I'm forty two. I'm an adult. If you're under like 30 just... don't talk to me.
You see a photo of Alf and say “I used to watch Alf”? Who cares? Keep it.
I want to know that you made your parents call you Gordon Shumway for 3 years and you’d better show me a birthday cake with Gordon on it.
#dailyocs
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