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Cooter
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Native ATLien
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Please be patient with me I am very, very high
Pop-Up Bagels on the eastside trail of the beltline now open
Had to pull over in WeHo last week to snap this pic. Dumbest shit imaginable. Nobody was buying bagels.
February 15, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I love how this isn’t confusing!
Extreme cold continues in Georgia on Sunday, though Atlanta temperatures got above freezing in the afternoon.
Temperature rises above freezing in Atlanta after bitter cold spell
www.ajc.com
February 15, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I love when people come to the fucking center of Atlanta and are surprised when they get called out for being shitty and racist. Where tf do you think you are??
February 15, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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February 15, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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She fucking killed an entire family while speeding in her Mercedes SUV and they’re not going to even take her license away??
February 14, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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As if the City of ATL's handling of Cop City wasn't bad enough... The city paid a clerk nearly $1mil to check petition signatures as part of an effort to undermine and delay protestors, and the clerk didn't even finish the work, but took the money.

www.ajc.com/news/2026/02...
February 14, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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Choose your fighter
February 14, 2026 at 1:45 AM
THATS GOOD LUCK
February 14, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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Good news! Despite pushback from people in the neighborhood, a Kirkwood church's effort to use its property for 47 units of affordable housing for seniors was approved last night by Atlanta's Zoning Review Board!

The proposal goes next to City Council.

www.wsbtv.com/news/local/a...
Church’s plan to house homeless seniors moving forward
Atlanta's Zoning Review Board approved the plan to build 47 housing units on the church's property.
www.wsbtv.com
February 13, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Ain’t nobody a hundrred!
it's never too late to watch all four seasons of The Righteous Gemstones, what a brilliant show
February 13, 2026 at 8:10 AM
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it's never too late to watch all four seasons of The Righteous Gemstones, what a brilliant show
February 13, 2026 at 6:47 AM
I was just gifted a bird feeder and now I am ready to ascend into my forties
February 13, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Eatin’ good? In THIS neighborhood?
February 13, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Probably Ed Helms. Or fucking Harrison Butker.
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?

I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 4:49 PM
What’s with this Friday in elementary school ass weather today
February 11, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I feel like I get so many damn jury summons. Could I be… The Most Summoned Man in Fulton County?
February 11, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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The 2026 Times Higher Education World University Rankings are out: I’m delighted that Georgia State comes in at #56 in the United States.

I’m THRILLED we're tied at #21 (with Yale) for spreading new knowledge across the globe!!

My colleagues do cutting-edge work and valuable public engagement.
ALT:
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:08 PM
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my wife and I have determined there are three distinct eras of the 90s and their rankings are indisputable fact:

1. 1994-96
2. 1990-93
3. 1997-99
February 11, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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Researchers at the company have determined that the product the company makes is really good. And incredible. They say it’s like a god or a spirit.
Researchers working with the A.I. system Claude have come to understand that the model’s selfhood, like our own, is a matter of both neurons and narratives. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/kEX1vV
February 11, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Got my ass
I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself!

bluesky-map.theo.io

I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
Bluesky Map
Interactive map of 3.4 million Bluesky users, visualised by their follower pattern.
bluesky-map.theo.io
February 9, 2026 at 6:07 AM
If all football games are that exciting I sure see why everyone loves the NFL!
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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That Wegovy commercial!

If there was a pill that let me hit 73 home runs in a season, I’d take it!
February 9, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I’m the worlds greatest lover (numerically)
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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Oh it was pedro- RONALD ACUÑA JR??????
February 9, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM