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listen i know there's a lot going on but the weird right-wing libertarian couple that works with the AZ-GOP got married and i've been laughing at the 3-foot tall "fire tyrants" gold top hat and "taxation is theft" train with accompanying cake and thought maybe y'all could enjoy a chuckle too
December 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
listen i know there's a lot going on but the weird right-wing libertarian couple that works with the AZ-GOP got married and i've been laughing at the 3-foot tall "fire tyrants" gold top hat and "taxation is theft" train with accompanying cake and thought maybe y'all could enjoy a chuckle too
*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
December 16, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
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Me to the AI industry
sorry for ruining your entire life with my perfect and beautiful thoughts
December 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Me to the AI industry
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I’m not an expert in the law of war, but an order to kill injured people who were not posing a single threat to anyone would seem to me to be a possible war crime.
November 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I’m not an expert in the law of war, but an order to kill injured people who were not posing a single threat to anyone would seem to me to be a possible war crime.
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it is literally a chef's job to cook and serve leave him alone
Nintendo is seemingly rushing to remove user-made designs shared within Kirby Air Riders that feature fan-favorite character Chef Kawasaki dressed in a micro bikini. https://bit.ly/43L2cSJ
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
it is literally a chef's job to cook and serve leave him alone
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Before the midterms of 1866, President Andrew Johnson called his congressional opponents traitors and said they should be hanged.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Before the midterms of 1866, President Andrew Johnson called his congressional opponents traitors and said they should be hanged.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
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November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Dick Cheney lived long enough to witness the horrors he had unleashed.
November 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Dick Cheney lived long enough to witness the horrors he had unleashed.
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Birdo’s Doctor Tells Her That Is Absolutely Not the Hole Her Eggs Should Be Coming From
Birdo’s Doctor Tells Her That Is Absolutely Not the Hole Her Eggs Should Be Coming From
SUBCON — Super Mario Bros. 2 boss Birdo experienced a startling revelation regarding her anatomy when she decided to visit a doctor for the first…
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October 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Birdo’s Doctor Tells Her That Is Absolutely Not the Hole Her Eggs Should Be Coming From
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Oh, it's very hard and expensive to buy hundreds of hours of entertainment? Skill issue tbh
October 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Oh, it's very hard and expensive to buy hundreds of hours of entertainment? Skill issue tbh
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by killing all those nazis in the desert, indiana jones was actually creating job security for future archeologists which makes him a hero of labor
October 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
by killing all those nazis in the desert, indiana jones was actually creating job security for future archeologists which makes him a hero of labor
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I just realized that the Portland Antifascist Frog has singlehandedly reclaimed amphibians from the “alt right”. Yet another way he is a Great American.
Incredible (via www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...)
October 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I just realized that the Portland Antifascist Frog has singlehandedly reclaimed amphibians from the “alt right”. Yet another way he is a Great American.
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Protesters pleaded "be gentle, she's disabled."
One agent sneered: "She'll be disabled now."
State violence, cruelty, and silencing dissent.
Siebe, who uses a wheelchair, was filming in a bike lane when an agent body-checked her face-first into the pavement.
#portland #ice #dhs #news #resist
One agent sneered: "She'll be disabled now."
State violence, cruelty, and silencing dissent.
Siebe, who uses a wheelchair, was filming in a bike lane when an agent body-checked her face-first into the pavement.
#portland #ice #dhs #news #resist
October 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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A lot of us know what this is, but for the average person on here: circa 2015 the Alt Right (the explicitly NeoNazi wing especially) appropriated the obscure McDonald’s mascot from the 80s, and made it into a NeoNazi ridden meme.
So yes, this is straight NeoNazism being posted.
So yes, this is straight NeoNazism being posted.
October 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
A lot of us know what this is, but for the average person on here: circa 2015 the Alt Right (the explicitly NeoNazi wing especially) appropriated the obscure McDonald’s mascot from the 80s, and made it into a NeoNazi ridden meme.
So yes, this is straight NeoNazism being posted.
So yes, this is straight NeoNazism being posted.
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this is the essence of the Shower Coke Zero (or beer if you sin)
October 3, 2025 at 5:26 AM
this is the essence of the Shower Coke Zero (or beer if you sin)
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Good one. "Kavanaugh Stops" for when DHS officers grab US citizens on the street and detain them for anywhere from 20 minutes to a couple days, and "Kavanaugh Raids" for when DHS officers raid a worksite or apartment building and detain US citizens for hours/days while they check everyone there.
Kavanaugh Raid
October 2, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Good one. "Kavanaugh Stops" for when DHS officers grab US citizens on the street and detain them for anywhere from 20 minutes to a couple days, and "Kavanaugh Raids" for when DHS officers raid a worksite or apartment building and detain US citizens for hours/days while they check everyone there.
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Nice titmouse. Tufted?
October 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Nice titmouse. Tufted?
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Sorry this is late, sometimes deadlines are tough due to my mom took Tylenol..
September 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Sorry this is late, sometimes deadlines are tough due to my mom took Tylenol..