J. Cheever Loophole
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Geek, infosec, foodie & misanthrope. Reskeeting ≠ endorsement. Proud Marmo Moss Ball & pet rock parent. Interpreter of blinky lights. School of Hard Knocks grad. Minneapolis proximate. Inexpensive food advocate. People not bots.
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J. Cheever Loophole
@secbuff.com
· Feb 1
The only good billionaire is one who is actively and ethically working on not being a billionaire.
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I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it.
I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”
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I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”
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February 11, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it.
I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”
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I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”
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Fucking Amazon drivers. Ordered an iPad for same day delivery. Delivery window begins at 5:10. Made arrangements for someone to be there at 5:10. Driver shows up at 4:55 and won’t wait.
February 11, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Fucking Amazon drivers. Ordered an iPad for same day delivery. Delivery window begins at 5:10. Made arrangements for someone to be there at 5:10. Driver shows up at 4:55 and won’t wait.
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Does anybody know if there’s a local shop selling the rebel loon merch? I see plenty of online options, but I’d rather my bucks stay in the hood
February 11, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Does anybody know if there’s a local shop selling the rebel loon merch? I see plenty of online options, but I’d rather my bucks stay in the hood
Alien mothership landing. 😂🤣😉
The FAA is closing the airspace around El Paso International Airport in Texas for 10 days, grounding all flights to and from the airport, for “special security reasons."
The FAA's notice did not provide additional details.
The FAA's notice did not provide additional details.
FAA closes airspace around El Paso, Texas, for 10 days, grounding all flights
The Federal Aviation Administration is closing the airspace around El Paso International Airport in Texas for 10 days, grounding all flights to and from the airport.
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February 11, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Alien mothership landing. 😂🤣😉
Looks like Iran may be preparing to mine the strait of Hormuz. 30% of global oil transits through the strait.
February 11, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Looks like Iran may be preparing to mine the strait of Hormuz. 30% of global oil transits through the strait.
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Anyone looking for a wheelchair?
Hi Bsky Fam- if you know of anyone who needs a wheelchair (with detachable leg extensions)- I’m weaning off mine & can’t store it. Pick up or drop off near DT Mpls.
February 11, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Anyone looking for a wheelchair?
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Republicans are fighting fraud so hard that they turned Minnesota's top fraud prosecutor into Don Lemon's defense attorney.
www.fox9.com/news/don-lem...
www.fox9.com/news/don-lem...
Don Lemon hires former MN prosecutor Joe Thompson to help fight church protest charges
Former U.S. Attorney Joe Thompson, who recently resigned from the U.S. Attorney’s Office of Minnesota following the fatal shooting of Renee Good, has ben hired to represent Don Lemon against charges…
www.fox9.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Republicans are fighting fraud so hard that they turned Minnesota's top fraud prosecutor into Don Lemon's defense attorney.
www.fox9.com/news/don-lem...
www.fox9.com/news/don-lem...
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Ol’ Resting Smirk Face is back.
Breaking News: Don Lemon hired a veteran prosecutor who left the U.S. attorney’s office in Minnesota over the immigration crackdown.
Don Lemon Hires Federal Prosecutor Joseph H. Thompson in Minneapolis Church Protest Case
Facing charges over his role at a church protest, Mr. Lemon, a journalist, retained a veteran litigator who recently resigned from the U.S. attorney’s office in Minnesota.
nyti.ms
February 10, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Ol’ Resting Smirk Face is back.
Age verification? I remember when William Hartnell was the Doctor.
Age verification? I taped the entirety of Star Trek: Voyager on VHS.
Age verification?
I've watched films on LaserDisc.
I've watched films on LaserDisc.
February 10, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Age verification? I remember when William Hartnell was the Doctor.
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this fucking rules. cloudland rules
@cloudlandtheater.bsky.social is taking a big risk this month in order to help the community. The Minneapolis venue is donating its cut of ticket sales to MIRAC for every show in February. bringmethenews.com/minnesota-li...
Minneapolis music venue will donate ticket sales from every concert in February
"It’s definitely not financially sustainable for us to do this, but the situation our city is facing is not sustainable either."
bringmethenews.com
February 10, 2026 at 9:35 PM
this fucking rules. cloudland rules
Wow! USPS now tells me when my mail has been delivered.
February 10, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Wow! USPS now tells me when my mail has been delivered.
I’m pleasantly surprised how easy configuring a custom email domain on Proton Mail was.
February 10, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I’m pleasantly surprised how easy configuring a custom email domain on Proton Mail was.
The hero that we need rises to the occasion. 😂🤣😜
"Hey I'm going back to the dildo box, I just had the idea to juggle them"
Cameraman who would later be arrested after singing "FASCIST DILDO CLEANUP CREW DOO DAH DOO DAH": @ckinferno.bsky.social
But don't ask him questions, he won't say shit ✊
(posted with permission)
Cameraman who would later be arrested after singing "FASCIST DILDO CLEANUP CREW DOO DAH DOO DAH": @ckinferno.bsky.social
But don't ask him questions, he won't say shit ✊
(posted with permission)
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
The hero that we need rises to the occasion. 😂🤣😜
Robert Kraft left Russia without his $25,000 Super Bowl ring after Vladimir Putin made a chilling remark and walked away with it.
Vladimir Putin awkwardly took Super Bowl ring from Patriots owner Robert Kraft
www.irishstar.com
February 8, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Superbowl, is that some sort of Olympic sport? 😂🤣😜
February 8, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Superbowl, is that some sort of Olympic sport? 😂🤣😜
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It blows my mind that the Democrats can't unify behind "let's not have a gestapo."
February 8, 2026 at 5:53 PM
It blows my mind that the Democrats can't unify behind "let's not have a gestapo."
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"We proved that you can bring a trillion-dollar security apparatus to its knees with one well-aimed rubber cock."
www.closertotheedge.net/p/the-dildo-...
www.closertotheedge.net/p/the-dildo-...
THE DILDO DISTRIBUTION DELEGATION
The revolution did not arrive with speeches, pamphlets, or a carefully moderated Zoom call about optics.
www.closertotheedge.net
February 7, 2026 at 10:29 PM
"We proved that you can bring a trillion-dollar security apparatus to its knees with one well-aimed rubber cock."
www.closertotheedge.net/p/the-dildo-...
www.closertotheedge.net/p/the-dildo-...
weaknees.com will probably buy your TiVo.
February 8, 2026 at 2:23 AM
weaknees.com will probably buy your TiVo.
Are there any artists on here I can commission a couple of logos from?
February 8, 2026 at 1:48 AM
TIL dildos have an expiration date. 🤣😂😜
February 8, 2026 at 1:47 AM
TIL dildos have an expiration date. 🤣😂😜
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Got another personal ask that I'm trying to find leads on quickly - a fellow Fil-Am member of the community (& friend) is looking for a new housing situation with private landlords. Just them & their partner, no pets, need to be out by May 1st (and they'll be recovering from major surgery). DM me!
February 7, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Got another personal ask that I'm trying to find leads on quickly - a fellow Fil-Am member of the community (& friend) is looking for a new housing situation with private landlords. Just them & their partner, no pets, need to be out by May 1st (and they'll be recovering from major surgery). DM me!
Mischief Toys is very busy. 😀
February 7, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Mischief Toys is very busy. 😀
“One more year.”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"I've attached a copy of the current style guide for your reference."
"I've attached a copy of the current style guide for your reference."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Where are your citations?"
"Where are your citations?"
February 7, 2026 at 6:54 PM
“One more year.”
Looking forward to our AI future.
I want to see a remake of Murder She Wrote starring Charo. 😂🤣😜
I want to see a remake of Murder She Wrote starring Charo. 😂🤣😜
February 7, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Looking forward to our AI future.
I want to see a remake of Murder She Wrote starring Charo. 😂🤣😜
I want to see a remake of Murder She Wrote starring Charo. 😂🤣😜