Oh, it's very hard and expensive to buy hundreds of hours of entertainment? Skill issue tbh

by killing all those nazis in the desert, indiana jones was actually creating job security for future archeologists which makes him a hero of labor

Good one. "Kavanaugh Stops" for when DHS officers grab US citizens on the street and detain them for anywhere from 20 minutes to a couple days, and "Kavanaugh Raids" for when DHS officers raid a worksite or apartment building and detain US citizens for hours/days while they check everyone there.