Sebastian
@seb69.bsky.social
🏴🏴🏴
He/him but not like that
Bisexual polyamorous anarchist
Professional electron herder
Trying to follow less politics and more nudes
He/him but not like that
Bisexual polyamorous anarchist
Professional electron herder
Trying to follow less politics and more nudes
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Sebastian
@seb69.bsky.social
· Aug 22
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Posts here are called bleets now, get used to it.
Posts here are called bleets now, get used to it.
We shouldn't be surprised if a Nazi party bars Jewish people from participating in a conference but we should nevertheless be outraged at their naked bigotry
December 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
We shouldn't be surprised if a Nazi party bars Jewish people from participating in a conference but we should nevertheless be outraged at their naked bigotry
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it's because the notion that child sexual abuse is some uniquely taboo universally reviled übercrime for which men can easily get their lives/careers ruined is a myth and always has been. it's always been tacitly permitted, winked at, ignored, excused, and downplayed across all sectors of society.
Maybe it's my Autism Brain or whatever, but I don't really get why anyone who had access to this stuff wouldn't have splashed these horrific revelations literally everywhere the second you knew about them. Take these fuckers down.
November 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
it's because the notion that child sexual abuse is some uniquely taboo universally reviled übercrime for which men can easily get their lives/careers ruined is a myth and always has been. it's always been tacitly permitted, winked at, ignored, excused, and downplayed across all sectors of society.
If I believe that all power should be abolished except for the power that doms have over subs, does that make me a minarchist?
November 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
If I believe that all power should be abolished except for the power that doms have over subs, does that make me a minarchist?
Cisheteropatriarchy: dense, off-putting, unclear wtf you are talking about, makes you sound like you paid an Ivy League two houses worth of money to learn to sniff farts
"The man": recognizable, descriptive, legible, makes you sound like you've been stashing AK-47s since 1975 (complimentary)
"The man": recognizable, descriptive, legible, makes you sound like you've been stashing AK-47s since 1975 (complimentary)
October 30, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Cisheteropatriarchy: dense, off-putting, unclear wtf you are talking about, makes you sound like you paid an Ivy League two houses worth of money to learn to sniff farts
"The man": recognizable, descriptive, legible, makes you sound like you've been stashing AK-47s since 1975 (complimentary)
"The man": recognizable, descriptive, legible, makes you sound like you've been stashing AK-47s since 1975 (complimentary)
I've been reading @rechelon.bsky.social's new book. I just laughed out loud at this chapter title.
October 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I've been reading @rechelon.bsky.social's new book. I just laughed out loud at this chapter title.
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What is wrong with old people? Obviously leaded gasoline theory is a big part of it, but I also believe that as a culture we have underdeveloped the "too much cocaine" theory
September 7, 2025 at 11:19 AM
What is wrong with old people? Obviously leaded gasoline theory is a big part of it, but I also believe that as a culture we have underdeveloped the "too much cocaine" theory
Aw man, I slept through Trump's death again.
August 30, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Aw man, I slept through Trump's death again.
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Look, it's true that I get turned on when you're rude to me, but that doesn't change the fact that you're being incredibly rude to me rn
July 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Look, it's true that I get turned on when you're rude to me, but that doesn't change the fact that you're being incredibly rude to me rn
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far too many adults care about where other adults went to college. who gives a shit
July 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
far too many adults care about where other adults went to college. who gives a shit
Can someone explain to me like I'm an unusually slow five-year-old why I should care at all whether Trump has a bruise on his hand, why Trump has a bruise on his hand, whether he's covering it up with makeup, or whether he's getting an IV?
I thought the problem with Trump is that he's a Nazi.
I thought the problem with Trump is that he's a Nazi.
July 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Can someone explain to me like I'm an unusually slow five-year-old why I should care at all whether Trump has a bruise on his hand, why Trump has a bruise on his hand, whether he's covering it up with makeup, or whether he's getting an IV?
I thought the problem with Trump is that he's a Nazi.
I thought the problem with Trump is that he's a Nazi.
I assure you that despite first appearances this is comedy gold
July 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I assure you that despite first appearances this is comedy gold
The bussard collectors are the nipples of the nacelles
July 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The bussard collectors are the nipples of the nacelles
If they made a new star trek show with
- new original characters
- who speak slowly and clearly with precise dramaturgical diction
- and dialogue is so high in the sound mix that it's difficult to hear anything else while they're talking
it would be the #1 most popular TV series.
- new original characters
- who speak slowly and clearly with precise dramaturgical diction
- and dialogue is so high in the sound mix that it's difficult to hear anything else while they're talking
it would be the #1 most popular TV series.
July 11, 2025 at 11:40 AM
If they made a new star trek show with
- new original characters
- who speak slowly and clearly with precise dramaturgical diction
- and dialogue is so high in the sound mix that it's difficult to hear anything else while they're talking
it would be the #1 most popular TV series.
- new original characters
- who speak slowly and clearly with precise dramaturgical diction
- and dialogue is so high in the sound mix that it's difficult to hear anything else while they're talking
it would be the #1 most popular TV series.
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I will die
but that is all I shall do for death
I am not on his payroll.
I will not tell him the whereabouts of my friends
nor of my enemies
though he promises me much
I will not map him a route to any mans door.
Am I a spy in the land of the living
that I should deliver men to death?
but that is all I shall do for death
I am not on his payroll.
I will not tell him the whereabouts of my friends
nor of my enemies
though he promises me much
I will not map him a route to any mans door.
Am I a spy in the land of the living
that I should deliver men to death?
July 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I will die
but that is all I shall do for death
I am not on his payroll.
I will not tell him the whereabouts of my friends
nor of my enemies
though he promises me much
I will not map him a route to any mans door.
Am I a spy in the land of the living
that I should deliver men to death?
but that is all I shall do for death
I am not on his payroll.
I will not tell him the whereabouts of my friends
nor of my enemies
though he promises me much
I will not map him a route to any mans door.
Am I a spy in the land of the living
that I should deliver men to death?
The seven genders of NYC electoral districts, according to someone who has apparently never learned the words "tenant" or "homeowner"
June 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
The seven genders of NYC electoral districts, according to someone who has apparently never learned the words "tenant" or "homeowner"
Another heat wave, another 10 million posts about energy from people who don't have any idea wtf they're talking about
June 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Another heat wave, another 10 million posts about energy from people who don't have any idea wtf they're talking about
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I mourn for the ages when TV was shot in 4:3, because it forced the characters to talk to eachother so closely it felt like we got more sexual tension
Aspect ratio changes were truly a curse for shippers 🥲
I have illustrated my shitpost for further evidence
Aspect ratio changes were truly a curse for shippers 🥲
I have illustrated my shitpost for further evidence
August 30, 2024 at 10:59 PM
I mourn for the ages when TV was shot in 4:3, because it forced the characters to talk to eachother so closely it felt like we got more sexual tension
Aspect ratio changes were truly a curse for shippers 🥲
I have illustrated my shitpost for further evidence
Aspect ratio changes were truly a curse for shippers 🥲
I have illustrated my shitpost for further evidence
Academics are always posting "I need people to understand how broken academic publishing is." Yes, we know. Even if we didn't, we could guess. Everything is broken. Looking up definitions on a search engine is broken. Paying for a cup of coffee with cash is broken. Nothing works, you aren't special.
May 27, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Academics are always posting "I need people to understand how broken academic publishing is." Yes, we know. Even if we didn't, we could guess. Everything is broken. Looking up definitions on a search engine is broken. Paying for a cup of coffee with cash is broken. Nothing works, you aren't special.
Pope Your Mom's Pussy IX
Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name.
Naughties Nuts V
(You see why I had to play)
Naughties Nuts V
(You see why I had to play)
Pope Dates VIII
May 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Pope Your Mom's Pussy IX
US federal government is less wasteful than many big corporations: true
Because government employees are perfect selfless angels that chose public service over beaucoup bucks: obviously false lmao get the entire fuck outta here
Because government employees are perfect selfless angels that chose public service over beaucoup bucks: obviously false lmao get the entire fuck outta here
The US federal government was actually less wasteful than most big companies and other large organizations, not least because government had an amazing asset: highly experienced, educated, knowledgeable, talented people choosing public service when they could make a lot more in the private sector.
what is fascinating to me is the number of people whose “knowledge” of government appears to just be an accumulation of cliches and stereotypes + an inchoate sense that if something is big and costly then it must necessarily be “wasteful”
May 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
US federal government is less wasteful than many big corporations: true
Because government employees are perfect selfless angels that chose public service over beaucoup bucks: obviously false lmao get the entire fuck outta here
Because government employees are perfect selfless angels that chose public service over beaucoup bucks: obviously false lmao get the entire fuck outta here
Can anyone prove that the cardinals aren't having an eyes wide shut orgy where whoever takes the most cock becomes pope? The church has been suspiciously quiet about this theory imo. What are they hiding?
May 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Can anyone prove that the cardinals aren't having an eyes wide shut orgy where whoever takes the most cock becomes pope? The church has been suspiciously quiet about this theory imo. What are they hiding?