Sarah
@scattereddancer.bsky.social
copywriter by day / confusing by night
sarahlofgren.com/links
Stories in Malarkey Books, Querencia Press, Hearth & Coffin, Jane Austen's Wastebasket, Wrong Publishing, other places
sarahlofgren.com/links
Stories in Malarkey Books, Querencia Press, Hearth & Coffin, Jane Austen's Wastebasket, Wrong Publishing, other places
I wrote a Christmas story! At the very last minute! And it contains murder most ratty.
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Cut the Christmas Lights, Because Someone Killed the Rat King
Fortunately, this detective is here to crack the case.
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December 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I wrote a Christmas story! At the very last minute! And it contains murder most ratty.
sarah-lofgren.medium.com/cut-the-chri...
sarah-lofgren.medium.com/cut-the-chri...
I really like it in old movies when they say, “ah, that old chestnut”
December 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I really like it in old movies when they say, “ah, that old chestnut”
I have the proud distinction of being allergic to my allergy eye drops
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I have the proud distinction of being allergic to my allergy eye drops
Mayhaps we fall back each day, again and again, until clocks become living organisms spurring us into walking widdershins into ever greater frenzies of sleep
November 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Mayhaps we fall back each day, again and again, until clocks become living organisms spurring us into walking widdershins into ever greater frenzies of sleep
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Every now and then it's nice to pick your head up from your book, reacquaint yourself with the world, take a hard pass and immediately go right back to reading. Balance is important.
August 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Every now and then it's nice to pick your head up from your book, reacquaint yourself with the world, take a hard pass and immediately go right back to reading. Balance is important.
Hot take of the day: Pickle ball is only popular because it has a funny name. If it were call green ball no one would play it
August 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Hot take of the day: Pickle ball is only popular because it has a funny name. If it were call green ball no one would play it
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when you open a shared doc and someone else is viewing the doc at the same time:
May 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
when you open a shared doc and someone else is viewing the doc at the same time:
To save mankind we’ll have to do the one thing the Entity (a being with access to limitless knowledge) could never in a million years predict that we would do…
The mature thing
The mature thing
May 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
To save mankind we’ll have to do the one thing the Entity (a being with access to limitless knowledge) could never in a million years predict that we would do…
The mature thing
The mature thing
Have a problem with me? Take it up with Ralph. (Ralph is my brain)
April 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Have a problem with me? Take it up with Ralph. (Ralph is my brain)
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A cool thing about me is that I'm an expert in how popes are selected because I've seen the 2024 film Conclave.
April 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
A cool thing about me is that I'm an expert in how popes are selected because I've seen the 2024 film Conclave.
Folks, you have to get out there and see Sinners. See it in the theater — it’s worth the experience. Really exciting, audacious movie-making
April 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Folks, you have to get out there and see Sinners. See it in the theater — it’s worth the experience. Really exciting, audacious movie-making
Personally, I’ve never been great at science, so I’m psyched we’re replacing it with vibes, something I totally understand
April 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Personally, I’ve never been great at science, so I’m psyched we’re replacing it with vibes, something I totally understand
I’ve been tweaking this Medium piece for ages and here it is! I’m glad I got it done before the world actually ends.
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Please Rate and Review the End of the World
Your feedback helps us provide the most memorable apocalypse possible… not that anyone will be around to remember it
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April 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I’ve been tweaking this Medium piece for ages and here it is! I’m glad I got it done before the world actually ends.
sarah-lofgren.medium.com/please-rate-...
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Gonna be bringing floppy panda energy into the upcoming summer
April 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Gonna be bringing floppy panda energy into the upcoming summer
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My "come hither" look has morphed into a "go yonder" look, and I'm just fine with that
April 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
My "come hither" look has morphed into a "go yonder" look, and I'm just fine with that
I take a lot of probiotics so it can be fun to kinda spin the wheel on everything else
April 4, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I take a lot of probiotics so it can be fun to kinda spin the wheel on everything else
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R.E.M. did not adequately prepare me for this moment. i don't feel fine at all.
April 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
R.E.M. did not adequately prepare me for this moment. i don't feel fine at all.
It’s like I’m a zookeeper AND a tiger and the zookeeper isn’t doing his job
March 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
It’s like I’m a zookeeper AND a tiger and the zookeeper isn’t doing his job
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i was born for two reasons; to read books, and to overthink
March 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
i was born for two reasons; to read books, and to overthink
No one tells me I have an old soul anymore, which seems like a bad sign
March 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
No one tells me I have an old soul anymore, which seems like a bad sign
I could have like a gorgeous kidney or something and I’ll never know
March 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I could have like a gorgeous kidney or something and I’ll never know
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at least tomorrow is friday
March 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
at least tomorrow is friday
Accidentally clicking the link to my own website… total jumpscare
March 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Accidentally clicking the link to my own website… total jumpscare