Murph
@scandalousmurph.bsky.social
He/Him
Dale Earnhardt enthusiast
Pro wrestling was a mistake
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Dale Earnhardt enthusiast
Pro wrestling was a mistake
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This is the end of the Atlantic Coast Conference
November 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
This is the end of the Atlantic Coast Conference
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
Pokemon card people are the absolute worst people
November 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Pokemon card people are the absolute worst people
The paper of record. The record is caping for pedofiles
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The paper of record. The record is caping for pedofiles
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Man, Ura got the shit beat out of him.
November 12, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Man, Ura got the shit beat out of him.
My Kachi Clash, I chose poorly
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
My Kachi Clash, I chose poorly
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It's time to switch to your winter weight moisturizers
November 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
It's time to switch to your winter weight moisturizers
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idk which possibility is more damning for Schumer
either
A) he helped orchestrate the fold
OR
B) he genuinely opposed the fold but was so incompetent that he was unable to stop the splinter group from folding
either
A) he helped orchestrate the fold
OR
B) he genuinely opposed the fold but was so incompetent that he was unable to stop the splinter group from folding
November 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
idk which possibility is more damning for Schumer
either
A) he helped orchestrate the fold
OR
B) he genuinely opposed the fold but was so incompetent that he was unable to stop the splinter group from folding
either
A) he helped orchestrate the fold
OR
B) he genuinely opposed the fold but was so incompetent that he was unable to stop the splinter group from folding
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
"The rules say a dog can't play basketball"
You don’t have to lie to blame everything on Republicans because it actually is their fault! Democrats didn’t cut the subsidies, Democrats weren’t the ones pushing this to brink. And separately, I wish our side had more willingness to lie even when our heart isn’t in it
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
"The rules say a dog can't play basketball"
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democrats winning would cut into their fundraising
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
democrats winning would cut into their fundraising
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you can see why fascism is so popular when the other option is The Loser Party That Loves Losing
November 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
you can see why fascism is so popular when the other option is The Loser Party That Loves Losing
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Fuck Da Democratic Party
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Fuck Da Democratic Party
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Big ”wait till next year when we’re good because we had a preseason top 10 ranking and now you’re 3-6” energy
Posted at 7:25, screenshot taken just now. Everyone’s getting $2k dividend apparently haha
November 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Big ”wait till next year when we’re good because we had a preseason top 10 ranking and now you’re 3-6” energy
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Judith Beheading Holofernes, by Caravaggio, 1599
November 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Judith Beheading Holofernes, by Caravaggio, 1599
Probably not ideal to run directly into the sack
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Probably not ideal to run directly into the sack
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Given Gamestop bought out Funcoland, maybe they should have thought twice about turning their stores into Funkoland.
Funko admits “substantial doubt” it can continue as a going concern amid crashing sales and mounting debt.
The Pop! maker warns of potential loan defaults without fresh funding or a buyout, after a 14% sales drop and $250M in obligations.
#Funko #PopVinyl #GoingConcern
The Pop! maker warns of potential loan defaults without fresh funding or a buyout, after a 14% sales drop and $250M in obligations.
#Funko #PopVinyl #GoingConcern
November 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Given Gamestop bought out Funcoland, maybe they should have thought twice about turning their stores into Funkoland.
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the Zohran campaign goes to show how much your local DSA chapter can accomplish if they stop watching wrestling
November 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
the Zohran campaign goes to show how much your local DSA chapter can accomplish if they stop watching wrestling
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nascar's tagline should be "Deeply Unsatisfying"
November 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
nascar's tagline should be "Deeply Unsatisfying"
Well...at least Blaney won
November 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Well...at least Blaney won