Steph (Paddock || Shaver)
@sdshaver.com
Personal account chockablock full of dumb takes. Mamawizard, urgency wrangler + horrible goose. Jira/Yargle/HA enthusiast. Former: Blizzard, Simutronics. Write as Shaver // Work as Paddock on @mtgarena.com (she/her/Braids)
More at: http://sdshaver.com
More at: http://sdshaver.com
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Hey there. I'm Steph. I've been in game dev over 30 years. Currently the Sr. Manager of Production & QA on Arena. Sold a short story when I was 13. Am largely incognito.
When not posting about cats and food and kids, I'll probably inundate you with home automation scripts, fiber arts, and...MURDER.
When not posting about cats and food and kids, I'll probably inundate you with home automation scripts, fiber arts, and...MURDER.
Ya’all, I have discovered the secret tea parlor near my house.
February 13, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Ya’all, I have discovered the secret tea parlor near my house.
Auderer was on the phone with Mike Solan (union president) when he made these comments, an absolute reprobate who is finally leaving office this year.
Don’t worry. I’m sure ol’ Mikey will end up with a sweet gig at Fox.
Don’t worry. I’m sure ol’ Mikey will end up with a sweet gig at Fox.
"'She is dead,'" Officer Auderer told Officer Solan, before bursting out laughing.
"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
Seattle to Pay $29 Million to Family of Woman Fatally Struck by Police S.U.V.
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Auderer was on the phone with Mike Solan (union president) when he made these comments, an absolute reprobate who is finally leaving office this year.
Don’t worry. I’m sure ol’ Mikey will end up with a sweet gig at Fox.
Don’t worry. I’m sure ol’ Mikey will end up with a sweet gig at Fox.
I’m the fun mom.
February 13, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I’m the fun mom.
Sound Transit, WTF don’t you put the arriving train’s direction/end stop on these signs? Why do you love chaos?
February 13, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Sound Transit, WTF don’t you put the arriving train’s direction/end stop on these signs? Why do you love chaos?
Common public transport enjoyer.
February 12, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Common public transport enjoyer.
Watching one of the greats.
February 12, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Watching one of the greats.
tell me you don't grow irises without telling me etc etc
February 11, 2026 at 10:23 PM
tell me you don't grow irises without telling me etc etc
I suppose I could stop here and call it a headband.
February 11, 2026 at 8:09 AM
I suppose I could stop here and call it a headband.
My kid is great.
February 11, 2026 at 12:30 AM
My kid is great.
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Dear Everyone Who Has Ever Worked On Plants Vs Zombies… we got fan mail.
February 10, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Dear Everyone Who Has Ever Worked On Plants Vs Zombies… we got fan mail.
I'm the fun producer.
February 11, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I'm the fun producer.
For no reason whatsoever, thinking about the @briamgilbert.bsky.social “Jorts” short today.
how to make jorts
YouTube video by brian david gilbert
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 4:47 PM
For no reason whatsoever, thinking about the @briamgilbert.bsky.social “Jorts” short today.
I am a pretty good and adventurous cook, which means I’m cursed with kids who a) won’t eat school lunch and b) don’t like “sandwich fare”. My youngest in particular WILL NOT EAT if he doesn’t like his food, and prefers HOT meals (like his mom).
So today’s lunch for smoldude was beanie weenies.
So today’s lunch for smoldude was beanie weenies.
February 10, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I am a pretty good and adventurous cook, which means I’m cursed with kids who a) won’t eat school lunch and b) don’t like “sandwich fare”. My youngest in particular WILL NOT EAT if he doesn’t like his food, and prefers HOT meals (like his mom).
So today’s lunch for smoldude was beanie weenies.
So today’s lunch for smoldude was beanie weenies.
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Announcing my cover artist search for my fantasy/humor novel Possessed! Budget is €1,500 ($1,770). No spec work! This is not a contest. I'm just trying to find the right artist. TONS of info on the book, the cover, applying, and more at: cwbwriting.com/posts/2026-0...
NO AI PLEASE!
NO DMs PLEASE!
NO AI PLEASE!
NO DMs PLEASE!
I'm Looking for a Cover Artist! | Post | CWB Writing
Post - I'm looking for a cover artist for my contemporary fantasy/comedy Possessed - Christopher Buecheler's Author Site
cwbwriting.com
February 9, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Announcing my cover artist search for my fantasy/humor novel Possessed! Budget is €1,500 ($1,770). No spec work! This is not a contest. I'm just trying to find the right artist. TONS of info on the book, the cover, applying, and more at: cwbwriting.com/posts/2026-0...
NO AI PLEASE!
NO DMs PLEASE!
NO AI PLEASE!
NO DMs PLEASE!
I have happily placed my order for (checks notes) 12 lbs of seed potatoes.
Gonna try growing them in a single wall box this year. The laundry hamper method honestly was only okay.
Mostly mid-season this time, but a couple late and one early. I’m learning!!!
Gonna try growing them in a single wall box this year. The laundry hamper method honestly was only okay.
Mostly mid-season this time, but a couple late and one early. I’m learning!!!
February 10, 2026 at 7:56 AM
I have happily placed my order for (checks notes) 12 lbs of seed potatoes.
Gonna try growing them in a single wall box this year. The laundry hamper method honestly was only okay.
Mostly mid-season this time, but a couple late and one early. I’m learning!!!
Gonna try growing them in a single wall box this year. The laundry hamper method honestly was only okay.
Mostly mid-season this time, but a couple late and one early. I’m learning!!!
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Annihilation (2018)
February 9, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Annihilation (2018)
Added these tea kettle coasters to the doors of the Tea Cabinet.
February 8, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Added these tea kettle coasters to the doors of the Tea Cabinet.
Hell yeah the Hawaiian BBQ joint finally opened up near us. Gonna get my mac salad fix TOMORROW.
February 8, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Hell yeah the Hawaiian BBQ joint finally opened up near us. Gonna get my mac salad fix TOMORROW.
I knew Amber was based (as the kids say) I didn’t know she was into Magic.
I owe you an apology, Amber Glenn. I wasn't really familiar with your Magic: The Gathering Game.
February 8, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I knew Amber was based (as the kids say) I didn’t know she was into Magic.
I am up waaaay too late looking at seed potatoes.
February 8, 2026 at 11:05 AM
I am up waaaay too late looking at seed potatoes.
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It should be illegal to call your sprinkle and candies assortment a “baking mix” when they all FUCKING MELT INTO GOO IN THE OVEN yes I want jail time for these fuckers.
February 8, 2026 at 10:40 AM
It should be illegal to call your sprinkle and candies assortment a “baking mix” when they all FUCKING MELT INTO GOO IN THE OVEN yes I want jail time for these fuckers.
So, a Friday deploy, then?
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
”Actually asking people how 'likely' they are to do something is really unreliable, and while it will get you data - it will mean nothing.“
”Actually asking people how 'likely' they are to do something is really unreliable, and while it will get you data - it will mean nothing.“
“I don’t love it.”
February 8, 2026 at 10:21 AM
So, a Friday deploy, then?
Decided to finally watch THE WIRE and somehow forgot that it features a bazillion actors I love.
February 8, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Decided to finally watch THE WIRE and somehow forgot that it features a bazillion actors I love.