SavageGardner 💦🥩
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SavageGardner 💦🥩
@savagegardner.bsky.social
Yinzer, dog dad, COYS

Takes on Star Wars, Music, Food
The Venture Bros: Escape From the House of Mummies Part II

Community: Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design
What’s a TV episode that still makes you laugh out loud on repeat viewings? (I’ll take movies too.)

A few of ours:

Frasier: Nightmare Inn, Ski Lodge, the Seal

Somebody Somewhere: St. Louis Sushi

What We Do in the Shadows: Jackie Daytona

Derry Girls: Rock the Boat, pilot

Insecure: Coachella
February 5, 2026 at 12:42 PM
What are the consequences of this? These feels like false imprisonment, probably because it is. To what account are we holding the imprisoners?
Some good news: A little girl from the same Minneapolis-area school district as Liam Conejo Ramos was released from a Texas ICE detention facility late Tuesday.

Elizabeth Zuna Caisaguano, a 4th grader, had been locked up there with her mom since Jan. 6. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Another Child From Liam Ramos’ School District Released From ICE Detention
www.huffpost.com
February 4, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university.

Russian Fairy Tales
Politics of The Troubles of Northern Ireland
Comedy
Laws, Ethics, and Public Policy in Mass Media
Practices of Non-Profit Management
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university.

Typography
Glassblowing
Painting
Packaging
Great Works of The Arts & Crafts Movement
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university.

Political philosophy
Women’s studies
Sociology of education
Psychoanalysis
Water polo
January 31, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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My song of resistance for the people of Minneapolis - St Paul is now available to stream on these platforms

bbragg.lnk.to/cityofheroes
Billy Bragg - City Of Heroes
Listen to City Of Heroes by Billy Bragg.
bbragg.lnk.to
January 30, 2026 at 1:04 PM
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To say aloud that the vice president is friends with Nazis and to point out that his Holocaust tweet is crafted so as not to offend them is to sound crazy to everyone who doesn’t know both are stone cold facts. Frustrating thing.
Legitimately a feat of carefully calculated writing to issue a Holocaust Remembrance Day statement of this length without mentioning either (1) the people who perpetrated the Holocaust or (2) the people against whom they perpetrated it
January 28, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Their goal is to charge people with crimes so they lose their privilege to vote. The crime is using the first ammendment.
We definitely should give these guys more money to make a database of the brave people in MSP
sounds like a “cool things down” guy
January 27, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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For sale: Nazi coat, gently worn

(Size small)
January 27, 2026 at 12:17 AM
MINNEAPOLIS ISN'T THE BORDER YOU DOLT
Oh my God, what an incredibly real and incredibly terrifying story. These grown men were locked inside a restaurant? Wow.

It's hard to say where that ranks next to the state-sanctioned murders and the kidnapping of children, but gosh, they were briefly locked inside a restaurant? Heaven forfend.
January 26, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Gestapo hates being called Gestapo. These jagoffs have two options. Lead by example and stop their occupation of an American city or follow their leader that died on April 30th, 1945.
Bovino: "When politicians, community leaders, & some journalists engage in that heated rhetoric we keep talking about, when they make the choice to vilify law enforcement calling law enforcement 'Gestapo' or using the term 'kidnapping,' that is a choice & there are actions & consequences."
January 25, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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The fascists will not stop and are only going to get more violent. The Democrats have betrayed us.

It’s on us to stop this. We have to carry out a general strike and boycott even if we’re not ready. We have to kill this system before it kills us.

jaredyatessexton.substack.com/p/shut-it-down
Shut It Down
It's time to stop participating in this awful system and bring it to its knees
jaredyatessexton.substack.com
January 24, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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just a reminder you can save yourself a lot of mental space by disregarding anyone eager to justify murder. if they can accept one killing, they can accept them all. there's no humanity left to appeal to. move on and focus on supporting positive change.
January 24, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Pittsburgh isnt near the top of the list of multicultural cities, but we went to a new Chinese noodle restaurant last night and I was one of like 3 white people in the packed restaurant. It was awesome.
I realise I'm just a freak, but living in a multicultural city is the best thing of all time, it's just the best possible human experience and i can not understand why anyone on earth would be like "weve got to destroy this"
January 17, 2026 at 11:59 AM
What's the campaign of retribution? Retribution for his administration being called out for MURDERING someone. Jesus f'ing Christ this world is bleak.
January 15, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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lowkey the world isn’t actually that dangerous, right wingers just made it that way
January 7, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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Stranger things finale was fucking nuts!
January 3, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Can someone relay a message to George Kittle that today is another Tight Ends Day? I need him to have a career day.
December 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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cannot believe people are still talking about charlie kirk in a year when we lost DAVID LYNCH. upside down ass country with backwards priorities.
December 13, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Why do these douchebags get away with being wrong in their jobs? Any other career if you are so royally wrong that you cause trauma to another person it is a fireable offense and you can also be looking at a civil suit AT A MINIMUM.
Agents in Key Largo, Florida ripped this woman wearing medical scrubs out of her car as she screamed she is a US citizen. Agents cuffed her and put her in one of their cars.

She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The fuck does he understand in his air conditioned front row seats to UFC.
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?

HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
My toxic trait is thinking I could get 7.
How many yards could you get
December 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Come on you Hounds! Hell yeah. City of Champions again.
November 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
We've done our taxes for hundreds of years without AI. What is this solving?!
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.

TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
These Tim Robinson bits are getting out of control.
Listen to this Border Patrol agent cry about how he's going to be DOXXED after being arrested for drunkenly barging into a woman's restroom with a loaded gun, demanding a date from the woman inside, and then punching the arresting officers.
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Just because someone says something on TV, doesnt mean that thing they said is credible. Yes, this is in response to Megyn Kelly defending pedophiles. She shouldn't have a platform anymore after those 'opinions'. Fucking ghoul.
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM