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I used to be some things. Unsure of what I've become.
StPD, not stupid
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Like 12 years ago my friend sent me this picture from his work and it immediately, permanently changed the name of this utensil in my head. The bytes were fully overwritten. I don’t remember the former name of this item and frankly I don’t care
January 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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everythiiing🎵
I have to saaay🗣️
would get me baaanned🎷
or on a liiist🎶
January 8, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Boss, I murdered that Atari 2600 just like you asked. Uh, Boss? You look a bit peeved.
¬_¬
quick strangle 2026 while it's still small and helpless
January 6, 2026 at 6:26 AM
"what was your biggest impact on the internet?"

While I didn't write, direct, or star in it... I did technically give the final sign-off on the video that birthed the 'GIRUGAMESH' meme.

The band were fun guys in all honesty. Some of the other issues around that vid were a dif story.
“what was your biggest impact on the internet?”

My buddy Matt filmed Pizza Rat and that's my voice telling the rat to "live your best life" and "get that shit"

www.youtube.com/shorts/UPXUG...
January 1, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Looked up the conversion of liquid shots to ounces as I forgot if it's 1.0 or 1.5 (it's 1.5, high mark) but I accidentally typed out: shots to onces

For a second I shocked into a dif timeline where a there was a terror attack at a Twice concert and then it blipped back to normal.

Normal for '26?
January 1, 2026 at 8:08 AM
If I understand correctly, I am... The Capital?
I'm the head magic teacher at a British boarding school.

Emily Tesh, "The Incandescent"
December 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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this seems specifically designed to break mail-in voting (where deadlines are defined by postmark)
As of 12/24/25, USPS changed policy on when they postmark mail. Mail dropped off is no longer guaranteed a same-day postmark. Tax returns & other time-sensitive items are now stamped when they reach a regional processing center, which may be days later. Plan deadlines accordingly to avoid penalties.
USPS Announces Changes to the Postmark Date System
The United States Postal Service (USPS) has adopted a final rule (FR Doc.
share.google
December 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"
December 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
One of the strange things about Schizotypal thinking is having two (or more) thoughts/beliefs that might even conflict with each other. Because of this I find myself using 'belief' as a clarification at the end of a statement.

Example: I feel/think/know X but I believe Y.
December 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Of particular importance to this website
Here Comes Jeffrey Combs
YouTube video by John C. Worsley
youtu.be
December 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Y’all, the Castlevania: Awakening In The Moonlight musical by Takarazuka Revue is available legally on VOD with subtitles starting today until the end of March, this is a great adaptation and the women in this show are so good, PLUS this is a rare experiment globally

Please see it if you’re curious
Takarazuka Revue “Castlevania: Awakening in the Moonlight" Worldwide streaming/『悪魔城ドラキュラ』全世界 動画配信実施
YouTube video by 宝塚歌劇 公式チャンネル Takarazuka Revue Company
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 8:20 AM
*Checking off a box on a clipboard*

Hey, did someone here order a... uh... "Hatred as Hot as a Thousand Suns?" I gotta get a signature here and it's ready to go in the lobby.
December 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Folks, it was DNS
December 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
So this thread shows the Larian folks still doubling down on very bad ideas. It's very sad to watch.

BUT!

If you're a creative of any sort, please look through the quote skeets! There are so many good first sketches of game/comic/art/movie ideas. The original Alien egg sketch is in here. So good!
Anyone who supports this is an embarrassment. "Instead of typing it out they'll generate their idea"? Are you insane?

Call yourself whatever you want but you aren't creatives, that's for sure.
December 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Oh hey, they removed functionality in the windows 11 start menu again. It now forces you to view all apps in a big list it seems. Really poor UX.
December 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Stop saying 'I agree with you 100%, but...'
Because you don't agree 100%.
Instead start giving solid computed percentages with ±error and then offer easy gains with a bulleted plan to full compliance.
December 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I have no idea how you're supposed to spell the name of the stranger who helped run your BBS?!

Co-SysOp
Co-sysop
Co-Sysop
cosysop
CSO
or just his full title: SuperMisterPresidentGiantRobotMan
December 2, 2025 at 10:47 AM
As a reddit mod, you'll notice that the automod oversteps it's boundaries with things that aren't technically rule breaking. But occasionally I feel that automod is giving me a little treat in blocking an obnoxious comment(or).

~"I didn't check the changelog and it shut down that thread? oh nooo!"
December 2, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Most people don't realize it, but LLMs fail counting how many Rs are in the word Strawberry because most accidentally scraped data from the insidious subreddit r/Lies_about_Strawberries
December 2, 2025 at 10:23 AM
I feel a large twitch whenever someone says "But the person who coined the term..." That's just not how language works. You can't just slam a flag down, say you discovered something, and now you own it. We have a word for that kind of thinking too.
November 30, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Always remember to download the bootleg youtube video of your wedding from a third party site before it's too late!
November 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I had a call in the early hours this morning with my brother who lives in S. Korea. When multiple Starks get together, we get multiplicatively dangerous/loud/boisterous. I was loud enough on my side of the call to somehow wake up my wife up even with the noise canceling and the fan in our bedroom.
November 29, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Man, this weird error is like I have no page file for something it's almost as if...

.oO( I should remember to turn the page file back on after this one-off test )

Damnit.
November 29, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I feel like the odd use of K is such a shibboleth for 40k fans. Orcs don't belong in space but any reference to a Nekron is about the DC character.

It's not just xenos: Tech-priest but also Heretek.
November 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
When I was first going out on my own, I befriended a paired group of women who were not related but very much had a sister vibe. I dated one, but now miss and want to contact the other. Not for dating, but because I enjoyed our time together. Would it be the reverse if I dated the second?
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 AM