Clawed Rains
@scaryjokes.bsky.social
new-fangled with an eldritch laugh
changing my legal name to Boyo Faltergeist
February 8, 2026 at 2:05 PM
changing my legal name to Boyo Faltergeist
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Storm prep tip: preheat your house NOW before the power goes out. Start at 350 for a while then bump it up to 425 for extra browning
January 24, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Storm prep tip: preheat your house NOW before the power goes out. Start at 350 for a while then bump it up to 425 for extra browning
magic: the gathering of neighborhood cats
January 22, 2026 at 3:40 AM
magic: the gathering of neighborhood cats
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
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Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
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Nostalgic for the brief period in 1999 when we thought Blair Witch might be real
October 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Nostalgic for the brief period in 1999 when we thought Blair Witch might be real
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Frankenstein is in cinemas? Awful. He should be in prison!
October 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Frankenstein is in cinemas? Awful. He should be in prison!
Remember, revenge must be consummated in my condominium.
October 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Remember, revenge must be consummated in my condominium.
There is not nearly enough online discourse about Mark Vieha’s song ‘Way to Go’ and I fear there never will be.
September 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
There is not nearly enough online discourse about Mark Vieha’s song ‘Way to Go’ and I fear there never will be.
@sickoscommittee.org Mercer keeping it close by scoring negative 10 points in the third quarter?
September 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
@sickoscommittee.org Mercer keeping it close by scoring negative 10 points in the third quarter?
Happy world Dracula day. He is risen, and he is making hamburgers medium rare.
May 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Happy world Dracula day. He is risen, and he is making hamburgers medium rare.
9 hour flight to munich? Man I’m glad I brought this tuna salad sandwich.
May 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
9 hour flight to munich? Man I’m glad I brought this tuna salad sandwich.
Audio attachments be like:
file:///var/mobile/Library/SMS/Attachments/be/14/2522058A-E874-4471-9E2A-47C3385F06CD/99x.m4a
These things are supposed to be phones, with like, you know, sound.
file:///var/mobile/Library/SMS/Attachments/be/14/2522058A-E874-4471-9E2A-47C3385F06CD/99x.m4a
These things are supposed to be phones, with like, you know, sound.
May 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Audio attachments be like:
file:///var/mobile/Library/SMS/Attachments/be/14/2522058A-E874-4471-9E2A-47C3385F06CD/99x.m4a
These things are supposed to be phones, with like, you know, sound.
file:///var/mobile/Library/SMS/Attachments/be/14/2522058A-E874-4471-9E2A-47C3385F06CD/99x.m4a
These things are supposed to be phones, with like, you know, sound.
thinking about Hommy-Beg, strutting down the streets of Romania with his good buddy Stoker
May 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
thinking about Hommy-Beg, strutting down the streets of Romania with his good buddy Stoker
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people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting
April 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting
those who were left fled away to other places, where the living lived, and the dead were dead and not — not something else
April 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
those who were left fled away to other places, where the living lived, and the dead were dead and not — not something else
Punk AF
Wordle 1,407 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,407 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
April 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Punk AF
Wordle 1,407 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,407 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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"I want to watch an adaptation of Poe's THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER."
"Which one?"
"The one from 1928."
"Which one?"
"The really experimental one."
"Which one?"
"The one that went all surreal with its cinematography."
"WHICH ONE????"
"Which one?"
"The one from 1928."
"Which one?"
"The really experimental one."
"Which one?"
"The one that went all surreal with its cinematography."
"WHICH ONE????"
April 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
"I want to watch an adaptation of Poe's THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER."
"Which one?"
"The one from 1928."
"Which one?"
"The really experimental one."
"Which one?"
"The one that went all surreal with its cinematography."
"WHICH ONE????"
"Which one?"
"The one from 1928."
"Which one?"
"The really experimental one."
"Which one?"
"The one that went all surreal with its cinematography."
"WHICH ONE????"
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The bit about two thirds of the way through ‘Dracula’ where everyone reads the first two thirds of ‘Dracula’.
April 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
The bit about two thirds of the way through ‘Dracula’ where everyone reads the first two thirds of ‘Dracula’.
Alt text. In the Light Dub.
March 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Alt text. In the Light Dub.
basketball players or resident evil antagonists’ names?
March 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
basketball players or resident evil antagonists’ names?
in Jacksonville, thinking about getting a tattoo to commemorate my wife’s cousin’s son’s wedding
March 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
in Jacksonville, thinking about getting a tattoo to commemorate my wife’s cousin’s son’s wedding
wife: It’s getting late what do you want to do tonight?
me: Surround ourselves in a ring of sacramental bread and fight off wolves with a Dutch doctor?
wife:
me: or maybe bake a pizza?
wife: [pulling out wooden stakes] NO PIZZA UNTIL THE WEIRD SISTERS ARE DEAD
me: Surround ourselves in a ring of sacramental bread and fight off wolves with a Dutch doctor?
wife:
me: or maybe bake a pizza?
wife: [pulling out wooden stakes] NO PIZZA UNTIL THE WEIRD SISTERS ARE DEAD
March 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
wife: It’s getting late what do you want to do tonight?
me: Surround ourselves in a ring of sacramental bread and fight off wolves with a Dutch doctor?
wife:
me: or maybe bake a pizza?
wife: [pulling out wooden stakes] NO PIZZA UNTIL THE WEIRD SISTERS ARE DEAD
me: Surround ourselves in a ring of sacramental bread and fight off wolves with a Dutch doctor?
wife:
me: or maybe bake a pizza?
wife: [pulling out wooden stakes] NO PIZZA UNTIL THE WEIRD SISTERS ARE DEAD