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Steph (Paddock || Shaver)
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Personal account chockablock full of dumb takes. Mamawizard, urgency wrangler + horrible goose. Jira/Yargle/HA enthusiast. Former: Blizzard, Simutronics. Write as Shaver // Work as Paddock on @mtgarena.com (she/her/Braids)

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All of this was much preferable than doomscrolling while Dems shit the bed. Again.
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
He only wants to do one thing in life and it’s glorious.
November 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The animation on this is really good. Also appropriate levels of Nazi disdain.
November 9, 2025 at 7:53 AM
lol it got labeled

I assure you.

All you’re going to see is a so-bad-it’s-good local ad
November 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
There was also a clock shop that had great commercials, but trying to search on “TikTok shop commercial” on YouTube is…not returning the results I want.
November 8, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Fred, the owner of Dirt Cheap, also showed up in the earlier commercials.

They put a bid on the Cardinal’s stadium when it was built. I still wish we had gotten the Dirt Cheap stadium.
Dirt Cheap Commercial
YouTube video by orion
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 9:46 AM
The carpet commercial ladies were also a hit.
Becky Queen of Carpets and Wanda St. Louis Commercial 1992
YouTube video by Retro TV Commercials
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 9:46 AM
And as young transplants to Missouri, everyone on my team loved the Dirt Cheap Chicken.
Dirt Cheap - Big Game Commercial
YouTube video by Dirt Cheap
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 9:38 AM
You can see Santa in the summertime!!!!
Santa's Village Lake Arrowhead California Television Commercials (1990s)
YouTube video by Cow Missing
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Yes, and I definitely thought about that A LOT every time I chose to pump in the back of the vanpool. 🥲

In Finland they send a "maternity package" or birth boxes. The box has lots of stuff (diapers and such), but also a mattress because the box itself DOUBLES AS A CRIB.
November 8, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Actually, I should add: Clay Mann is only responsible for the art in the one the previous user posted. I have no idea who added the words. (Probably not the artist!)
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Clay Mann, a DC artist. It's a remix of this image from "The Trinity".
November 8, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Firtht thing I thought.
November 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Their wife was, in fact, pregnant at the time. (Or had just given birth.)
November 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
They hid it in App settings on the phone, I think. If you scroll down to Audio > Song Transitions you'll find it!

I don't see it on the native Windows app.
November 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
real sicko's product feature
November 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM