trek joke that probably only works if you're familiar with US shoe shops (their version of Bacons). Here goes:

"Where do frugal Klingons get their boots?

Kahless Shoesource."
November 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Stones in my shoes have caused me to pull less weird faces than this paragraph did
when the full Olivia Nuzzi book streets Bluesky is going to collectively experience something akin to the ecstasies of the Bacchae
November 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
These are ace but my favourite is Action McFadden on the unicycle
my passion is behind-the-scenes set photos of star trek
November 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
If being in a union is the right thing for O'Brien to do, it's the right thing for you to do too.
I haven't shared this in a while, but it seems on topic right now.
November 7, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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I haven't shared this in a while, but it seems on topic right now.
November 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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This.
November 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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He looked like they’d cast him to play the Guidance Councillor Mr Mackey in a live action South Park prequel
November 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Saw some guy on TikTok talking about the train attack going “woke lefties keep going ‘they were British they were British’, well they don’t look like me and you!” and I just thought, “no one looks like you, you balloon-headed cunt.”
November 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Hey look at this! It's me, on a podcast, chatting about Star Trek, punk rock and how Linda McCartney sausages are rubbish now.

Lucy & Alex a.k.a @agooddaytodiypod.bsky.social were reet lovely and I had an ace time!

Should be available on all the usual pod platforms and that!
Ep 11: Allan! Our chat covers but is not limited to:
- Why DS9 and Allo Allo are basically the same show
- What happens when you cross the Illuminati and Brownies (or Scouts for our US listeners)
- Why punk music is basically like OnlyFans
- Hiding from neonazis at shows
- Carry On Trekking
November 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Went out yesterday, saw a bunch of old pals I'd not seen in a hot minute, got a tattoo on a whim and today my brain is like "what do you mean you want to be able to actually concentrate on a single thing for longer than a minute?"
November 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Normalise calling people who are obsessed with bringing trans people up in every argument “weirdos” and “perverts” instead of debating them
November 2, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Did you hear about the group of Romulan Secret Service agents that were really into Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

They called themselves the Towel Shiar.
November 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Read the whole thread — this is the kind of energy we need.
With SNAP benefits going to shit because of rich assholes and corruption running rampant through politics I'd like to point your attention to a Clinton.

No, not one of those Clintons. This Clinton. Clifford Clinton.
October 31, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy

Shittles
Change one letter, ruin a candy

Bitterfinger
Change one letter, ruin a candy.

S&Ms
October 30, 2025 at 9:32 AM
If you told me that AI was actually just thousands of incels hooked up to the internet cable straight into the brain style, I'd believe you.
October 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Have you heard about that new Japanese camper van aimed at the opera market?

Apparently they've called it a Nissan Dorma
October 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Fuck it, I'm starting a Star Trek themed band called Alpha Quadrant. Nobody in the band will be hench but the riffs. The genre you ask?

Warp-Core, of course.
October 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM