Sarge The Destroyer
@sargethedestroyer.bsky.social
Cohost of Cryptid Cocktail Party and Citizens Guide to the Supernormal. More shenanigans in the link below.
https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer
https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer
Hey @nasawebb.extwitter.link, see, I can take cool pictures of the sky too! The moon, Venus, and Regulus lined up this morning.
September 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Hey @nasawebb.extwitter.link, see, I can take cool pictures of the sky too! The moon, Venus, and Regulus lined up this morning.
So, MAGA influencer/SoundCloud-level rapper/Raggedy Ann wearing a Post Malone Halloween costume, Tom MacDonald has a new song out...
September 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
So, MAGA influencer/SoundCloud-level rapper/Raggedy Ann wearing a Post Malone Halloween costume, Tom MacDonald has a new song out...
This could be us but you playin, @massgov.bsky.social.
August 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
This could be us but you playin, @massgov.bsky.social.
I love Peter Jackson. He's an incredible director, but why does every picture of him look like he just got arrested for pooping through a sunroof?
August 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I love Peter Jackson. He's an incredible director, but why does every picture of him look like he just got arrested for pooping through a sunroof?
Nothing to see here, folks.
July 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Nothing to see here, folks.
This is my favorite break-up of all time.
June 6, 2025 at 11:02 AM
This is my favorite break-up of all time.
I have a bad feeling about this.
May 12, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I have a bad feeling about this.
3 and a half years ago, I started working out. I've come a long way.
April 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
3 and a half years ago, I started working out. I've come a long way.
Apparently, the president does not like this portrait hanging in the Colorado state capital and asked that it be taken down. I guess he doesn't know about the Streisand effect.
March 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Apparently, the president does not like this portrait hanging in the Colorado state capital and asked that it be taken down. I guess he doesn't know about the Streisand effect.
Felt cute, might delete later, idk.
March 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Felt cute, might delete later, idk.
I made sure to let Elon know about all the very brilliant and professional things that I did last week.
February 26, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I made sure to let Elon know about all the very brilliant and professional things that I did last week.
I have crafted another urgent dispatch to the federal Office of Personnel Management (Deiatruth@opm.gov). I address socialism in our food supply.
February 4, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I have crafted another urgent dispatch to the federal Office of Personnel Management (Deiatruth@opm.gov). I address socialism in our food supply.
I sent the Office of Personnel Management's anti-DEI email address another important message:
January 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I sent the Office of Personnel Management's anti-DEI email address another important message:
Today, I sent an urgent missive to the anti-DEI police email published by the government so we can report woke stuff we're scared of.
January 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Today, I sent an urgent missive to the anti-DEI police email published by the government so we can report woke stuff we're scared of.
Their hearts go out to you too, Elon.
January 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Their hearts go out to you too, Elon.
So long, Tiktok.
January 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
So long, Tiktok.
WE'RE NOW ON PATREON!
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@cryptidcocktail.bsky.social
Want to support the show? Consider check out our Patreon!
@cryptidcocktail.bsky.social
January 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
WE'RE NOW ON PATREON!
Want to support the show? Consider check out our Patreon!
@cryptidcocktail.bsky.social
Want to support the show? Consider check out our Patreon!
@cryptidcocktail.bsky.social
My boss asked me to do some research for a project. Not to brag but my professors used to call my papers "borderline obsessive".
January 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
My boss asked me to do some research for a project. Not to brag but my professors used to call my papers "borderline obsessive".
Tonight, I'm going into The Speakeasy, streaming on Discord at 9pm EST. Check it out and join the server! (Link in comments).
January 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Tonight, I'm going into The Speakeasy, streaming on Discord at 9pm EST. Check it out and join the server! (Link in comments).
Hey MSN, you guys doing okay?
January 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Hey MSN, you guys doing okay?
Here's me gloating about surviving 2024.
January 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Here's me gloating about surviving 2024.
Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of one's own actions.
December 18, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of one's own actions.
Hey! You like podcasts? Too bad because my podcast, @cryptidcocktail.bsky.social is awesome and you should listen to it right now!
December 18, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Hey! You like podcasts? Too bad because my podcast, @cryptidcocktail.bsky.social is awesome and you should listen to it right now!
It's 27 inches long, @dailymail.co.uk. Relax.
December 3, 2024 at 9:28 PM
It's 27 inches long, @dailymail.co.uk. Relax.