Scott Cohen
@scottcohen13.bsky.social
One-time Email Marketer of the Year. Sports Nut. Dad. Opinionated Cynic. Here for the next "fail whale" era.
Movies you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
April 26, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Movies you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
Caps keep playing like this, they lose the series. The two wins haven’t been pretty, and tonight was ugly. Carberry has to find the right switches to pull.
April 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Caps keep playing like this, they lose the series. The two wins haven’t been pretty, and tonight was ugly. Carberry has to find the right switches to pull.
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Tired of measuring email success by opens and clicks? 🤔 Let’s rethink the rules!
Join Scott Cohen - @scottcohen13.bsky.social - at Inbox Expo 2025 to uncover email’s true impact. Smarter metrics, bigger wins.
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April 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Tired of measuring email success by opens and clicks? 🤔 Let’s rethink the rules!
Join Scott Cohen - @scottcohen13.bsky.social - at Inbox Expo 2025 to uncover email’s true impact. Smarter metrics, bigger wins.
Austin awaits—grab your tickets now! 🎟️
#EmailGeeks #InboxExpo2025 #EmailMarketing
Join Scott Cohen - @scottcohen13.bsky.social - at Inbox Expo 2025 to uncover email’s true impact. Smarter metrics, bigger wins.
Austin awaits—grab your tickets now! 🎟️
#EmailGeeks #InboxExpo2025 #EmailMarketing
Mountain Dew… no. Just no.
February 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Mountain Dew… no. Just no.
Fans like me have been hungry for this. Feeling good tonight!
What making the playoffs looks like:
December 30, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Fans like me have been hungry for this. Feeling good tonight!
This Commanders team is a lot better, but not ready for prime time yet.
December 22, 2024 at 6:29 PM
This Commanders team is a lot better, but not ready for prime time yet.
There needs to be a pillow superstore where they carry every single pillow ever made and you can go it and try one after another for six hours. Someone needs to make it happen.
December 20, 2024 at 4:49 AM
There needs to be a pillow superstore where they carry every single pillow ever made and you can go it and try one after another for six hours. Someone needs to make it happen.
This is not wrong. We need to properly prioritize!
It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh during takeout and delivery.
December 17, 2024 at 1:54 AM
This is not wrong. We need to properly prioritize!
Pretty sure these folks took a wrong turn…
December 13, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Pretty sure these folks took a wrong turn…
Someone needs to explain to me the efficacy of fragrance commercials. Do they actually work?
December 4, 2024 at 5:07 AM
Someone needs to explain to me the efficacy of fragrance commercials. Do they actually work?
Been seeing this float around a lot. Very… accurate.
November 25, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Been seeing this float around a lot. Very… accurate.
There is the Dan Quinn conservativeness coming out at the wrong time. You go for two there. Your kicker is shaky today… fml
November 24, 2024 at 9:20 PM
There is the Dan Quinn conservativeness coming out at the wrong time. You go for two there. Your kicker is shaky today… fml
Every Commanders fan right now…
a man is talking into a microphone and the words playoffs are visible on his face .
ALT: a man is talking into a microphone and the words playoffs are visible on his face .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Every Commanders fan right now…
Nice little reminder that this Commanders team is not ready. They’re better, but they are not ready.
November 24, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Nice little reminder that this Commanders team is not ready. They’re better, but they are not ready.
Seen it. 3-1 after one. Good start for my boys.
November 19, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Seen it. 3-1 after one. Good start for my boys.
Sports Bluesky!
NBA: Jazz, I guess.
NFL: Commanders
NHL: Capitals
NCAA: JMU
MLB: Orioles
WNBA: sorry, don’t follow
Soccer: Tottenham purely due to them being my SIL’s hubby’s team.
NBA: Jazz, I guess.
NFL: Commanders
NHL: Capitals
NCAA: JMU
MLB: Orioles
WNBA: sorry, don’t follow
Soccer: Tottenham purely due to them being my SIL’s hubby’s team.
Sports Bluesky!
Quote Post with your favorite sports teams and introduce yourself…
NBA: Suns
NFL: Eagles/Cardinals
NHL: Avs
NCAA: Kentucky
MLB: Diamondbacks/Reds
WNBA: Mercury
Soccer: AFC Richmond
Quote Post with your favorite sports teams and introduce yourself…
NBA: Suns
NFL: Eagles/Cardinals
NHL: Avs
NCAA: Kentucky
MLB: Diamondbacks/Reds
WNBA: Mercury
Soccer: AFC Richmond
Sports BlueSky! Quote Post with your favorite teams #Sports
NBA: Knicks
NFL: Commanders
NHL: Capitals
College: Michigan/Georgetown
MLB: Orioles
WNBA: N/A
Soccer: N/A
NBA: Knicks
NFL: Commanders
NHL: Capitals
College: Michigan/Georgetown
MLB: Orioles
WNBA: N/A
Soccer: N/A
November 18, 2024 at 5:50 AM
Sports Bluesky!
NBA: Jazz, I guess.
NFL: Commanders
NHL: Capitals
NCAA: JMU
MLB: Orioles
WNBA: sorry, don’t follow
Soccer: Tottenham purely due to them being my SIL’s hubby’s team.
NBA: Jazz, I guess.
NFL: Commanders
NHL: Capitals
NCAA: JMU
MLB: Orioles
WNBA: sorry, don’t follow
Soccer: Tottenham purely due to them being my SIL’s hubby’s team.
Hoping to see at least 867 tomorrow night here in SLC!
Alex Ovechkin just scored his 31st career hat trick against the Vegas Golden Knights. He's on pace for 63 goals this season. AT AGE 39! russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2024/11/17/a...
Alex Ovechkin up to 866 career goals after scoring hat trick against Vegas Golden Knights, now 28 away from Wayne Gretzky
Alex Ovechkin scored a hat trick in Washington's 5-2 victory over the Vegas Golden Knights, Sunday. The victory marked the Capitals' first…
russianmachineneverbreaks.com
November 18, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Hoping to see at least 867 tomorrow night here in SLC!
Second-best scoring week in fantasy football this year… still lost. Been that kind of season for me.
November 18, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Second-best scoring week in fantasy football this year… still lost. Been that kind of season for me.
“Carson Beck looks like he’s perpetually exhausted.” My Georgia fan wife venting about her team… and she’s not wrong about Beck.
November 17, 2024 at 1:53 AM
“Carson Beck looks like he’s perpetually exhausted.” My Georgia fan wife venting about her team… and she’s not wrong about Beck.
Been donating (in admittedly small monthly amounts) since 2016 or 2017 (can’t remember when they officially launched after the election). They do amazing things. 5 stars. Would absolutely recommend.
I have moved most of my recurring donations to Run for Something, in large part because they're one of the few orgs emerging from the rubble of this election with a goddamn vision.
Anyway. If you want to support *year-round* candidate recruitment & support work, make a donation now. secure.actblue.com/donate/rfs?r...
November 16, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Been donating (in admittedly small monthly amounts) since 2016 or 2017 (can’t remember when they officially launched after the election). They do amazing things. 5 stars. Would absolutely recommend.
I need my DC sports people to get over here quick.
November 15, 2024 at 7:15 PM
I need my DC sports people to get over here quick.