The story is up and available to listen! I absolutely loved the amazing sound editing that the team at khōréō did—so atmospheric! 🐊

Since y'all seem susceptible to writing advice, I say if you're not going to reuse a setting, like a building or house, just have it blow up. Don't even explain. Just blow it up good. Let the reader figure out why all this stuff is blowing up 'cause you couldn't find a use for it

New issue of the Temz Review is up! This was my 3rd issue on the prose team and so I can tell you in advance that it contains some really great stories 💙

i always think i’ll write a lot during the summer and then i never do. summer’s for reading other people’s words and being outside and swimming in rivers and getting so bitten by mosquitos you can’t bend your knees. have to trust the words will come back in the winter

Thinking about the time I saw The National in concert. The singer asked "how's everyone doing tonight?" and the guy next to me shouted "I'm getting a divorce"

they gotta make a Pepsi thats the wrong choice. its called Pepsi Bad & if u buy it, u get in trouble. no stakes at the store these days

here to repost memes. you got memes? thanks for your memes

Imagining Hyrule Twitter. Overrun by Yiga chuds. Every paid bluecheck has a name like BasedKohga. Pics of Zonai ruins captioned "This is what they took from us." Every 3rd tweet an ad for marble rock roast. The Demon King replying 👀 to Kilton's claim that bubbul gems cure covid

Lots of really dumb Discourse is driven by lack of mutual agreement on what a word means, like Gentrification, or Communism, or Hot Dog. What I am proposing is that we build a tower to the heavens, so high as to insult God, so that all language is destroyed and we can't agree on *any* words

this summer DO get it twisted. benedict cumberbatch is The Slinky. coming downstairs august 18th

Only a matter of time now.

Me on this app trying to re-find everyone I've ever known and loved