Leftist Cassandra
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“Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am - not stuck in the middle, but hovering above the entire farcical spectrum, weeping as I behold my fellow man’s devotion to political illusion and self-destruction.” - Robert Higgs
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With his new comedy show and debut novel, is it time to let Louis C.K. force women to watch him masturbate again?
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
With his new comedy show and debut novel, is it time to let Louis C.K. force women to watch him masturbate again?
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It’s so very easy to weaponize uncertainty:“We just can’t know if it’s safe, so better not to act at all”. Everyone is glad when the precautionary principle is used as a cudgel against something they already dislike, but the problem comes when it’s used to ban something you know works-like vaccines🤓
November 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
It’s so very easy to weaponize uncertainty:“We just can’t know if it’s safe, so better not to act at all”. Everyone is glad when the precautionary principle is used as a cudgel against something they already dislike, but the problem comes when it’s used to ban something you know works-like vaccines🤓
Look, I’m a fat woman who spends a LOT of time pushing back against fatphobia because we can come up with better insults, BUT this guy is sending me 🤣 Carry on, patriot.
November 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Look, I’m a fat woman who spends a LOT of time pushing back against fatphobia because we can come up with better insults, BUT this guy is sending me 🤣 Carry on, patriot.
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I want to stress here for journalists covering Kennedy and his goons that this war on public health is driven by big money.
The wellness industry is a massive, massive grift.
The wellness industry is a massive, massive grift.
Mr. Kennedy said it’s an individual choice as to whether or not to vaccinate.
Then he and his minions started taking that choice away by making FDA approval of some vaccines impossible.
Then he and his minions started taking that choice away by making FDA approval of some vaccines impossible.
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I want to stress here for journalists covering Kennedy and his goons that this war on public health is driven by big money.
The wellness industry is a massive, massive grift.
The wellness industry is a massive, massive grift.
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Bro our government is literally arming a colonial genocide in the Middle East, if nomenclature tops out your imperialism scale you might have a serious issue with perspective.
November 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Bro our government is literally arming a colonial genocide in the Middle East, if nomenclature tops out your imperialism scale you might have a serious issue with perspective.
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As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
Would you like to kiss me on the veranda, Charlie Brown?
We’re going to need a bigger boat, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Would you like to kiss me on the veranda, Charlie Brown?
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i have a similar rule for friends and colleagues: engage in human trafficking up to sixteen times, that's all well and good. seventeen? you done crossed a line, son.
November 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM
i have a similar rule for friends and colleagues: engage in human trafficking up to sixteen times, that's all well and good. seventeen? you done crossed a line, son.
The most DEEPLY stupid timeline, ISTG.
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The most DEEPLY stupid timeline, ISTG.
Whitecaps always copying us. Now they have their own two-post-related conference semi. 💚💛🪓
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Whitecaps always copying us. Now they have their own two-post-related conference semi. 💚💛🪓
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AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨🍳 😘
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 1:11 PM
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨🍳 😘
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
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“Meta was aware that millions of adult strangers were contacting minors on its sites; that its products exacerbated mental health issues in teens; and that content related to eating disorders, suicide, and child sexual abuse was frequently detected, yet rarely removed.”
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
“Meta was aware that millions of adult strangers were contacting minors on its sites; that its products exacerbated mental health issues in teens; and that content related to eating disorders, suicide, and child sexual abuse was frequently detected, yet rarely removed.”
Sonny is always gonna be my “won who got away” 🌹
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Sonny is always gonna be my “won who got away” 🌹
What I need is a good defense
Cause I’m feeling like a criminal
And I need to be redeemed
To the one I’ve sinned against
Because he’s all I ever knew of looooove
Cause I’m feeling like a criminal
And I need to be redeemed
To the one I’ve sinned against
Because he’s all I ever knew of looooove
November 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
What I need is a good defense
Cause I’m feeling like a criminal
And I need to be redeemed
To the one I’ve sinned against
Because he’s all I ever knew of looooove
Cause I’m feeling like a criminal
And I need to be redeemed
To the one I’ve sinned against
Because he’s all I ever knew of looooove
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These articles always depend on a bizarre Schroedinger's Seattle: The city is falling apart due to progressive overreach but we should have re-elected the conservative non-socialist who has been in charge for the last four years.
November 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
These articles always depend on a bizarre Schroedinger's Seattle: The city is falling apart due to progressive overreach but we should have re-elected the conservative non-socialist who has been in charge for the last four years.
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LOLOLOL are people actually posting AI images of burning MAGA hats because if yes, this is soooo funny and has to be an op.
November 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
LOLOLOL are people actually posting AI images of burning MAGA hats because if yes, this is soooo funny and has to be an op.
Nothing but pride in this squad. Overcame SO much this season. #BAONPDX
Love this team. WE ARE THE ROSE CITY. Proud of all of you. Fought through a ton this season. Already looking forward to next season. #baonpdx
November 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Nothing but pride in this squad. Overcame SO much this season. #BAONPDX
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I don't want to get political here, but whoever designed the ComicCon website should be tried at The Hague.
November 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I don't want to get political here, but whoever designed the ComicCon website should be tried at The Hague.
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My “I am not a malformed creep who groomed a child for years and then abducted her to my secret dungeon, I’m just a misunderstood tragic romantic” playlist is raising a lot of questions already answered by my playlist.
Trump blares Phantom of the Opera at the White House with an empty Friday schedule
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
My “I am not a malformed creep who groomed a child for years and then abducted her to my secret dungeon, I’m just a misunderstood tragic romantic” playlist is raising a lot of questions already answered by my playlist.
“No cologne/perfume” option would have me paying extra EVERY time
I am begging - BEGGING - for ride share options for “no air freshener in car”
November 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
“No cologne/perfume” option would have me paying extra EVERY time
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Agreed. In my professional legal opinion, the email about Trump blowing Clinton is classic hearsay: you hear it and it's your obligation to say it to others.
Y'know, like the JD/couch thing.
Y'know, like the JD/couch thing.
The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
November 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Agreed. In my professional legal opinion, the email about Trump blowing Clinton is classic hearsay: you hear it and it's your obligation to say it to others.
Y'know, like the JD/couch thing.
Y'know, like the JD/couch thing.
Quick, somebody come up with a new name for Vines that’s so annoying it makes Jack quit his own platform again.
Vine is back under the new name Divine.
- Funded by Jack Dorsey who co-founded Twitter and went crazy in the last few years.
- Including over 100K OG Vine videos
- only 6 seconds long videos
- no Ai generated content allowed
- Open source and no algorithmen.
popculturenews.com/vine-is-back/
- Funded by Jack Dorsey who co-founded Twitter and went crazy in the last few years.
- Including over 100K OG Vine videos
- only 6 seconds long videos
- no Ai generated content allowed
- Open source and no algorithmen.
popculturenews.com/vine-is-back/
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Quick, somebody come up with a new name for Vines that’s so annoying it makes Jack quit his own platform again.
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.