Sarge The Destroyer
@sargethedestroyer.bsky.social
Cohost of Cryptid Cocktail Party and Citizens Guide to the Supernormal. More shenanigans in the link below.
https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer
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I hate when people say, "don't knock it until you try it." Like, I don't need to shit in a hot air frier to know it's going to be unpleasant.
Yo, read my substack. It's free.
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Don't Trust Your TV
Wolves In Sheep's Clothing
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September 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Yo, read my substack. It's free.
open.substack.com/pub/sargethe...
open.substack.com/pub/sargethe...
Hey @nasawebb.extwitter.link, see, I can take cool pictures of the sky too! The moon, Venus, and Regulus lined up this morning.
September 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Hey @nasawebb.extwitter.link, see, I can take cool pictures of the sky too! The moon, Venus, and Regulus lined up this morning.
So, MAGA influencer/SoundCloud-level rapper/Raggedy Ann wearing a Post Malone Halloween costume, Tom MacDonald has a new song out...
September 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
So, MAGA influencer/SoundCloud-level rapper/Raggedy Ann wearing a Post Malone Halloween costume, Tom MacDonald has a new song out...
Apparently, the only way to get the US Government to give a shit about the safety of Ukrainians is to bring them to America.
apnews.com/article/char...
apnews.com/article/char...
Man faces federal charge in killing of Ukrainian woman on Charlotte train
The Justice Department has charged a man with the fatal stabbing of a Ukrainian refugee on a North Carolina commuter train.
apnews.com
September 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Apparently, the only way to get the US Government to give a shit about the safety of Ukrainians is to bring them to America.
apnews.com/article/char...
apnews.com/article/char...
This could be us but you playin, @massgov.bsky.social.
August 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
This could be us but you playin, @massgov.bsky.social.
RIP Cobes. Dude was a legend.
YouTuber KingCobraJFS, Joshua Saunders, dies at 34 | The Express Tribune share.google/Gms9qTS7YpSA...
YouTuber KingCobraJFS, Joshua Saunders, dies at 34 | The Express Tribune share.google/Gms9qTS7YpSA...
YouTuber KingCobraJFS, Joshua Saunders, dies at 34 | The Express Tribune
YouTube creator Joshua “KingCobraJFS” Saunders has died at 34 in Casper, Wyoming. The cause of death is under review.
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August 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
RIP Cobes. Dude was a legend.
YouTuber KingCobraJFS, Joshua Saunders, dies at 34 | The Express Tribune share.google/Gms9qTS7YpSA...
YouTuber KingCobraJFS, Joshua Saunders, dies at 34 | The Express Tribune share.google/Gms9qTS7YpSA...
At this point, Lindsey Graham is the only person who doesn't know that Lindsey Graham is gay.
August 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
At this point, Lindsey Graham is the only person who doesn't know that Lindsey Graham is gay.
I love Peter Jackson. He's an incredible director, but why does every picture of him look like he just got arrested for pooping through a sunroof?
August 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I love Peter Jackson. He's an incredible director, but why does every picture of him look like he just got arrested for pooping through a sunroof?
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A Viking funeral, but you deep fry me in batter, then finish me with powdered sugar and strawberries and serve me up like a funnel cake.
August 5, 2025 at 10:46 AM
A Viking funeral, but you deep fry me in batter, then finish me with powdered sugar and strawberries and serve me up like a funnel cake.
"McDonalds is the place to rock." - Wesley Willis
August 12, 2025 at 9:40 AM
"McDonalds is the place to rock." - Wesley Willis
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i did not give you permission to tickle my fancy
August 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i did not give you permission to tickle my fancy
I'm not sure how or why mothman became a queer icon by I 100% support this.
August 3, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I'm not sure how or why mothman became a queer icon by I 100% support this.
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I don’t want a career. I want to stay home and write cute little book reviews no one asked for.
July 14, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I don’t want a career. I want to stay home and write cute little book reviews no one asked for.
Nothing to see here, folks.
July 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Nothing to see here, folks.
It kind of blows my mind that RFK Jr has more holes in his brain than any other Kennedy.
July 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It kind of blows my mind that RFK Jr has more holes in his brain than any other Kennedy.
Jellyroll makes music for people who buy their jewelry and motor oil in the same place.
June 19, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Jellyroll makes music for people who buy their jewelry and motor oil in the same place.
There is a loneliness epidemic amongst young conservative men and I am shocked. You'd think women would flock to someone who's built their entire personality around Wintergreen Kodiak and overt misogyny.
June 19, 2025 at 1:12 PM
There is a loneliness epidemic amongst young conservative men and I am shocked. You'd think women would flock to someone who's built their entire personality around Wintergreen Kodiak and overt misogyny.
This is my favorite break-up of all time.
June 6, 2025 at 11:02 AM
This is my favorite break-up of all time.
Shout-out to my gym cleaning crew for using so much bleach, the naked old guy had a flashback to World War I.
June 5, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Shout-out to my gym cleaning crew for using so much bleach, the naked old guy had a flashback to World War I.
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THIS IS so TRUE!
"Planting the garden instead of ripping it out" is what really spoke to me!
"Planting the garden instead of ripping it out" is what really spoke to me!
May 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
THIS IS so TRUE!
"Planting the garden instead of ripping it out" is what really spoke to me!
"Planting the garden instead of ripping it out" is what really spoke to me!
I have a bad feeling about this.
May 12, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I have a bad feeling about this.
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ffs how many years in a row did I shit my pants at the zoo, I hate facebook memories
April 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
ffs how many years in a row did I shit my pants at the zoo, I hate facebook memories
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I got chills. They're doing long division.
April 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I got chills. They're doing long division.
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BREAKING: THE SUBSTITUTE POPE HAS WHEELED THE CART WITH THE TV AND VCR INTO THE VATICAN
April 21, 2025 at 9:40 AM
BREAKING: THE SUBSTITUTE POPE HAS WHEELED THE CART WITH THE TV AND VCR INTO THE VATICAN