Eli Jensen
@scarguyeli.bsky.social
Another boring white guy with a podcast. Listen to The DUMB with Zack and Eli. Or don’t. Forklift certified and no longer in a job where that is needed. Pretty tight huh?
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend.
July 28, 2023 at 11:00 PM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend.
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Yeah, I like THREADS…
Totally
Here
Reposting
Every
Alf
Depicted
Sensually
Totally
Here
Reposting
Every
Alf
Depicted
Sensually
July 7, 2023 at 12:47 PM
Yeah, I like THREADS…
Totally
Here
Reposting
Every
Alf
Depicted
Sensually
Totally
Here
Reposting
Every
Alf
Depicted
Sensually
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me: what do you know about atoms?
them: very little
me: besides that
them: very little
me: besides that
July 6, 2023 at 11:29 PM
me: what do you know about atoms?
them: very little
me: besides that
them: very little
me: besides that
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Threads stole Elon Musk’s idea, a social media platform that sucks
July 6, 2023 at 8:40 PM
Threads stole Elon Musk’s idea, a social media platform that sucks
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outlaw health insurance
June 25, 2023 at 7:52 PM
outlaw health insurance
Everyone is so desperate for good writers during the strike that we all just watched a week long saga of a submarine that had a bad ending. Please pay the writers… I prefer Succession style billionaires, not the ones in a can.
June 23, 2023 at 1:55 PM
Everyone is so desperate for good writers during the strike that we all just watched a week long saga of a submarine that had a bad ending. Please pay the writers… I prefer Succession style billionaires, not the ones in a can.
Just like that skit, I love a good gimmick account
June 23, 2023 at 1:50 PM
Just like that skit, I love a good gimmick account
Yeah and apothecary means essential oil salesman now…
how did we find ourselves at this point where we don’t even have wizards and jesters anymore
June 22, 2023 at 1:59 PM
Yeah and apothecary means essential oil salesman now…
I have 15 followers here and I think only some of them are bots trying to get me to buy nudes. That’s amazing compared to my followers on Twitter being ONLY bots who get mad if I say Cis in a tweet!
June 22, 2023 at 1:55 PM
I have 15 followers here and I think only some of them are bots trying to get me to buy nudes. That’s amazing compared to my followers on Twitter being ONLY bots who get mad if I say Cis in a tweet!
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Have you considered casting a real unknown? Like an out of weight dad from Idaho with no acting experience? Seems like a recipe for box office gold.
Amazing amazing weekend of auditions for Superman: Legacy. I’m blown away by some of these actors, among the best I’ve ever seen or worked with.
June 20, 2023 at 12:01 AM
Have you considered casting a real unknown? Like an out of weight dad from Idaho with no acting experience? Seems like a recipe for box office gold.
Guy who spots the duck decor in my house: oh, you like hunting?
Me: Ummmm no
Me: Ummmm no
June 17, 2023 at 11:38 PM
Guy who spots the duck decor in my house: oh, you like hunting?
Me: Ummmm no
Me: Ummmm no
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend.
June 16, 2023 at 11:00 PM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend.
When you are facing credit card debt, inflation, work stress, and food insecurity but remember you are certified to drive a forklift
June 16, 2023 at 10:51 PM
When you are facing credit card debt, inflation, work stress, and food insecurity but remember you are certified to drive a forklift
Just checked Twitter… my feed and my search functions were totally broken. How could this happen? You would have to lay off all the people who develo… oh wait. Nevermind. Carry on.
June 16, 2023 at 7:15 PM
Just checked Twitter… my feed and my search functions were totally broken. How could this happen? You would have to lay off all the people who develo… oh wait. Nevermind. Carry on.
This origins story is scarier than the Joker
time traveler going back to the 90’s and trying to explain how RFK jr became President and everyone got Super Rubella because of the political power of one of the guys in this picture
June 16, 2023 at 4:09 PM
This origins story is scarier than the Joker
It is confirmed. Remote workers will look like this by 2176 if they don’t report to work in the vaults.
June 16, 2023 at 4:06 PM
It is confirmed. Remote workers will look like this by 2176 if they don’t report to work in the vaults.
Twitter and Reddit Fan Boys: Blue Sky? More like… dammit. All the good joke writers left our platforms.
June 16, 2023 at 4:04 PM
Twitter and Reddit Fan Boys: Blue Sky? More like… dammit. All the good joke writers left our platforms.
5. Eating the other’s leftovers
crimes in relationships in increasing severity according to multiple interviews:
1. Lying
2. Poor spending habits
3. Cheating
4. Watching next episode without me
1. Lying
2. Poor spending habits
3. Cheating
4. Watching next episode without me
June 16, 2023 at 2:21 AM
5. Eating the other’s leftovers
They realized that he is Chase Claypool
June 16, 2023 at 2:12 AM
They realized that he is Chase Claypool
NFL commentators during this time of year: Wouldn’t it be crazy if football was happening? … but it’s not. Wouldn’t though?
June 16, 2023 at 1:52 AM
NFL commentators during this time of year: Wouldn’t it be crazy if football was happening? … but it’s not. Wouldn’t though?